perniciousLizard



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    This series is a place to put all my Alphys/Undyne stories that aren't part of another series.

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    Middle aged furries falling in love and building a life together.

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    These stories are part of a series where Sans works for Mettaton on the surface, and the two of them eventually become friends. And, even more eventually, date.

    Slow burn.

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    Sans and Grillby were married for a long time, before the reset. Part of them still remembers.

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    Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    31 Aug 2019

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    The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

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    23 Jul 2019

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    After the Apocalypse, and with characteristic slowness, both Crowley and Aziraphale think there might be something they need to sit down and talk about.

    And then Aziraphale disappears.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.

    Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.

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    20 Jul 2019