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    Man in the Box by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    09 Dec 2020

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    This is the fic I've been referring to as "the horrible boxfic."

    Hydra wins and Steve gets put into a put into a sex vending machine in the Strike team locker room.

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    26 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Morse code via anal sex you are the tag of all time

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    The Illegitimate Opportunity Structure by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    27 Apr 2024

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    "I’ll level with you here," Kenny said, setting his cup down and turning to face Stan directly. "I need some fucking cash, and you need to be able to call homophobia whenever someone questions your relationship status. So, like, I’m not saying we should pimp ourselves out to fujoshis but—"

    "We should totally pimp ourselves out to fujoshis."

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    Or Stan needs to prove he’s over Wendy, Kenny needs to make some quick cash, and there’s really only one reasonable way to do that: going gay for pay.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Banger

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    Skin Trade by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)  

    07 Aug 2016

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    The HTP meme fill literally no one asked for!

    The Winter Soldier may be a living weapon rather than a person, but it actually is allowed to want things. It mustn't get greedy and make too many requests, though; Hydra is already gracious and patient with its outrageous demands for frivolous luxuries such as warm bedding or the privilege of squandering half an hour on "free time." It knows full well that it must pay its masters for everything above and beyond the necessities that they provide.

    Or, 5 times Bucky sold his body to Hydra agents +1 time he tried to pay someone in the aftermath.

     READER DISCRETION ADVISED. THE TAGS & WARNINGS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. If this is not your bag, turn back now and let's pretend this never happened. Do not glorify, romanticise, or try at home.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Fire

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    ✓✓ Read by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    06 Apr 2017

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    WENDY
    Nice picture but you have the wrong number.

    AKA how Stan Marsh met Kyle Broflovski through a dick pic mishap.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Holy shit. Text fic of all time

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    End of the Line by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

    15 Aug 2014

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    Alexander Pierce is an absolute horror of a human being and this is a troubling fic.

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    03 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit. My jaw fucking dropped what a beautiful character piece.