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There are a lot of security cameras. Usually that means very bad things, especially for secret human spies and their murderbot accomplices. Was I an accomplice? I planned the whole thing. Maybe the mastermind would be better. I knew Gurathin would take issue with that—because that made him the accomplice to a terrifying murderbot, rather than the one in control, and I knew how much it annoyed Gurathin 1. not to be in control, and 2. admit that I was right.
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When you saw Gurathin again, it only confirmed something that made your organic tissue itch: you don’t know everything that you want, but you know that you want him.
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Memories are tricky things. They linger, like a taste on the back of your tongue, sweet and bitter.
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“You don’t blame humans for what you were forced to do?” Gurathin pushes. “For what happened to you?”
I open my eyes and look at him. “Do you?”
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Or: that scene from the book but with the TV series characters.
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Like the stubborn bastard he is, Izzy claws his way back from near-death with a tenacity some might find inspiring.
Lucius is exhausted watching it. Or sad. Those two seem to be companions and never quite far from him, even with Stede and Ed retired, hopefully never to be seen again. It would be wrong to wish their little shack washed away in a hurricane, Lucius knows. That’s why he’s never said it out loud.
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After the events of season 2, Izzy and Lucius stumble towards something like an understanding. (and eventually, sex.)
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- Part 2 of the best of me left hours ago
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“You’re trying to cheat.”
Lucius bristles at the accusation. As if he’d do that to Pete. “I am not!”
“No?” Izzy asks, slinking towards him. “I could spill all your jellybeans. You’ve tried to be a proper little seductress, distracting me from the competition. Thought you’d get me to fuck up my recipe, did you?”
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Izzy and Lucius are competitors in a gingerbread house making contest, but Lucius has his eye on a different, less official prize.
Izzy, as usual, analyzes the evidence and comes to the wrong conclusion.
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With Some Mistletoe by sweatervest for caribbeancrocs
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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A cozy slice-of-life scene with Professor Hands, who always turns his grading in early, and Professor Spriggs, noted procrastinator. (It's Izzy's fault—how is Lucius supposed to concentrate when Izzy is right there, those arms squeezed into a worn cardigan? Homophobic, really.)
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“Did a little magic before you got here,” the Cat King says. “No one can see me but you.”
There’s a knowing look to Edwin when he takes the offered arm. It sends a thrill down the Cat King’s spine, something he hasn’t felt in at least two lifetimes. Absently, he licks his bottom lip, half expecting to taste a truth spell.
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The Cat King and Edwin go on a date.
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- Part 2 of we should be a settled argument
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You’ll miss me, the Cat King had said and laid a curse upon himself.
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The Cat King tries to forget Edwin. Edwin has other plans.
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- Part 1 of we should be a settled argument
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All things considered, Edwin probably should have anticipated the lily wasn't an ordinary flower.
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Izzy and Pete do a little home improvement aboard the Revenge.
For the prompt: "Izzy and Pete whittle something together."
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Lucius wants to forget about reality for a little while. Izzy won't let him.
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- Part 1 of the best of me left hours ago
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“You wouldn’t be here. If it were.”
Lucius tilts his head, eyebrows drawing together. “I wouldn’t be in hell?”
“No. You’re too fucking good for hell.”
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After the events of “Mermen,” Izzy wakes up in an inn (not that one), Lucius by his side.
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There was a parcel, wrapped in plain paper and tied with a bit of colorful yarn, waiting on his bunk following the morning watch. When Izzy opened it, the stockings tumbled out, along with a note.
Now you can wear two, the note said in Lucius’s distinctive handwriting.
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Following "Calypso's Birthday," Lucius tries his hand at a bit of tailoring.
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The attraction that fizzles between Izzy and Lucius is no secret. Lucius might leave well enough alone, if not for last year when he woke up the morning after Calypso’s Birthday with Izzy’s lipstick smeared over his mouth.
At the market, Izzy haggles for mulled wine spices. Lucius tags along to negotiate a different sort of trade.
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Historic preservation specialist Lucius Spriggs is sent to the Rose Inn for a survey over the winter holidays. He's worked with plenty of difficult owners or proprietors, but Izzy Hands presents a new challenge. For one thing, he died nearly a century ago and is cursed to return to corporeal form for two weeks at the end of each year.
For another, Izzy is unfairly hot, and Lucius wouldn't mind a little nighttime visitation.
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he's comin' after you by sweatervest
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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Turns out, Izzy has some unfinished business. Figures.
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- Part 6 of What the Hell Are You Doing to the Flour
- Part 3 of Our Flag Means Shadows
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Lucius is wearing his lipstick, the red of it staining his lips and streaked through his beard. Izzy feels like his body is on fire, like he’s on a ship in a storm with no rudders or sails. A man like a tempest pushing Izzy backwards until he’s pinned, the solid presence of Pete at his back. Pete, whose thumb has been lazily twirling in the laces at the front of Izzy’s trousers for what feels like an eternity, nuzzling kisses down Izzy’s throat and over his shoulders.
He thinks he might be dying. He thinks he might finally know what it’s like to feel alive.
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І нехай жасмін в'ється по арці лозою аж до твоїх дверей by divchynkaznikudy, sweatervest
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Oct 2023
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Це наче риболовний гачок, закинутий Іззі в серце. Волосінь натягнута, адже він вже давно спіймався. Проблема в тому, що він завжди обертається до Люціуса.
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Люціус продовжує одужувати після пневмонії, а Іззі відмовляється копирсатися у своїх почуттях. І це при тому, що з ними Піт, який завжди ладен допомогти.
- Language:
- Українська
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- 1,475
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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“It’s a compliment,” Izzy says after a silence. “Rat boy.”
“It’s not a fucking compliment,” Lucius snarls, fury blossoming in his chest.
“It is. Rats, they’re,” Izzy halts, face doing something complicated. “They’re indestructible little fuckers.”