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It's time to pick a side, you've gotta wake up alive by Chaos_theDragon, ParaDexTwo (reconnectng) for etonzolo (enderphyte), SleepySnails, valentine-pins (Arellia), Nobodyneedstonknow, ArchAngelAthena
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, SMP Civilization, Bliss SMP
18 Dec 2025
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Kingslayer is King, Godslayer is God.
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This is the last word of Roshambo Games, god-killer, godslayer, and god themselves in all but name.
Thank you, to those who cared. May luck be on your side. To the ones who disrupted the equilibrium, may you burn a thousand deaths in hell.
Karma will rise.
Hope you like your new partner Kab.-~-
The story of the Last God-Killer, the one who fell, and [REDACTED].
Welcome to a new chapter.
The circle is waiting.-~-
Make the circle round again. After all, Karma waits for no one.
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- Part 1 of It takes darkness (to see the light)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,789
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 3
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egg keeps trying to make minute talk to him and open up while wemmbu's doing his invisible knight thing. it's not like egg has anyone else to talk to, and he can't stand being alone. at least minute starts to warm up to him. eventually.
minute just needs to stay calm and not get triggered by anything (don't think about the invis mafia. don't. just don't) while stopping egg from doing stupid things. and maybe training him to fight, because he's gonna probably get himself killed one day. and if minute also starts to genuinely enjoy hanging out with egg, it's nobody's business but his own.
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a perfect place where you're coming home by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
16 Dec 2025
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Jaden is going to break Wemmbu out of the law prison. he's still trying to figure out exactly how he feels about him, especially after everything that happened in the Great Sea, but he's not letting Wemmbu get executed no matter what.
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Boosfer ragebaits Wemmbu into making out with him.
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Olive Garden Kitchen (I gave them j*bs) by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
10 Nov 2025
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Boosfer gets both himself and Wemmbu fired from Olive Garden.
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It's like heading into a tunnel leading only to darkness by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
06 Nov 2025
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Flame tries convince Wemmbu (who's honestly having a terrible time) to let him brush her hair. he doesn't do a great job of it, but somehow he manages to convince her, and Wemmbu starts to come to terms with herself.
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Leo is fine. sure, maybe he'd fallen into the void last season and been stuck there for weeks, but that has zero effect on this season. he's so fine, in fact, that the void's been talking to him and helped him with his plans to kill Flame. and it's not like anyone would find out about his void obsession, especially not the player he just killed.
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Pangi gives the other lifestealers therapy, because unsurprisingly, living in a death game can kind of mess with people's heads. No, he doesn't need therapy himself, why do you ask?
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Jepex forces the Empire to have Friday movie night. half the team falls asleep, and Mapicc and Chief are forced to interact and bond and trauma dump on each other.
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- Part 3 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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Protection Five by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng) for achotech, DarkestDaybreak
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
06 Jun 2025
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Mapicc & Minute supporting each other through some stuff.
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Who ever heard of moving paintings??
Minute was at the museum, and he noticed some of the paintings can move....
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Leo's a hitman, and he's been using Cube to get close to Mid so he can kill her. he's successful.
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Anywhere with you is where it feels like home by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Leo's in the hospital. Minute and Clown try to process it.
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Derapchu goes on a Date to a Maid Cafe (ft. the Maids Rek & Jaron) by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
20 Apr 2025
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Pangi takes Derapchu on a date, but there's some miscommunication about whether this date is just for fun or actually a date.
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what would happen if lifesteal was in the real world and then the apocalypse happened?
Parrot and Spoke were good friends when holes to another dimension opened and zombies and monsters start to take over the world. They will eventually find (most of) the other lifesteal members. (except for the ones I'm too lazy to add, or don't know well enough)
Made because I read the last kids on earth over a year ago, and thought, 'Hey, this would be a great lifesteal fanfic!'
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- Part 1 of LifeSteal Apocalypse AU
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after losing himself and attacking someone, Mapicc and Jepex are separated dragged off to the asylum. but Mapicc's gonna do everything he can to get both him and his brother out of there, even if it means suspending his disbelief of how the frick Spoke got some military grade explosives.
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- Part 1 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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Mapicc wants to get Minute on his own, it’s been way too long since they’ve gotten to be alone together. (Like a day and a half)
The best way to do that is undoubtedly volunteering for a sort of suicidal surveillance mission in the hopes there’ll be sometime he can get Minute alone.Or, 4.7k words of Mapicc being down bad for Minute.
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- Part 2 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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I'm gonna try to write for every December day. we'll see how long it takes me to collapse and die.
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Minute doesn’t have panic attacks often anymore. He’s gotten used to the feeling like the server is closing in on him, and by now he can calm himself down from one pretty well. He's even gotten pretty good at figuring out when one might happen and figured out ways to prevent them.
Unfortunately, Leo and Clown love to shout at each other, and it’s only a matter of time before that triggers one…
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A shattered team and bloody water by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng) for cl4yball
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
23 Jul 2024
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Minute can’t stop missing Clown, even though he betrayed him.
Based on the request Eunkay gave me.