12 Bookmarks by lollykobbles
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 356,700
- Chapters:
- 99/99
- Comments:
- 8,636
- Kudos:
- 31,499
- Bookmarks:
- 8,241
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- 1,357,625
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
04 Nov 2024
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[SECOND INSTALMENT OF THE 'THE FANCIFUL PROVIDENCE OF DEATH' TRILOGY]
[PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS 'CREATURE OF WINTER']Death thought that he had managed to avert the crisis rather well, all things considered. Harry Potter was dead, sure, but the boy's lack of a beating heart was hardly that much of a issue in the greater scheme of things. Really, it was Death's opinion that his master had been improved upon in death, now that he was without pesky things like a heartbeat or blood.
Though, it certainly brought in a great deal of questions regarding the boy's mortality when he got up every morning to eat breakfast.
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- Part 2 of The Fanciful Providence of Death
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 231,499
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,668
- Kudos:
- 4,133
- Bookmarks:
- 1,149
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- 182,881
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
20 Apr 2023
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,478
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 44
- Comments:
- 1,515
- Kudos:
- 20,862
- Bookmarks:
- 4,233
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- 461,289
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05 Jan 2023
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05 Jan 2023
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,767
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 44
- Comments:
- 4,647
- Kudos:
- 29,157
- Bookmarks:
- 9,995
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- 845,452
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
25 May 2022
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Hermione Granger knows she's not a good person. Disillusioned with life at only twelve years old; she is cynical, manipulative, ruthless and, above all else, a survivor.
For six years she has lived on the streets of London with only her sharp mind and her sharper knives to keep her alive, but a letter from an owl changes everything for Hermione, and the bond she forms on the Hogwarts Express with a timid boy with broken glasses, skinny wrists and a lightning-shaped scar will change the whole of Wizarding Britain.
Main Pairing: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 641,976
- Chapters:
- 85/?
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 3,168
- Kudos:
- 11,757
- Bookmarks:
- 3,815
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- 612,093
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03 Apr 2022
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03 Apr 2022
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Harry Potter is not safe at Number Four Privet Drive, but Lily Potter’s posthumous magic demands that he have a home, so in a crack of thunder four-year-old Harry flashes into existence next to Sirius Black, occupying Cell 12, North Tower, Azkaban.
Harry is anonymous there. No one knows who he was before he joined Padfoot in Cell 12, so he is given a new name and raised by Death Eaters, trained for Dark Magic and maybe a little crazier than he ought to be.
He knows only the stone walls and the cold until Minerva McGonagall stumbles into Dumbledore's office holding a first-year's letter addressed to the wizarding prison, and he is brought from its stone depths to attend Hogwarts.
He is not the Martyr Dumbledore wanted, and he is not the Savior the Wizarding World asked for.
This is not the Harry Potter you thought you knew.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,819
- Chapters:
- 37/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 967
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- 5,049
- Bookmarks:
- 1,351
- Hits:
- 126,265
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
03 Apr 2022
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The Consequences of A Binding Ritual by teecup_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2016
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(This has been abandoned - sorry)
Forced to be the fourth champion in the Triwizard Tournament and shunned by Hogwarts and the rest of the Wizarding World, Harry finds comfort in the silence of the Chambers of Secrets. Explorations of the Chambers turns up more rooms and information than he expected. One of which is a ritual that is called 'Slytherin Binding Ritual'. Thinking it meant binding Salazar Slytherin's ghost to him and thinking 'meh, not like I'm gonna lose anything', Harry performs the ritual without even thinking of researching more about it.He forgot one of the most important thing in the world.
He's Fate's personal chew toy.
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- Part 2 of Consequences of A Binding Ritual
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 171,023
- Chapters:
- 33/?
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 3,599
- Kudos:
- 11,794
- Bookmarks:
- 3,147
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- 424,943
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
03 Apr 2022
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Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world.
Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 256,956
- Chapters:
- 46/?
- Collections:
- 108
- Comments:
- 6,255
- Kudos:
- 22,609
- Bookmarks:
- 7,476
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- 807,374
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03 Apr 2022
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Harry leaves the white limbo of King's Cross to find himself in his childhood cupboard once again. Luckily for him, it seems he's brought Ron and Hermione back with him, and with his best friends at his side he can do anything.
The Golden Trio take Hogwarts by storm, a bit more jaded and ruthless than before and determined to undermine the war before it ever truly starts.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,529
- Chapters:
- 46/?
- Collections:
- 57
- Comments:
- 4,000
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- 27,525
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- 8,857
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- 693,221
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03 Apr 2022
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Latin; a dead language with no practical applications except perhaps the deciphering of old texts and as a particularly quaint party trick.
Thankfully, as Harry finds out, Latin is not as dead as he was first taught when he decided to learn the language. It wouldn't have mattered anyway, of course; he loved Latin, and would have been proud to know it even had it been as useless as it was pretty. But in the world of Wizards, the world of Magic, Harry realizes his rare talent with words is particularly valuable, and allows him to use magic that no one's ever heard of, that no one's ever seen. But as time goes on, and he becomes more and more entangled in the webs spun by those around him, he starts to realize just how deep the magical rabbit hole goes and how dangerous power like his can be.
All Harry had ever wanted was for the world to make sense.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 229,611
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 3,399
- Kudos:
- 22,120
- Bookmarks:
- 7,729
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- 692,242
Bookmarked by lollykobbles
03 Apr 2022