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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    10 Apr 2026

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    06 Apr 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Ilya tweaked his fingers further inside Shane, picking up the pace and the pressure on his bladder.

    “Fuck,” Shane gasped. Then he clenched down around Ilya and came.

    Except he didn’t. His cock got harder like it was going to ejaculate, but no cum shot out. Instead, a jet of piss hit the wall. Shane moaned, high and strangled. Ilya’s mouth fell open.

    Shane asks Ilya to fuck him on a full bladder. A new trick is discovered.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    The ritual is simple: morning skate, home for a protein shake, then Shane strips to his briefs, lies in bed, and starts scrolling.

    Or, a Grindr AU

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    20 Mar 2026

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    mafia boss!ilya being #downbad and shane walking him like a dog.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa. 

    Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France. 

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Weed man Ilya thinks Shane is too adorable to pay for weed.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Ilya,” he gasps. “You’re drunk, hey, ah, wait,” he adds, and he’s trying so hard to do the right thing here, but Ilya’s cock is still sliding against his and he can’t stop himself from moving his hips to chase it.

    “Yes,” Ilya says. His mouth trails down over Shane’s collarbone and his chest, leaving a trail of spit because he’s being so messy. “Waited all night to have you,” he mumbles, looking up to meet Shane’s eyes, and takes his nipple between his lips.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    11 Mar 2026

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    His wellness check doesn’t come in the form of burly men with guns, demanding he put his hands up while they pin him to the wall and deem him a danger to himself or others. It comes in the form of a six foot even, doe-eyed boy in a Metros pullover, freshly showered hair still damp at the ends, and worry dotting his face like the freckles across his nose. He looks angry, too, like Ilya might still find himself against the nearest wall, and not in the fun way.

    “What the fuck, Rozanov?”

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    Ilya takes personal leave without telling anyone. Shane doesn’t need to ask him about it, but he knows what needs to be done.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Shane sleeps with other men, and (of course) Ilya crashes out.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    lily@shanehollanderstop
    hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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    05 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 57

    Mystery Work

    Part of Unreveal Me
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    03 Mar 2026

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    j.j. centric fics that are mostly shayj but i can be persuaded for other ships as well #multishipper

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “I feel fine.”

    Fine, fine, fine, fine. Shane can’t seem to stop using that word today.

    Ilya hums,

    “Good. I am glad to hear this. I never want you to feel bad.”

    They’re both talking around the same thing without actually talking about it. Shane’s stomach is in knots. He wants to lay himself at Ilya’s feet and beg:

    Just make me do it. Tell me I have no choice. You know I want to. You know me.

    (or: shane knows what he wants. it's the asking and letting himself have it that's the hard part.)

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    25 Feb 2026

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    “Shane,” Ilya calls out. “I am here.”

    No response, just the ambient hum of Shane’s fridge. The TV is not on or anything. Is Shane even home?

    Ilya walks through the kitchen and past the bathroom, still finding nothing. He heads towards the living room next. His imagination is already going, wondering if this is a surprise of some kind. Maybe Shane will come out from around a corner, launch himself at Ilya, push him up against the wall and—

    Ilya’s thought process slams into a brick wall when he enters the living room. He stops walking, coming to a halt by the side of the couch.

    Sometimes, Shane gets…fuzzy. That is what Ilya has taken to calling it in his head. Then, Ilya stumbles upon something Shane hadn’t intended for him to see, and the puzzle pieces start to come together.

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    24 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 46

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    Trinity Santos (PTMC)

    5:54 PM

    like do you need me to coach you thru this

    baby’s first strapon

    You

    5:54 PM

    Honestly yeah are you up for that

    You

    5:57 PM

    Hello?

    They’re about to kick me out of this Aerie can you please respond

    Trinity Santos (PTMC)

    5:57 PM

    now why are you in a fucking aerie

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    23 Feb 2026

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