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    Purple's like, "On a scale of one to a billion, how mad do you think Dad is going to be after this?"

    So I'm like, "After this? Mm...six hundred and seventy-three million, one hundred and seventeen thousand, nine hundred and eighty-one."

    And Purple agrees that, yeah, that sounds about right. And she goes, "We're still doing this, though, right?"

    And I'm like, "Hell, yeah. Pass me that stink grenade."

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    Halcyon: often used to describe an idyllic time in the past that is remembered as better than today.

    - Merriam Webster Dictionary

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    Jason needs backup.

    Tim needs to stop drinking coffee.

    Nine needs everyone to stop and explain what's going on.

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    “There’s just…there’s literally nothing here.”

    “Except you.”

    “I’m nothing, too.”

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    1/1
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    2
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    "I don't understand."

    "Of course you don't. You never do."

    - OR -

    Just a wee little drabble that I wrote because writers block is the worst.

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    3
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    “Please,” King says, and then stops, because he does not know what, exactly, he is asking for. He struggles for a moment, hoping words will come. Then he sighs. “Please,” he begs.

    The woman studies him for a long moment, eyes cool and thoughtful. She does not seem to hate him, though she should. Somehow that makes her judgement so much worse.

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    It’s not – it’s not the first time Obi-Wan has taken a life, and it won’t be the last, but this one, this one clings to him like mud, this is the one that haunts his nightmares for weeks and months and years to come.

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    Melida/Daan, enough said.

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    Dark is scheming.

    On an unrelated note, Purple and Chosen's birthdays are just over two weeks apart.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    41
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    1
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    301
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    Summary

    Purple celebrates New Year's with her family.

    Something short and sweet :)

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    49
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    The world takes.

    Jiwoo gives.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    532
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    In one corner we have a feral shrimp! And in the other corner we have a tall guy with anger issues! And in the other other corner we have a slightly less feral shrimp! And in the other other other corner we have a taller guy with anger issues!

    Wait a minute.

    Language:
    English
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    It could, technically speaking, be called a meet-cute. To do so required one to play fast and loose with the definition of the term, but.

    Technically.

    It was a meet-cute.

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    9
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    16
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    2
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    “…Okay.” Vio sounds wary now. “So you want me to…”

    “Pretend to be my girlfriend,” Tim says.

    Vio hangs up.

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    Tim's getting desperate and decides that the plot of a romcom is his new backup plan.

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    3
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    There is a girl in the house next door.

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    A continuation of That One AU, in which Purple was adopted by Chosen and Dark.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    217
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    Chosen and Dark have a never-ending argument over who gets to drive when they go places, and this is why.

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    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    464
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    Alan should have known better than to watch The Princess Bride with the Color Gang.

    Although, to be fair, he wasn't expecting this to happen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    575
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    Summary

    Kayden is a fat cat.

    Jiwoo's cat door is a perfectly normal size.

    - OR -

    How Kartein got his moment to shine on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    820
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    Summary

    Jax should hesitate. Should feel guilt – remorse – something.

    But he doesn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,397

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