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Harry's had enough of being an Auror. He's had enough of politics. What Harry really likes is being left in peace and making bloody good jam.
Until one evening Draco Malfoy and Dudley Dursley appear on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place and it all goes to hell.
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John Watson thinks he's Very Bad at Relationships.
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Savage Music, Sombre Light by snorklepie
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Aug 2020
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Sequel to The Edinburgh Problem and October to Hogmanay.
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- Part 3 of Scotland
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Sherlock has finally met his match. Watson: a ruthless, fiendish Machiavelli in pigtails.
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The Adventures of Bitty The Vampire Slayer by snorklepie for redheadgleek
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
13 Jan 2020
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In which Eric R Bittle bakes by day and slays by night. His only problem is keeping it a secret from his team-mates.
“What pointy stick?”
“The one you just stuck up your sleeve, Bitty.” Jack points out. “It’s still poking out of your cuff.”
Bitty bites his lip. “Uh… would you be prepared to believe that it’s an unusually large cinnamon stick?”
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17 Nov 2025
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The Wizengamot in its wisdom determined at his trial that Draco ought to return to Hogwarts to scrape together a few NEWTs and perhaps even a sense of community and fellow feeling amongst all the other children, rather ragged round the edges--and a good deal in the middle--battered and burnt and even orphaned in the war. And with a choice between the school he had outgrown and a cosy cell in Azkaban, Draco plumped for school.
Draco returns to Hogwarts for 8th year and finds himself a pariah. To his surprise, Harry Potter is the only person who seems to want anything to do with him.
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16 Oct 2025
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A Palace of Winter by Lyneea
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
07 Dec 2025
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When Holmes and Watson leave the city for Christmas, a cold-blooded plan is set in motion. As Watson becomes the pawn in a cruel and calculated game, Holmes must race to uncover the truth...and protect the man he loves.
Follows A Shroud of Silk but can be read as a standalone story.
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- Part 2 of The Private Diaries of Dr. John Watson
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10 Oct 2025
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A Shroud of Silk by Lyneea
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
06 Sep 2025
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When Holmes finds himself on the wrong side of the law, he trusts only his dearest friend to come to his aid. However, when Watson starts digging for the truth, he uncovers secrets he never could have imagined.
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- Part 1 of The Private Diaries of Dr. John Watson
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28 Sep 2025
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John Watson is an ex-army trauma surgeon turned A&E doctor. He knows how to stop a bleed, how to restart a heart, how to bring someone back from the edge. He works long hours in fluorescent-lit corridors where everything is urgent and nothing is quiet. It keeps his hands busy. It keeps him moving.
But there’s no emergency procedure for what comes after Sherlock Holmes. No protocol for the kind of silence that follows. Grief doesn’t respond to pressure, or sutures, or CPR. It just sits with him. In the walls of the flat, in the clouded edges of memory, in the things he didn’t say when it might have mattered.
He saves lives by night and loses sleep by day, drifting through London’s streets with too much whiskey in his system and too many ghosts at his back. Sherlock is dead. John knows that. Some nights, it doesn’t feel like enough of an explanation.
Fic lightly inspired by the song Mortals by Tommy Lefroy
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28 Sep 2025