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William Reid dies on a Thursday.
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Grief is a funny thing; sometimes you feel it, go through it, and learn to live with something like a bullet hole in your heart—sometimes you’re Spencer Reid, a twenty-four year old profiler, and you refuse to let yourself feel it because what the fuck is a father, anyway?
Cue the team being worried.
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23 Oct 2025
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Meanwhile, Spencer wakes up in an objectively perfect body - one some might describe as a 'pure god of sculpted chocolate thunder'. But between the knowledge that the gorgeous and ideal man is going to know all of his shameful secrets, and what he sees when he accidentally loosens Morgan's watch, leaves him unsure how to explain why one person's pain is justifiable and the other's is weakness.
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- Part 2 of Bodyswapping Angstiness
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21 Oct 2025
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Set sometime during season one.
Reid wrapped his fingers around the pool cue and stared hard at the table. He drew lines with his eyes from the cue ball to the others and from there to the pocket, letting his mind slip into the pure math that was the true base of pool. He could sink the 6 and the 5 in one shot. He knew the angle, knew how much spin he had to give both balls, knew how much force to exert down to the third decimal.
“Hey, pretty boy,” Morgan called from across the table, leaning on his pool cue and smirking. Reid glared at him - he was distracting and Reid didn’t want to have to do the math over. “They’re not gonna sink themselves.”
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13 Oct 2025
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He can hear voices outside, and a sound that bears a striking resemblance to Morgan’s laughter. Forty four percent of incarcerated people have some kind of mental illness. It’s not surprising his mind is resorting to something that sounds comforting from before, he’s probably suffering some kind of break right now, in the after. Still, the memory of the sound curls itself under the throbbing of his traitorous heart trying to escape the confines of his ribcage. Perhaps there was something to be said about how the memory of Morgan’s laughter could still do this to him after all this time. Then again, this too, should be familiar. He’s always been powerless in the face of that thousand watt smile, more so when it was directed at him – toothy, and blinding.
or, Derek makes breakfast for Spencer and his mother. Somewhere in between sharing meals and showing up, they find their way back to each other.
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18 Sep 2025
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Spencer has been having the dreams almost as long as he can remember.
They started out vaguely, simply bloody and strange, images of people he loved being hurt. After he joined the BAU, they became more specific. His subconscious woke in images of the cases he had worked, the bodies he’d seen. There were months at a time when he hardly slept, trying to stave off the images of death. It never worked.
He knows that most people in his line of work have nightmares, but it's not the same. Anyone would imagine their family being hurt. Anyone would be afraid of failing to protect them.
In Spencer’s dreams, he is always the one holding the knife.
(In which Reid and Morgan figure things out, eventually, it just takes a while)
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26 Aug 2025
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like the strength of an army by frankiebirds for imaginationtherapy, supergaylesbian
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Feb 2023
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Reid laughed wetly, and Emily’s heart constricted. It wasn’t a real laugh. It sounded like it hurt coming out. “Wouldn’t dream of it. Um. You said that…” He trailed off, and Emily knew he was recalling something in the exacting detail he always did. She smiled despite herself, knowing the exact expression he probably had as he summoned the memory. It fell off her face with his next words. “That if I felt like doing…that to myself, to at least try and call you instead?”
Her vision blurred. She tilted her head back and blinked several times so the tears wouldn’t fall. This wasn’t hers to cry over. “Yes,” she said. “I remember. Reid, do you want to hurt yourself?”
OR; Recovery is messy, and Reid takes Emily up on her offer
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- Part 2 of absolute lithops effect
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02 Aug 2025
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"Gideon?"
Spencer turns on his Mag-Lite and sweeps it over empty cabinets and a dusty stove. The light is weak to begin with, and he needs to change the batteries, so he fumbles through the dark until he finds Gideon's lamp and turns it on.
He sees Gideon's feet, first.
OR: in which when spencer goes to check on gideon after he doesn't show up for work, he finds a bit more than a letter.
