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Sensitive by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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Humans are, as a general rule, much more sensitive and vulnerable than Eridians.
Grace manages to find the one instance in which the opposite is true, and proceeds to exploit the heck out of it.
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- Part 2 of smut practice
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20 Jul 2026
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When I Start to Cry (Take Me) by BootlegFrnk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Grace vents again, slow and deliberate, and it nods its head. Its mouth is pressed into a taut line as it removes its hands from protecting its appendage, slowly lowering itself back down until it is laying on the nest. I can hear a shaking in the muscles of its nimble-claws and lower arms. Grace has no reason to be embarrassed, procreation-like activities are a normal part of the human life cycle. I will make Grace healthy. And if the Portable Thinking Machine is anything to go by (it is), I will make Grace feel good too. Grace deserves that. Grace deserves to be healthy and feel good and be taken care of and I will give it all of that.
Or: Grace wakes up with a boner, and Rocky's laptop has taught him that masturbation is good for humans. He doesn't stop to consider whether Grace really wants help.
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20 Jul 2026
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“What,” Grace is laughing as she says, “do you wanna stick your hands in my shirt?”
[Yes.]
“What.”
[Grace already say what.]
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Grace's hands are cold, and Rocky is inspired to try something new.
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- Part 1 of lesbians in space
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17 Jul 2026
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Dr. Exophile or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
11 Jul 2026
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Bored on the journey back to Earth Ryland remembers masturbation exists, then his old roommate moves back in and things get Awkward.
or: Rocky learns about Grace's ability to masturbate and totally doesn't get jealous over that.
or: Two nerds jerk each other off.
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12 Jul 2026
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Teach me, then by khromiums
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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"Teach me, then."
Rocky freezes at my words. I guess he wasn't expecting that. I feel a little smug, like I always do when I manage to surprise him.
"You want to know more about my egg cycle?"
"Sure," I say.
Of course I want to know about his eggs. Has he lost his mind? I want to know everything about him.
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12 Jul 2026
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Someone Familiar by minivenus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
06 Jul 2026
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Overwhelmed by how isolated he is in a room full of intimate couples at the crew and staff karaoke party, Ryland Grace stumbles drunk out onto the flight deck seeking the comfort of a friend. With the weight of the world pressing down on her shoulders, Eva Stratt doesn’t have the time and energy to maintain interpersonal bonds with the members of her taskforce. Yet, she’s not sure she wants to leave Grace alone in this vulnerable state, either.
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07 Jul 2026
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They fuck
Or, alternatively, they fuck
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04 Jul 2026
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The ABCs Of Getting Out Of One's Head by hangmans_joke
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026) RPF, Actor RPF
29 Jun 2026
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Ryan and James spend an evening discovering that the best conversations are the ones that stop being conversations entirely. It could have been a dance of saying everything while committing to nothing, but they are both too good at the game for that to last, and the alphabet has considerably more to offer than Ryan ever gave it credit for. Somewhere between 'A' and 'H' he gets to stop managing himself quite so carefully, which is either a terrible idea or the best one he's had in years.
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04 Jul 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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01 Jul 2026
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But what if I do want to? by DanaFox1013
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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When Rocky asks Grace to tell him about the best sex he ever had on Earth, Grace remembers a one-night stand with a handsome guy with gravity-defying black and grey hair who worked in the movie industry. Rocky has his reasons for asking.
"And,” he continues impishly, “if you make enough noise that I can hear you, I’m going to stop and count to five before I touch you again. So if you want me to keep going, you need to stay quiet as a mouse.”
I’ve lost the ability to speak already. All I can do is keep nodding.
Jamie keeps that constant eye contact going as he slides even further down the couch; he’s now bent at the waist over the opposite arm and it occurs to me that he’s still fully clothed while I’m completely naked. Somehow the contrast makes me feel even more exposed.
He looks straight at me as his tongue flicks out and licks right over the tip of my cock. I gasp out loud, then see he’s smirking and clearly counting down from five on one hand. I moan in frustration, and he raises an eyebrow and starts the countdown again from the top. Oh god, this is going to be impossible.
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- Part 1 of PHM Explicit One Shots
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29 Jun 2026
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no good, no good at all. by dumpsterfire_ofthe_year
Fandoms: Actor RPF, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026) RPF
28 Jun 2026
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"Ryan, it's not you, I promise..."
AKA: After months of not-so-quiet tension on set, things finally come to a head when a very drunk Ryan tries kissing James. Now James is left wondering if their attraction for one another is worth Ryan's idealistic marriage, and both their careers
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28 Jun 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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22 Jun 2026
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“Shut up,” Healy muttered; he placed the hand not gripping March’s jacket over his mouth and pressed him up against the wall.
And- oh. March’s pants were suddenly tighter than they had been earlier.
March and Healy get stuck in a closet in the middle of a case, and March quickly learns just how much he likes Healy pushing him around.Bookmarked by snailsi
21 Jun 2026
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“You know he’s clueless, right?” Holly says.
“It occurred to me,” Healy responds.Bookmarked by snailsi
21 Jun 2026
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March almost drops the cigarette he's trying to light, fumbling with the lighter and catching his thumb with the flame. "The fuck are you talking about?"
"A leash, like you're a dog-"
"I know what a leash is!"
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21 Jun 2026
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On the subject matter of the sexual desire object of Dr. Ryland Grace: a study by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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“Dr. Grace, are you aware that I receive reports on all activities that happen aboard this ship? Both scientific and… non-scientific.”
Obviously. She’s like Big Brother if he were East German and mean in a hot way.
“Uh, yeah. Why?”
She turns to look at her monitor. Rude.
“Right, so what’s “Bossy Ginger CEO Puts Blond Intern In His Place” about, exactly?”
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Or: the one where Grace can’t stop watching porn starring redheads with blue eyes, for no particular reason. Stratt, naturally, is aware of it.
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18 Jun 2026
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16 Jun 2026
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once more to see you by Sneakfather
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Eva Stratt has been working a long time. Longer, she’d reckon, than most of her colleagues have. Maybe, you could even argue, harder than them, yet she would never be the one to admit that.
Dr. Grace, however, thinks otherwise.
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Eva works herself into exhaustion, and Grace is there to pick up the pieces.or, or,
Eva Stratt hurt/comfortBookmarked by snailsi
16 Jun 2026
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That Green Light, I Want It by penthouseinthesky
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Jun 2026
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Stratt and Grace share a joint and play a game of Truth or Dare. Grace learns some things about himself in the process.
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16 Jun 2026
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The time elapsed between Jackson Healy realizing he wanted to fuck Holland March and actually fucking him was about ten seconds.
In Jack’s defense, they were a long ten seconds.
Jack isn’t the usually impulsive one between the two of them, but does it really count as impulsive if the idea has been brewing in the back of his brain for a while but he’s only just now gotten around to identifying it?Bookmarked by snailsi
15 Jun 2026