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    “I only have my mother’s DNA,” He shrugged. “Like you all. Master Jinn said that I was born to be the Jedi’s Chosen One, destroy the Sith, win the war, all that stuff.”

    You could hear a pin drop in the mess, all the Vode frozen and staring at him.

    “Sir, are you saying that you’re a clone?” Rex asked slowly, wondering if they had misunderstood or something.

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    Anakin only having his Mom's DNA means he's technically a clone, the vode decide that means he's one of them, and this messes things up for Palpatine

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    24 Jun 2025

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    Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.

    Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.

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    22 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    The Empire came with no warning.

    They descended upon the homestead like Jawas on a crashed pod racer, their white plastoid armor blinding in the light of Tatooine’s twin suns. Owen, working to repair one of their vaporators, saw them first.

    “Beru!” He shouted down the entry stairs, bringing her running, “Empire!”

     

    Or: Beru and Owen survive the attack on their homestead in the beginning of A New Hope. This changes everything, and nothing.

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    21 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    CC-2224 is sure of these things:

    He had taken this lightsaber from the hands of a dead traitor.

    This lightsaber belonged to someone he loved.

    He would never have loved a traitor.

     

    (Codywan Week Day 3: Lightsaber + Alt 2: Order 66)

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    20 Jun 2025

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    The Jedi Council was nervous. The Jedi Council was very, very nervous, so much so that the usual meditation-and-releasing-emotions-into-the-Force shtick had failed and High General Mace Windu had broken out the spotchka.

    If anything called for drinks, it was discovering that your whole Order was sitting on a primed thermal detonator - well. More like a million of them.

     

    based (with permission!) on this text post which hooked into my brain and would not let go

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Anakin Skywalker runs into Mace Windu in the elevator.

    In Padme's Apartment Building.

    At 3 AM.

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    08 Jun 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 44

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    Luke Skywalker is feeling adrift. He's a teacher with no students, and no idea what to do with himself now. Ezra Bridger is also feeling lost after returning from over ten years in another galaxy, unsure where he fits into this new world. An unexpected meeting might change all of that.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    In which the clones are united in pursuit of a greater purpose: to see Obi-Wan Kenobi shirtless.

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    28 May 2025

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    Not even from a certain point of view did Darth Vader kill Anakin Skywalker. He wished he did, but the specter of the Jedi’s light escaped before he could finalize his fall to the dark. Meanwhile, Anakin is raising his son on Tatooine.

    It would be easier if:
    1) he weren’t a Force ghost nobody but his toddler could see and 2) Obi-Wan would stick around so somebody could teach Luke about the Force.

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    27 May 2025

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    Anakin Skywalker is not quite human. The people around him try not to think about it.

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    24 May 2025

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    Crys hissed, sounding awed, “You slept with the General?”

    Cody tugged his bucket down fast enough to hide a wince. In the light of dawn, with his head not so fogged and bleary from fatigue, it didn’t seem half as logical as it had the night before. But he’d be kriffed before he told Crys that. He said, tone even, “Couldn’t have him freezing to death. Let’s go.”

    OR, the one where Cody starts sharing quarters with Obi-Wan a year into the Clone Wars, and it changes many things.

    Podfic of Make Your Bed (Lie in It) by glimmerglanger.

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    17 May 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 12

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    The galaxy was punishing Cody.

    He didn’t know what he’d done, but, then again, in his experience the galaxy didn’t need a reason to exact punishment on someone. Things just happened, and then people had to deal with them.

    OR, the one where Obi-Wan suffers a series of wardrobe malfunctions, and Cody suffers for it.

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    15 May 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 51

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    Ten years after Neal Caffrey's "death," it's actually Neal Burke who finds him, almost entirely by chance.

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    12 May 2025

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    When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.

    Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.

    Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.

    They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.

    "They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.

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    09 May 2025

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    Luke stumbles across a boy lost in the desert with a malfunctioning droid and a flimsy backstory.

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    04 May 2025

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    Then, it happened. 

    Din watched in slow-motion as Luke placed a hand on the back of the man’s neck, pulled him down, and... kissed him on the cheek.

    Mr. Movie Star laughed, and in turn, wrapped his arms around the object of Din's affections, engulfing Luke in a tender embrace. 

    What the fuck?

    Or, the one where Din misunderstands and thinks Luke Skywalker has a boyfriend. Repeatedly.

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    29 Apr 2025

  17. Rec 42

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    It's your standard parent-child conflict: your dad thinks your hair is too long.

    I'm here to give the explanation no one asked for: how Luke got his nice, respectable ROTJ hair style.

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    Vader took a large step back. He turned off his lightsaber and put it back on his belt.
    Luke lowered his own and tilted his head. “Why did you—”
    “Luke, I can’t fight you when you can barely see because your hair is too long,” Vader said with something very close to a huff.
    Luke’s face became a mix of both confusion and annoyance. “What are you talking about? My hair is fine!” He did, however, touch his head with a hand...

    Vader jabbed a finger at Luke. “You need a haircut.”
    “No I don’t!” Luke instantly and nearly shouted. He cringed at how childish he sounded.
    “Luke,” Vader said, “Your hair is too long. It needs to be cut. And you’re beginning to look like a wild Wookiee.”
    “That’s not true!” Luke cried. “And rude!”...

    “Young one,” Vader said, “you’re coming with me.” He shook his pointed finger. “And you’re getting your haircut. That’s final.”

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    24 Apr 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 76

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    Tangled AU

    10 years after the first prince goes missing, known thieves Arsenal and Flash steal his crown from the palace. In their efforts to escape the guards, they happen upon a tower, in which resides a cheerful man who wants desperately to see the lights. The criminal duo agrees to help, under threat of losing their quarry, and set off on a journey that will change the entire kingdom irrevocably.

    CHAPTER FIVE CURRENT PROGRESS: 59%
    I'll add updates here as I work on it. Hoepfully it doens't notify you EVERY TIME

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    24 Apr 2025

  19. Rec 20

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    A collection of fics focused on and around “The Skywalker Scandal.”

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    18 Apr 2025

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    “What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”

    And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.

    “I want to go to college.”

    And Talia had made that happen for him.

    (AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)

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    25 Mar 2025

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