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    Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.

    Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.

    *slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two or three, I highly suggest you check it out.

    Update 7/28/26 - Removed empty chapter. Note chapters post chapter 4 have shifted down one.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Once upon a time humankind and magical creatures like dragons, minotaurs, krakens, giants and others, agreed on a pact.

    It came with rules and traditions that kept the balance in this world for a long, long time.

    Crowley, a shapeshifting dragon, has been part of this system for as long as he could remember.

    He guarded the castle, protected the princess and followed the given rules (with a certain amount of creative interpretation that is).

    But when a certain knight arrives, who isn't particularly interested in the role given to him, the story begins to shift and a rather unusual arrangement unfurls.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    After the apoca-not-alypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally begin to seek out, in each other, the earthly life they’ve always wanted.

    But it could never be that easy. For millennia, Crowley’s coping mechanism has been as ingenious as it is foolish: He keeps the memories of the worst horrors of his life since the flood in a box that’s not a box, stowed safely in a place that’s not a place, away from his own conscious mind.

    Be a pity if something were to cause that box to open, right as things are getting good for our ineffable husbands…wouldn’t it?

    Takes place after S1 and uses S2 characters (Nina + Maggie), with many-a-chapter looking back on the kind of memories that even a demon hides from.

    Angsty, angsty mega-fic. Strap in, pups.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    A gallery for any NSFW art I draw for Good Omens.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Anthony J. Crowley is a newly-ex mob member, who, after being beaten senseless and running for his life from his former cohorts, stumbles into the bookshop of one Mr. Aziraphale. Where he was expecting to be thrown into the street, he instead finds himself taken under the wing of this kind stranger - after all, he really has nowhere else to go, does he?

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Nearly forty, Aziraphale's struck with the desire for a pup. With no alpha, he decides to look for a donor. Crowley responds to his ad, and they meet at the Dirty Donkey where neither expects to find someone interesting. It seems that the process of finding a donor is not so simple when feelings quickly emerge between the two of them.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Omega Crowley is at the glory hole of one of his favorite sex clubs tonight, and he's looking forward to a night of debauchery like he often loves to indulge in, but the first, strange alpha who walks through the door captivates him like none other have for quite some time.

    Well— almost none other.

    Omegaverse AU, omega Crowley, alpha Aziraphale, extremely smutty glory hole face fucking and boot grinding as well as a revealing second chapter of knotting and the omega’s mate.

    Now featuring gorgeous art by Ziv!

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Two legendary knights form an unlikely alliance to prevent a war until their form of communication fails them.

    Prince Crowley is charged with leading an attack on Heaven's capital. He succeeds but spares the royal family in exchange for the youngest prince to stay.

    Will the knights find their way back to each other? Will the two princes learn to trust each other? Leave it up to the ineffability of fate.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    When Aziraphale, the unassuming son of Viscount Eastgate, is compelled to find a match to boost the family name, the alpha finds himself thrust once more into the spectacle of the London ton. Meeting the omega his family has in mind for him sees him form new connections as his social circle grows. Aziraphale has little interest in affairs of the heart and leans into propriety to guide his actions. But love has little concern for propriety, following its own agenda. Are there other, more significant, challenges ahead for Aziraphale than simply securing the preferred match?

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Six thousand years is a long time to love someone. It is an even longer time to keep a secret from them.

    In spite of an immediate connection with the demon he met on the Wall around the Garden, Aziraphale doesn't know how to close the distance between them. Everything he tries seems to go quite poorly, and he's never been sure why. It might have something to do with all that alpha and omega business, confounding nonsense that it is.

    Crowley, though, has a secret. One snap decision has defined the entire course of his life on Earth, leaving him with a problem he can't seem to solve; how do you tell the love of your life that you've been lying the entire time you've known them?

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    08 Aug 2026

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    (Human) Twitch Streamer AU, as shared on Tumblr! (ATWS / #ineffable streamers)

    Aziraphale and Crowley are two polar opposite Twitch streamers who are exceedingly popular in their own ways. Besides their moderators, no one watching would ever guess that they live together. Nor that their feelings run a whole lot deeper than friendship.

    (Abandoned, but includes all the draft notes for how the story ends)

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”

    “A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.

    “—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”

    Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.

    There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    A collection for my individual nsfw drawings.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Doctor Crowley has turned truancy into an art form, lecturing only under sufferance. Doctor Fell has signed up for his undergraduate course and has no plans to let him slack off.

    When a faculty member is found dead, our heroes start forming uneasy suspicions. What was the occult symbol drawn next to the body? Why does it feel like they’ve known each other forever? How is Crowley supposed to tell police that he thinks the murderer is a demon he summoned 35 years ago? And what about that statue that’s the spitting image of the victim?

    It’s a murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of (as-yet skippable) smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (reportedly), and one trans angel.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    A fic based on GaHell's excellent "Teach Me" comic, which you can read on his Tumblr:

    https://www.tumblr.com/gahellhimself-blog

    A huge thanks to GaHell for allowing me to fic his amazing work and for creating this world and inspiring this fic in the first place. Please support him on his socials!

    And an equally huge thanks to my betas, 77ckk, demonsandpieohmy, crystalsilhouette, Kotias and Nosferatini.

    And a last minute panic thank you to theRavenMuse for helping me add the images.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
    After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
    Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.

    ❤️‍🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️‍🔥

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    01 Feb 2026

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    A year after season two, Aziraphale is trapped in Heaven.

    He sees Crowley living on Earth, all alone and in trouble. With help, he manages to act accordingly.

    Crowley’s heartbreak leads to him to being a damsel in distress.

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    Aziraphale recalled what he’d seen out his office window. With it’s close and clear view of London, Earth.

    He hadn’t meant to zoom in where he did. The scene had appeared against his will.

    A certain demon. All alone and buying several cases of the worst scotch he’d ever tasted. Oodles of it.

    Something he drank when he didn’t care about quality, only getting drunk as fast as possible.

    Crowley looked bad. Aziraphale didn’t think he’d ever seen him with a hair out of place, and certainly never in dirty clothes and flip flops.

    But there he was. The only familiar part of his attire had been his sunglasses.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    For the first time, Aziraphale's body is, well, responding, if you catch my meaning. But it only responds to Crowley.

    Basically a bunch of scenes where Aziraphale is terribly excited about everything sexual congress has to offer.

    Starring: Very Horny Aziraphale and Very Affectionate Crowley

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    26 Jan 2026

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