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A theatre director wants to meet with you about a project.
Shall I push him to after SNL?Patrick glances down at his phone resting next to him on the piano bench, ignoring a few push notifications from Instagram as he picks it up and swipes it open. What on earth does a theatre director want with him?
What’s the project?
Or, (parts of) Favored Nations from Patrick's POV.
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- Part 4 of favored nations
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12 May 2022
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07 Mar 2021
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David is intent on making a good first impression on Patrick's cousins, and of maintaining Marcy and Clint's good opinion of him. But it's the first time Patrick's been home since moving to Schitt's Creek and coming out to his family, and tensions are running high. For David, every inch of effort has been made to ensure this goes smoothly for Patrick, but what he isn't expecting is what it feels like to suddenly be a part of a family so different from the Roses.
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15 Feb 2021
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This is a simple tutorial for using HTML to create basic iOS text messages in Ao3. I'll do my best to make this easy to understand! This is intended for users who have little-to-no experience with this process at all, so bear with me if it's a bit redundant about some features you're already familiar with.
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16 Feb 2021
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Sequel to "How, Patrick?" You really should read that one first.
Patrick, whose Mysterious Husband has long entranced the viewers of his long-running how-to YouTube channel, is finally doing a livestream to answer fan questions and introduce them to David. Will the subscribers survive? Will the fan reaction overwhelm David?
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- Part 2 of How, Patrick
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19 Jan 2021
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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
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05 Jan 2021
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“David, the wife.” David stuck a hand out towards Jenna.
“You’re a man,” Jenna replied dumbly. David dropped his hand and looked down at himself as if to confirm that fact.
“I am,” he nodded.
_____Patrick finally takes David home with him and there seems to be some miscommunication.
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29 Nov 2020
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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- Part 1 of Arts and Crafts
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26 Nov 2020
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A spreadsheet by Patrick Brewer.
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19 Nov 2020
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Years ago, Patrick made an impulsive decision that flipped his life upside down and sent him running five hundred miles away. Three years later, he’s home, with history aiming to repeat itself again. Will he make the same decision and risk losing the one thing he wants more than anything in the world? More importantly, how can he even choose now that he truly knows how he feels?
I made a list of what I love
To make a document that shows what I think I'm made of
To tell me what I should do
And hope it turns me in the direction of you
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18 Nov 2020
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He was particular, yes. And maybe he had high standards, but high maintenance? That made him sound like something that needed to be handled. His mother needed to be handled, not him.
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15 Nov 2020
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David joins Patrick at his high school reunion
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08 Nov 2020
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I've got the feeling you're the right thing after all by JessX2231
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 Jul 2019
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Once they arrived at the drive-in, Patrick insisted they get more comfortable in the backseat. He knew there was no way to offer that without sounding suggestive, but he took it all in stride.
“And what are we going to do back there that we can’t do here?” David asked.
“I don’t know, David,” Patrick said with a telling grin. “Why don’t you join me and we’ll find out?”
Or, Patrick takes David on their second date.
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08 Nov 2020
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For the first time ever, David pays rapt attention to the spreadsheet Patrick insists on showing him. There’s a list of things that will be covered under the joint account, like rent and groceries and vehicle upkeep, and then they’ll each keep a separate account for individual expenses. Patrick repeats the fact that clothing and toiletries will be considered individual expenses multiple times, but David is still too starry-eyed about the casual way he said ‘our household expenses’ to even consider arguing.
Then David notices something odd, off in its own section below their estimated rent and utilities.
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06 Nov 2020
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Then, at 6pm exactly, the door opens, and in walks a guy with nice shoulders and cropped hair. David hopes this is his date, because Stevie refused to show him a photo, but this guy is cute and—
Holy fuck, it’s Patrick.
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David has a mortifying blind date he’s desperate to forget.Series
- Part 6 of Schitt's Creek Meet-Uglies
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30 Oct 2020
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I haven't stopped thinking about this tweet for literal months.
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29 Oct 2020
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28 Oct 2020
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The morning after the events of "Meet the Parents."
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26 Oct 2020