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Draco finds a tube of Pansy's lipstick. He puts it on in a fit of curiosity and finds that he really, really likes how he looks. He's not the only one.
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23 Apr 2025
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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22 Apr 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Into the Dark by orphan_account, TwitchyLittleFerret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2023
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It's 1980 and there's no end in sight for the war. Once strong bonds are fraying and faltering. Lily's impending birth and whispers of a traitor have been setting the Marauders particularly on edge.
In the middle of all this tension, the Order finds itself two young men who seem impossible - one of whom claims to have the knowledge to defeat Voldemort for good.
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Draco & Harry get sent back to the first war.
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18 Apr 2025
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been waiting a lifetime (to be with you) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2021
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The next time he woke, Potter was shaking him awake.
Just, just not the right one.
He had hazel eyes for one, and class.
This was not Harry Potter. This was -
Well, he had just woken up and who accepts the delightfully altering time-related facts of life right as they wake up?
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18 Apr 2025
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Harry just wants to be safe within the freshly painted walls of Grimmauld Place, with his friends around him. But when he hears Draco Malfoy has been spotted at the local soup kitchen, he can't help but encourage a different type of stray to come under his roof.
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18 Apr 2025
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Shortly after Arthur is resurrected in the 21st century, he finds Merlin's vibrator.
That's it. That's the plot.
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17 Apr 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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13 Apr 2025
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Hogwarts finds an unconventional way to heal the scars of war, using the power of love and a crack in the wall.
Officially, Lily Evans was taking a well-deserved break after completing her first day of class assignments. Unofficially, she had gone insane. Round the bend. Completely barmy.
Because there was a crack in the wall of her dorm room, and it was taunting her.
“Potter,” The fissure said, no louder than a whisper.
She groaned, and rolled over on her bed, smooshing her face into the satin red pillow. Of course she wouldn’t be able to escape him, not even within the safety of her dorm.
“Potter!” The rift said, a little louder.
“Leave me alone!” Lily lifted her head to yell at the wall. “I’ve cracked,” She whispered, giggled, then groaned again. Against her brain’s wishes, her body got off the bed and knelt in front of the defect. “I don’t care how fit he got over the summer, stop talking to me about Potter!” She told the seam. Like a sane person.
To make matters worse, the crack talked back.
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- Part 1 of A Crack In The Wall
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11 Apr 2025
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How to get what you want (even if you don't know what it is) by Craftswoman
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2019
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"Let me get this clear, shall we? You want me to bugger you in the arse, so you can get pregnant with my superior semen?"
Harry took off his glasses and rubbed his face with both hands. "I knew this was a stupid idea. The most stupid of all stupid ideas."
But Harry wanted a different life, a family, a child, and when his Healer told him it was possible for him to carry a child himself, being a wizard, the thought kind of stuck. Even if he wasn't compleatly truthful about his motives. Not to Malfoy and certainly not to himself.- Language:
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10 Apr 2025
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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10 Apr 2025
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Calico Skies by britbrit99, musette22
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
20 Aug 2022
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In the wake of the Battle of New York, Bucky Barnes bade his old life, or what was left of it, farewell. He bought a deserted cabin in the Catskills, exchanged orthopedic surgery for woodworking, and built a new life for himself as a carpenter. Six years on, Bucky still leads a peaceful, if solitary, existence. Maybe it gets a little lonely sometimes, but that’s why he got himself a dog. And a cat. And a goat.
In 2018, Steve Rogers finally hangs up his shield. He trades Avenging and New York City for the peace and quiet of the Catskills, grows a beard, and isolates himself in an attempt to salvage what’s left of his sanity and identity. After living his life in the public eye for so long, Steve believes that calm and solitude are exactly what he needs. Of course, he didn’t count on meeting Bucky Barnes.
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20 Mar 2025
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“Fuck, look at you,” Bucky breathes in awe, staring at Steve with big, dark eyes. “How many times in a row can you come?”
Steve blushes a little at the question, though he can’t actually bring himself to feel any sort of shame over the fact that he just got off in 30 seconds flat and is more than ready to do it again. Not when Bucky’s looking at him like that. “Don’t know,” he admits.
“We’re gonna figure that out,” Bucky promises.
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The one where Bucky makes good on his promise.Series
- Part 2 of Love and Great Buildings
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18 Mar 2025
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“Your favourite is here,” Danny says, smirking. “I tried to steal him away by giving him some extra attention, but he just looked uncomfortable.”
Stiles snorts, though he’s secretly pleased by his regular rejecting Danny. “He always looks a bit uncomfortable. I bet he’s married with a kid and a permanent guilty conscience when he’s here.”
It had been quite the surprise for Stiles to realise that he had a regular. A pretty young, hot regular, on top of that.
In which Stiles is a stripper, and Derek is the always-polite regular at the club where he works.
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18 Mar 2025
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He leaves because the press of Derek’s lips and the sting of his teeth against Stiles’ neck are still burning his skin, and he can’t stop touching them, but then he remembers Derek telling him he’s not pack, he never was, and that he doesn’t belong here.
He leaves because Lydia asks him too, but he doesn’t go back to Beacon Hills because no one asked him to come back.
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16 Mar 2025
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Inspired by this Tumblr post, and written for lupinus's birthday.
Stiles accidentally finds a trunk full of Derek's professional dom gear from when he lived in New York. They don't talk about it. Then Stiles turns eighteen, and they do.
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If he thought Derek would be angry or embarrassed at Stiles finding a trunk full of quality BDSM gear in his closet, he’d have been wrong. “I used to do it professionally, in New York,” Derek says easily, and Stiles—Stiles doesn’t know how to process that. Because he’s seventeen and has eyes and an unfortunately vivid imagination, and if he lets it go there he’s not going to get any use out of any body part except his dick for several hours.
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16 Mar 2025
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Look, Stiles knows he’s not really part of the pack, but really? He wishes the others aside from Scott and Allison would stay a little more up to date on what’s going on his life beyond how it affects them.
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13 Mar 2025
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A Fine Foray into Fashionable Fellatio by calrissian18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Mar 2020
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First comes tolerating, then comes shagging, then comes unintended consequences.
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11 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco are shagging. Ron’s got a hunch, and the only way to find out is to volunteer his services alongside Harry’s in the Big Malfoy Manor Cleanup of 2010. What could possibly go wrong?
The one where Harry owns a gardening business, Draco is an aspiring National Trust property owner, and Ron is far too invested in the fit of Draco’s lovely clothes and the smell of Harry’s hair. But he doesn’t fancy them or anything like that.
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10 Mar 2025
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London is drowning in snow, and Draco and Ron get more than they bargain for when they comfort Harry after - another - bad break up.
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10 Mar 2025