rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (8)
- The Magnus Protocol (Podcast) (2)
- Severance (TV) (1)
- DCU (1)
- Michael Jackson (Musician) (1)
- Superman - All Media Types (1)
- Lemon Demon (Musician) (1)
- Thriller - Michael Jackson (Music Video) (1)
- Dispatch (Video Game) (1)
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom (1)
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (1)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms (1)
- Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) (1)
Recent works
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Statement #0250704: Dry Drowning by rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Nov 2025
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Statement of Herman Wells, regarding a pool party. Statement recorded direct from subject, 7th of April, 2025.
Series
- Part 5 of Original Statements (The Magnus Archives)
- Part 11 of Dispatch
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Golden Hour by rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
25 Sep 2025
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The defeat of Dark Beast Ganon was an oddly quiet one. The tendrils of malice that once formed the monster withered and faded away, carried off into the breeze until there was nothing left of it. If not for the wreckage left behind for the Calamity, one could think it was all just a bad dream. It was beautiful, really. The same breeze that carried away the terror of Hyrule sifted through the petals of silent princesses, and one stood across from an equally silent knight.
“Do you... really remember me?”
A look into the first couple of days following the Calamity.
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Daydream (I Fell Asleep Amid the Flowers) by rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Severance (TV)
15 Aug 2025
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“My name is Jonathan S. I’m making this video roughly two hours before it will be shown to me. I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure colloquially known as severance. I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split, separating my memories between my work life and my personal life. I acknowledge that, henceforth, my access to my memories will be spatially dictated. I will be unable to access outside recollections whilst within the basement floor of the Magnus Institute, London, nor retain work memories upon my ascent… I am aware that this alteration is comprehensive and irreversible. I make these statements freely.”
TMA Severance AU. No spoilers for Severance and no knowledge of Severance needed. Aside from the basic concept of the severance procedure, some of the rules, quotes, and some parallels, nothing else is taken from the actual plot of Severance.
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Jonathan Sims is Not a Brave Man by rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
30 Jun 2025
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Sometimes, he wondered what his life would be like if he was.
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I Have a Feeling We’re Not in Kansas Anymore (But Isn’t It the Other Way Around?) by rainbowsquidinc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Superman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
03 Jun 2025
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“Peter squeezed his eyes shut as he pulled his best friend and the girl he loved closer, relishing their embrace as if time would stop if he just held on tight enough.
He opened his eyes a hundred feet in the air, the distance between him and a golden wheat field rapidly decreasing.”
Dr. Strange’s spell sends Peter to the DC universe, and he lands on the Kent family farm.
Recent series
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Dispatch by rainbowsquidinc, spilledsquidinc
Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Nov 2025
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Collection of all my Dispatch works, from my main and my alt.
- Words:
- 29,199
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics) by rainbowsquidinc, spilledsquidinc
Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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Just a place to gather all my Flambae/Robert fics.
Smut account is spilledsquidinc
- Words:
- 27,581
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 38
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A series of Flamecha fics in which Robert gets Flambae off in exchange for his behavior. However, deals with the devil always hook people deeper than they think.
- Words:
- 12,125
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 28
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Original Statements (The Magnus Archives) by rainbowsquidinc
Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game), Lemon Demon (Musician), Michael Jackson (Musician), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Thriller - Michael Jackson (Music Video)
07 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 7,376
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,659
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 74
- Kudos:
- 3,092
- Bookmarks:
- 476
- Hits:
- 12,699
Bookmarked by rainbowsquidinc
03 Nov 2025
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Look, Robert believed in his team's potential, and he wanted to say he believed they could rise enough in the leader-board to not get cut.
But if being a hero taught him anything, it's that you always want a back-up plan. Insurance, if you will.
Some called it cheating, he called it leveling the playing field.
Series
- Part 1 of Robert is Sort of a Mystery (Dispatch)
Bookmarked by rainbowsquidinc
02 Nov 2025
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,620
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 37
- Kudos:
- 1,788
- Bookmarks:
- 185
- Hits:
- 11,417
Bookmarked by rainbowsquidinc
31 Oct 2025
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There’s a bit of a work party, Flambae has to reflect on his feelings. He definitely hates Bob-Bob. Definitely. Absolutely. Nothing else about it.
Bookmarked by rainbowsquidinc
26 Oct 2025
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The year is 1995– Sebastian goes off to college, and is horrified to learn he’ll be rooming with Alex. That’s okay though, because Alex is joining Sigma Theta Psi, and should be out of his hair before the end of the first semester. When something goes horribly wrong during pledge night, Sebastian is stuck with his annoying jock roommate for longer than he bargained for . . . and something is definitely wrong with him.
Two college roommates who couldn’t be more different learn to trust one another, fall in love, and take down a horde of frat boy vampires, Lost Boys style.
Bookmarked by rainbowsquidinc
16 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Unironically one of the rare cases where I would be happy if a fanfic became a movie (with the names changed for copyright ofc)