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    After the fallout of a disastrous attempt to free their love from the shackles of the monarchy and dueling expectations, Andrealphus and Vassago find themselves on opposing sides of a different kind of war-a cold war. A war waged not with magic and hands but hearts and minds, and the thorny question of how one can be redeemed after fucking up fatally. Thankfully Vassago has a lot of patience, and a lot of friends to try and sort it out.

    And Andrealphus has-uh-Stella. I'm sure everything will be fine!

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    18/25
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    214
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    72
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    Someone said possessive Vassago and my brain malfunctioned.

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    “Aw, babe, don't be like that! As soon as the Chaz—”

    “Ughhh, please stop referring to yourself like that!”

    “—is back running and up, we can take care of you! I’m always here for seconds.” Chaz waggled his eyebrows, giving him a goofy, smarmy smile.

    Andrealphus drummed his talons along his soaked naked thighs, the silken sheets pressed to his ass and the downy comforter blanketing his stomach.

    He was comfortable in every sense, but he wanted to be uncomfortable.

    Stuffed and screaming, that was the whole fucking point of this after his fit of rage when he wailed and stormed off from Vassago telling him literally anyone could fuck him as good as he did.

    And, well, perhaps that wasn't true after all. Andrealphus was on the third strike of trying to find a lover as patient and persistent at taking him apart and putting him back together, and it hadn’t gone well for him.

    But perhaps this night could still be salvaged with some clever maneuvering…

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    After the events of break me like a promise, Andras has been exiled with Purson on Earth. Purson is trying to make the best of their new life/situation (and avoid his own wounds) while trying to help Andras outgrow his painful past. Andras is just trying his best to not do anything but exist. Joined by a cast of characters in a small town in Vermont, these royal dads are going to figure this shit out one way or another. (And yes, there will be a lot of sex, drugs, and angst along the way).

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    “What do you mean by ‘you never thought you’d live long to see this?’ ” Andras’ brain had finally caught up with the offhanded quip, and now he was intrigued.

    He had his schemes, certainly, but Purson couldn’t possibly think he ever intended to kill the King? For one, it would have been pointless, making him a target for the likes of Paimon and Asmodeus, not to mention Lucifer. Though after he had shed the blood of one of Purson’s fellow kings, perhaps it wasn’t entirely unreasonable.

    Purson inhaled a hiss at his words, then turned his head away. “I’m gonna need more than just a smoke to tell that story.”

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    Chapters:
    6/17
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    240
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    It's been over six months since the judgement came down, and came down swiftly. Andrealphus' former comrades in arms find no place for him in this new world as he bounces from 'friend' to 'friend' until the mercy runs out, and he's on the street scraping by to find food and shelter. There is someone he could beg for help, but he will never bring himself low enough to ask for it.

    And then, a savior offering food and shelter appears-a face from the past, the assassin that he had once worked with to bring down Stolas. He still speaks in riddles about settling scores, but surely not him. He has been humbled and humiliated already, so there's nothing else that could break him. Is there?

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    28,593
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    645
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    Stolas: Care to stop by for dinner soon to clear the air?

    Vassago pressed the mobile into his chest, the tenseness in his body releasing at the words. He finally had his opening, and it was at the worst fucking time. But at least he would have a chance to talk to Stolas, to warn him of what was coming.

    It was time; the prophecy written in blood and tears and stars was going to be fulfilled, whether they were ready or not.

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    Continuation of "Written in Moonlight", cannon divergence, post Season 3, picking up a short while after where the first left off.

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    17,229
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
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    13
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    4
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    374
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    Fresh off (another) breakup with Andrealphus, Vassago is inspired to open his own hot yoga studio. Passion, music, and skimpy clothes! Uh, and there's some exercise in there too, somewhere. It's an (mostly) empty class until Stolas drags a reluctant pair of comrades along with him.

    Everyone after Vassago are cameos only! Rotating POV, this is absolutely crack silliness.

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    4,057
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    13
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    198
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    After one too many encounters between Stolas and Andrealphus go awry, Vassago sits Blitzø down to craft a plan to get the ex brothers to-well, not like each other, but like, maybe just not murder each other? At least, that's what Vassago thinks they're doing as Blitzø and Vassago begin hatching a plot to surprise their partners with outings centered around their shared interests.

    What Vassago and Blitzø don't see coming is how they'll slowly become best friend because of it.

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    Written for the Helluva Mini Bang 2026! Huge thanks to my collaborators KellyHobby and Kiaxan (Jess) -`♡´-

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
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    72
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    94
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    35
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    2,804
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    Andrealphus has always had goals; and a clear plan for his life to achieve those goals, and when those plans don't work, he has backup plans. But he never expected his life to veer so far off course as the day he took that damned test.

    The worst part is that he doesn't even know which asshole is the father, and now he has to decide what to do with the egg.

