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Forever hold your peace by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
17 Feb 2026
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik loves routine.
He loves efficiency. He loves control. Most of all, he loves that Agent Stone has stood faithfully at his side for ten perfectly predictable years. Nothing disrupts his schedule. Nothing threatens his equilibrium.Nothing could possibly break the rhythm of his life.
Until, one perfectly ordinary morning, Stone mentions something small.He’s getting married.
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"Doctor, with all due respect, you have not showered for weeks. This has to end now." Stone groaned. Robotnik, trying to escape, said, "Okay! Okay! I will take a shower this evening! Okay?" "Not good enough. You're taking a shower right now," Stone said bluntly, walking to the bathroom.
Stone has tolerated everything: world domination tantrums, explosions, evil monologues, and watching Dr. Ivo Robotnik crawl out of his second near-death experience smelling like bad decisions. He tolerated being the man's personal nurse for the following months, tolerated his lack of hygiene while the man soaked in his depressive telenovela phase.
Today is not that day.
Out of patience and out of excuses, Stone stages an aggressive self-care intervention involving soap, clean clothes, and zero room for argument. Unfortunately for both of them, months of restraint, proximity, and Stone finally snapping turns a simple fix-him plan into something… significantly less professional.
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It’s mandatory, they said. Just a routine donation, they said.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the Pentagon’s most temperamental genius, is forced to give blood for a workplace health initiative. His assigned nurse, Stone, smiles too much, talks too softly, and seems far too interested in Ivo’s veins.
Then strange things start happening—missing samples, odd bruises, and a nurse who keeps turning up at night.
Ivo wants to file a complaint. What he gets instead… is a date....with a vampire. -
It takes two dads to make a couple by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
09 Nov 2025
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Ivo Robotnik returns from the Mushroom Planet with one goal: vengeance.
He’s ready to make the world — and Stone — pay for abandoning him.
But instead of finding a broken assistant begging for forgiveness, he finds… a mortgage, a cozy kitchen, and a small child who calls Stone dad.
Turns out, revenge gets complicated when your ex-minion apparently had your baby. -
Operation: Dance Floor by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik is the Pentagon’s most brilliant (and insufferable) weapons engineer—grumpy, sharp-tongued, and utterly allergic to human contact. So when a national Latin dance championship becomes the center of a suspected terrorist threat, it makes perfect sense to send him undercover.
As a competitor.
In sequins..... with Agent Stone—his loyal assistant, ex-military handler, and disturbingly talented dancer—as his fake partner.Aka: a mix of Miss Congeniality and Dirty Dancing 2 with Robotnik and Stone placed into an undercover role for the national Latino dance competition to find a terrorist and save the day....with things getting more than tangled up between them.
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Accidentally Married by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2023
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Erik hates that his big love of life invites him to her wedding. It should be him to stand beside her, not some blond idiot from a wealthy family. Heartbroken and filled with anxiety, he suffers at the wedding party. To make it worse, someone actually invites to the party Erik's close friend from Persia, Nadir. They didn't see each other for years and now they face the fact they are at the party where everyone is judging them. And at the moment Christine asks Erik where he has his date, Nadir makes up a lie that he actually is Erik's fiancee, finally returning to France to settle down. Such a little lie can not hurt anyone, right?
But you know what they say about fake relationships:
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It runs in the family by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux
12 Oct 2023
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Beauty found in ugliness by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
03 Jun 2023
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And they lived happily ever after... that was the ending Erik expected for Christine and Raoul after the incident of the final lair. However, many months later, he gets horrible news: Christine decided to break up with Raoul, the blonde Vicomte not taking it well. Pushed by Madam Giry, he visits the man with the hope of just giving a little support and then going back to their rival lives. However, things get a sudden turn and both men come to a realization that without Christine, they are no longer feeling like enemies... an unusual connection between them making things more difficult than they were before...
Aka story of broken Raoul, supportive-comforting Erik, and evil Christine, full of fluff, hurt, and comfort.
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The sea can change the man by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
03 May 2023
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Being forced to get on his North Pole expedition by a cruel promise he made with raging Erik, the young viscount returns to Paris a year later, feeling somehow more mature and different compared to his old silly self. Brave and somehow tempted, he decides to visit the Opera though it was forbidden, just to see his beloved friend Christine sing once again. However, rumors are spread quite quickly, the news about Raoul's arrival reaching the lair under the Opera. Angry at Raoul's audacity and naive mind, Erik kidnaps the man to his lair for his deserved death sentence.
What he doesn't know though is that there is something different about Raoul, something that all of a sudden makes the Phantom lose his mind and rival instincts, leaving the masked man in confusion and what's worse, in shocking truth about his own feelings...
