10 Works by pressuretoparty

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    Partying and pining in New York, situationship-era flirting, and semi-ironic marriage pacts.

    Just a day in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

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    "We are actually so fucking washed," Shane bitches. "I'm never getting better and you are stuck on a losing team that sucks. Everyone is going to forget about us."

    "Don't make me trip you," Ilya says, calmly. "Let's do another lap."

    "No," Shane barks. Ilya raises his eyebrows.

    Shane refuses to accept this. This perpetual cycle of suck. When he invited Ilya to his cottage almost four years ago now, he didn't expect their relationship to turn into their fucking burial ground.

    Shane finds himself grounded in Ottawa for the foreseeable future. With his newfound free time, he hangs out with his family, eats Costco Rotisserie chicken, and whips Ilya Rozanov back into a champion.

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    Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa. 

    Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France. 

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    Their rivalry, as history has written it, has finally come to an end.

    "I won," Shane breathes, and the smile, the smile that's been plastered on his face since he scored, grows wider.

    Montreal knocks Boston out of the playoffs. Shane learns how to be Ilya Rozanov's boyfriend. Ilya wears Shane's jersey. Set about a year after the finale.

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    "Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."

    He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."

    Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU

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    It's a long flight back to Smallville. On Clark's first trip to Shanghai, he gets schooled on the rules of love triangle mediation, gets a crash course on The Golden Age of Hong Kong Cinema, and eats at a fancy KFC.

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    Missing scene from S4 Sacred, where Jason, Lex, Clark, and Lana are flying back from Shanghai.

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    Dan talks to his therapist, buys groceries, freaks out about the entire Phil situation, and tries to address the elephant in the room.

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    "You don't think I screwed it all up, do you?" Dan says. "My chances of having anything real with Phil?"

    "Oh, Dan," his therapist says. "If we're going to talk about you and Phil in a romantic sense, we're going to need more than five minutes."

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    Six years later, Azula ditches rehab, Sokka comes back to the Fire Nation, and the siblings finally get their rematch.

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    "So." Stewy says, trying to sound casual, even though he's sure he's failing. "You're not dead."

    (2 years after the sale.)

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    A simple, silver ring lies in the middle of Kim's palm. And Harry, his heart on his sleeve, staring, boring holes right into the center of Kim's face, reading everything he's feeling.

    "So uh," Harry laughs, scratching his head. "Should I get down on one knee now or?"

    (Autumn of '60. The world is ending maybe, Revachol is dying definitely, everything is finally going to shit, and Kim and Harry have been alive for a little too long.)

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