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    Written in collaboration with @Dedlitdreams for Eggplosion!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,532
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    Stolas has had two weeks off to re-coup from the events of Sinsmas. All he has to do now, is answer the phone. But the sinners don't make it easy. Good thing Blitz has a trick or two up his sleeve he can teach him!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    16
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    75
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    8
    Hits:
    455
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    Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    28
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    47
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    12
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    Marquess Andras wasn't looking for a lover in war; death abounded and it was pointless to get attached. Even his father dies, because that's what happens when you're a hellborn fighting angels. But sometimes, like a virus on a host, attachments get made anyway. He'll just have to try and use this one to his benefit.

    This is the Andras/Purson (war) backstory. Dark romance. THIS IS A VERY DARK FIC. Non-con is between Andras/unnamed character, then dubcon with Andras/Paimon. All Andras/Purson is consensual, though at the great irritation of Andras who super doesn't want to feel anything.

    Eventual baby/toddler Andrealphus, and eventual baby Stella.

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    English
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    44,298
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    747
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    Stolas had lost everything, his throne, his status, his daughter, all to save Blitz. All he wants anymore is to run into Blitz's arms and fall into the softness that's slowly creeping into their - something? that's been blooming since he fell from grace. But Paimon has given him a chance to save his daughter from the same cruel fate of an arranged marriage and children, and he's going to protect her at all costs. Vassago, Blitz, Fizz, Asmodeus, and everyone else around him aren't going to let the sad bird's happiness or horniness fade away that easily! Vassago has his own plans and ways to protect the owl, even if it means getting entangled with his ex-lover and Stolas' greatest rival.
    Summary re-written post Mastermind to reflect updates to the cannon and where this slots! Post-Ghostfuckers Cannon-Divergeance, season 3 speculative fiction. Semi-cannon Vassago.

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    English
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    189,504
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    10,634
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    Years pass by with infrequent contact between the ex-lovers. They live in their own worlds of misery and isolation, but are finding ways to fit the roles the Ars Goetia have given them. But when events escalate between Stella and Stolas, Vassago and Andrealphus find themselves on opposing sides, and a fair weather alliance is formed to the advantage of both sides. If a certain imp hero and failed prince suggested it as a way to get inside the peacock's head and get to the root of the plans involving a certain owlet heiress, whose to say?

    Cannon Compliant up to Sinsmas, the cannon story is interwoven here until season 3.

    Part three of "Right Where You Left Me", please read the other two parts first! You can read this without them but you'll be missing a lot of context for the mystery aspects.

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    English
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    135,332
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    274
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3,115
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    Blitz and Stolas had just settled into domestic bliss. They have their girls, a new apartment, and IMP is at a record high body count. But their domestic bliss starts to crash when Cash comes back into the picture. One way or another; Blitz is going to deal with him for good.

    Warning: this is a pretty dark fic! HEED THE TAGS!
    Dead Dove: DO NOT EAT.

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    Song: "Sucker" by Marcus King, for Helluva Musical Bang 2025
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    168
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    39
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    2,984
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    This is a very niche fic! A one-off prequel on how Marianna and King Purson (Vassago's parents in right where you left me series) met, fell in love, and had Vassago.

    Best read after at least finishing "you left me no choice but to stay here forever".

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    533
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    Blitz is a marshal patrolling the outer edges of Pride, protecting the inhabitants from Infesters and reclaiming dead bodies to be taken in for disposition. He hasn't had a partner for nearly a decade because of an incident in his past, but when a new undertaker comes to Imp City, his whole world gets shaken up.

    Warnings on every chapter. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT (Striker dies on page, Stolas' wounds are described graphically, explicit object penetration smut)

    Fantasy western AU setting inspired by "The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy" by Megan Bannen
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    CHERRIBANG 2025

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    English
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    100,859
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,475
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    Vassago has longed his entire life for a great love to sweep of their feet and carry home to his palace. But until that day, treasure hunting with his best friends Stolas and Blitz on the high seas of Envy's unnerving tides will have to do. Until one misadventure lands him in deeper waters than he could ever imagine, with a striking demon who likes to mysteriously appear and vanish into deep waters.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    491
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    Vassago finds Andrealphus in a predicament, having overstepped his abilities with a spell that has him feeling the differences between them. Shameless smut, size difference, all in service of Monsterfuckers Week 2025!

    Inspired by the stupid size difference in the Vassago/Andrealphus standees because Andy's at cloaca height and don't we all just need that?

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    English
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    3,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    525
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    After the crushing demise of their childhood friendship, Andrealphus and Vassago must learn to grow into their new roles as goetia heirs. Andrealphus must learn to please the cryptic and odd King Paimon, while Vassago works through the grief of an untimely loss. (No cannon / major character deaths.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,987
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,385
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    Andrealphus had never had a friend before, but he didn't need friends. Friends were for the weak, and he had his studies, his family, a future, and a marriage to plan. Out of nowhere, all of that changes when a red feathered boy falls out of a tree while he's reading. Will this undue influence corrupt his bright, shining future with deviancy, and, worst of all, love?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,681
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,891

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