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Once upon a New Year by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
02 May 2023
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Erik always wished to attempt the New Year masquerade ball in the Opera House. Craving to be there with the one he loved... yet when his beloved Christine asks him as her Angel of Music to be there, he gets all hesitant and scared. After all, he was nothing but an angel to her... or was he?
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Mustache by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
02 May 2023
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It has been almost two months since Erik visited his lover Christine. Worried about him, the girl finally loses her patience and goes down the catacombs to meet him, finding a cute little reason why he refused to see her for such a long time...
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The Garden of Temptation by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom - Susan Kay, Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux
02 May 2023
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Finally, after a long walk, the Sultana stopped at the big mahogany door, “I have prepared a little surprise for you – a gift as compensation for that incompetent girl.” She said with some amusement. “I believe you won't turn it down this time…if you know what's good for you.”
Her tone was more than clear for Erik to know that this was an offer he could not refuse...Aka, after the incident with the concubine, Erik finds his dear friend Nadir to be missing. What makes it more bizarre is when the Sultana offers him a "special" gift as compensation, sending her favorite magician into the most secured part of her harem - the so-called Garden of Temptation. However, when Erik finds what the present is, he has to face the most difficult choice of his life... the choice that only his heart could make.
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Only time heals the deepest scars on the heart by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms, Phantom of the Opera (2004), Phantom of the Opera - Lloyd Webber
20 Dec 2022
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Four years after the event of the 2004 movie, there are spreading rumors that the Parisian opera will be repaired and reopened. Everyone is excited except for a young cabaret singer Clarisse, who is afraid that it will bring the Opera Ghost back to life. Everyone calms her down - that the events from the past can't happen again. However, when she is chased by men who are connected to her mysterious past, she has no other option than to hide in the catacombs, hoping to find there a safe place.
But that wasn't the only thing she had found there...
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Oh, where should I even start?
Should I start with where did it happen? In a small town, near the Alps.
Or maybe about when it happened? Im not sure. It was a long time ago…
Or maybe…. maybe I should tell you about him - the police officer who got under the curse of the jealous witch?Oh, do you want to know more? Well then, let me begin our story…
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As a journalist, Dipper is sent to a Romanian village called "Midnight Hollow" to research the mysterious disappearances that are happening there. Excited, he takes the first plane to Romania and agrees to live in the local castle as a guest of Count Cipher. People in the village warn and beg him to stay away from that castle, but he ignores them and goes there anyway. However, he soon regrets his decisions. Because when things take a sudden turn, Dipper finds out that the shadows here are more dangerous than they seem and that it is better to watch your neck...
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After searching for a moment, Dipper found the source of the scream and he gasped.
In front of him lay a true male fae - a fairy the size of a human.
He was tall and slender, with pale skin and large black wings that were decorated with golden small triangles inside. But what fascinated Dipper more than this was the fae's hair. It was down to the fae's hips and made of real gold. There was no doubt that it was pure gold, shining like thousands of small diamonds…It was impossible to take his eyes off it. Dipper had never seen anything so beautiful...
Magic AU, where wizard Dipper finds in the woods injured fae Bill, who was born with hair made of real gold. With fae having no place to return to, he offers Bill to stay at his place. But will the scared fae be ever able to overcome his fear and worries of being used because of his cursed hair and never being truly loved? -
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Vampire Bill suffers from the fear of dentists and is due to his tooth ache forced to go for a checkup. But when he meets his new, cute and young dentist Dipper with a golden heart and a kind soul, he quickly starts to enjoy the whole visit to the dentist ... And somehow gain feelings for Dipper...
Aka Anselm from Take a bite visits dentist Dipper to recieve the best care he can get, full of love and with sweet ending. (can be read without reading original AU story)
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Dipper has been bothered by his "small intimate problem" since the beginning of puberty - his breasts produce milk. When a boyfriend of a cervitaur - Bill, finds out about this information, he gets an amazing idea. An idea of how to help Dipper get rid of a large amount of troublesome milk, and at the same time have a very interesting afternoon ...
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It's late at night and Dipper in stress doesn't have time to relax at all. What's more, he is a virgin who has never tried to jerk off before ... Until he found nsfw ASMR channel Iluminaughty with a man named Bill ...
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Snork and Viper, two Bill AUs nagas, have been living together as a couple in the Indian jungle for several years. But they're missing something ... they both want children. But Viper never knew when the time was right, and Snork never forced him to do anything.
But when Snork wakes up in the heat one spring day, he's sure the right time to start a family with the love of his life has just come. And Viper can do nothing but agree ...