kingwoodland



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  1. Summary

    A collection of whumps from Breaking Bad, Moral Orel, House MD, DC, Aphmau, and Gravity Falls based on @whumptober on Tumblr's prompt list.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Bruce rolled his eyes, before schooling his expression into a serious mask. "If you swear to go to the Lounge, make a fool out of yourself as a Wayne for the paparazzi out front, and then stay safe for the rest of the night..."

    And suddenly Barbara was passing Tim something, shiny sleek and metal, weighty in his palm.

    "...you can drive the Batmobile."

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    Bruce gives the boys the key to the Batmobile for Tim's 21st - they just have to give it back before patrol the next day. What could possibly go wrong?

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    29 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 26

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    NIGHTWING: They’re literally nice! It’s not their fault they got—got intense vibes. But they’re totally not evil versions or whatever. I'm vetoing your protocol.

    RED ROBIN: You can’t just veto my protocol, you have to—

    DIMAN-1: No he’s right I’m literally nice.

    RED ROBIN: (Alarmed) Nightwing you have so supremely fucked up the classification system. Why is there a dimensional anomaly on comms.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 65

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    “Did you just shoot that man?” the Bat growls at the exact same time as the woman shouts, “Did you just fucking bite that guy?”

    “I’m not a fan of guns,” Bruce says, frowning down at the man bleeding sluggishly on the floor.

    “And I’m not a fan of cannibals, dude, so I guess we both got issues with what just went down.”

    (Or: Absolute Batman meets his Jason Todd. Except her name’s not Jason, she’s not the (only) Red Hood, and she’s sure as shit not his son.)

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Dick didn't particularly care about his presence at first, until it became evident the Batman was becoming a nuisance. It's not like the guy was evil, no, Dick's problem with him is the fact that more and more people are getting hurt as casualties of whatever war the Batman's waged with Gotham's rogues.

    Or: Dick Grayson is an EMT. He hates the Batman.

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    23 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Jason Todd needs help. Batman likes to help people.

    (aka: what if jason was introduced in the absolute universe)

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    23 Apr 2026