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02 Aug 2025
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He wakes up with a note stuck to his forehead that reads, “You traded your memory in a spell. It was worth it.” The note is signed George Ross. He wonders if that’s his name.
In which things are lost and gained and remembered and forgotten, in that order.
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02 May 2025
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Bond runs his hand over the lock of the gun case. “It’s the best thing they’ve done in decades, making you Quartermaster of this place.”
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A re-imagining of SPECTRE in which Q comes up against the perils of Smart Blood and workplace politics.
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18 Feb 2025
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For nearly two years, James Bond and Q share a camaraderie that skirts the boundary between friends, colleagues and something more ephemeral that neither one of them will name because they’re both resolved to be cowards about it. At the end of it all, Bond drives away in the world’s most beautiful car with a lovely woman.
And well, that’s that, isn’t it?
That’s not it. That’s only the bloody start of it.
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In which Q faces repercussions after James Bond's abrupt departure, and has to pick up the pieces of himself.
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- Part 1 of the places you leave in the dust
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12 Feb 2025
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31 Jan 2025
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as a lover and a friend by ratboyrich
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Apr 2023
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“Wait, wait,” Eddie says suddenly, and everyone stops in their tracks and turns to look at him. He’s still looking a little pinchy and a little stressed, but he fits right in with the rest of the pinchy, stressed group of them. He jerks an accusatory thumb in Richie’s direction. “Numbnuts didn’t book a room, so he’s got nowhere to sleep tonight.”
Richie’s face flushes hot so fast he gets dizzy, and he tries to really cooly lean against the bar, but his elbow slips a little and he almost busts his entire ass. Still, though, after resituating himself, he flashes the gang a cheesy smile.
“Oh, shit, it did say NO VACANCY outside, huh?” Ben asks, face twisting up in genuine concern, which is refreshing.
“You moron,” Stan says, shaking his head, which is less refreshing but more familiar, “what, too busy eating shit in front of a crowd to call ahead?”
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Richie doesn't book a room at the Townhouse and has to crash with Eddie. Chaos ensues.
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03 Jan 2025
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"For all its faults, Earth is really beautiful." The story of Jasper's relationship with the world he loved but couldn't survive.
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11 Dec 2024
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He rubs at his eyes with the back of his fist, stifles a yawn, and forces himself to focus on the blurry object above, until the last scrim of sleep has been blinked away and he sees it, at least, clear. A little drone, hovering in the air over their bed.
Third place winner for the best use of the canon-divergence theme; second place winner for best use of the somebody lives trope; first place winner for best use of the sunsets trope in Round One of Chopped: The 100 Fanfic Challenge 2.0
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- Part 3 of elle_stone's troped fics
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11 Dec 2024
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Sometimes Ryan just needs someone to believe that he knows what he's doing.
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15 Oct 2024
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The only thing Jon wanted was a way off this station.
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- Part 1 of Parallax
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19 Aug 2024
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The diverging point; where what might have been falls foul of happenstance. The Hive wants Newton, but creatures with no concept of love could never understand; Hermann wants him MORE.
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- Part 26 of What's a Little B&E Between Friends?
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25 Jun 2024
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Sometimes, the aftermath is the worst of all.
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- Part 2 of From Out the Ocean Risen
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05 Jun 2024
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Number Five is a survivor. He fought his whole life: he fought their father, the apocalypse, the commission, then – the apocalypse, again.
Having made that fateful jump back to 2019, he unwillingly left his old body with all of its scars behind. Physical ones, at least.
It’s funny, in a way, that the hardest thing for him to fight ends up being food.- Language:
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27 May 2024
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He knows he should ease off a little bit but he can’t get his bearings. Something isn’t right. He scans his room a couple times. Everything seems in order but there’s something settling in the pit of his stomach. This deep unease.
Or Richie deals with the aftermath of IT.
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07 May 2024