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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Blurr, a spoiled purebred racehorse, steps out into his field one winter morning, as he had every day for his entire life. Unbeknownst to him, this time there was a cervine stranger from the wilds there to greet him.

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    04 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 9

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    I was working on a five-and-one for Keferon's Spellbound AU and, uh, overestimated my ability to finish six whole fics before the plot progressed enough to make me need to scream about other things. But Keferon expressed interest anyway, so I offered a choice of things that were finished or finished-enough.

    Keferon chose the smut.

    So!

    While wandering around the wilds of Cybertron, Blurr and Shockwave tumble into some puffball mushrooms whose spores have... interesting effects. They proceed to take ages to do anything about it, because when one of you has all the power in the relationship and the other has enough self-image issues to count as self-image volumes, a surprising amount of negotiation is required.

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    03 Nov 2025

  3. Rec 3

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    Explicit self insert for those who just want a slow burn with one of the most handsome man in Skyrim.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    When they pull him from the Void of space, they assume he's nothing more than space junk. Much to Megatron's dismay, his crew has Brought aboard an enemy on board in the form of a tiny Prime.

    A feral tiny Prime.

    Great. Just what he needed. A distraction while planning the biggest coup in Cybertronian history.

    Takes place Before Megatron over throws Megazarak in the lull between the Decepticons getting thrown off Cybertron and the war restarting.

    Also Sentinel Prime also got demoted in this AU. He is very much not a fan of construction work.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Ever since the day the nameless prince met the cultivator with golden eyes and yellow robes, he had been aware of the monstrous thing in that cultivators shadow. Ever since he’d heard the whisper ‘this is the will of the heavens’, he’d known the truth about Shang Qinghua and his ‘System’
    It did not matter if the shattered aspects of his primal god were preying upon each other. All that mattered was setting Shang Qinghua free.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    “Ziyuan,” Jiang Fengmian asks one evening as both him and his wife are preparing for bed. “Do you notice how our youngest tends to attract…a different sort of trouble?”

    Ziyuan, who’s been busy removing her pearl earrings, goes still. She looks at him through the reflection of her vanity mirror. “Trouble? Our A-Cheng?” The unspoken ‘how absurd’ tacked on to the end is as clear as day. Still, she asks, “What do you mean?”

    Ah, how can he put this delicately without sounding preposterous? “By trouble I mean in the form of attention.” A pause. “Lots of attention. Possibly in the form of, uh, seasoned gentlemen.”

    Yu Ziyuan turns around and gives him a long, quiet stare. “Fengmian,” she enunciates slowly, carefully, “are you telling me that our son is a magnet for perverted old men?”

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    30 Sep 2025

  8. Rec 13

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    You are a STRONG American woman who drives a minivan and loves Jamba Juice

    But you don't steal Aemond Targaryen's parking spot at no cost

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    09 Sep 2025

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    This is genuinely hilarious, I wheezed multiple times. I can't choose a favourite passage, they're all great. Rec 12/10.

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    She was born Rhaenyra Targaryen, but she should not have been.

     

    Westeros will bow to change under the rule of the Grey Queen.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Blood spurts, Joffrey laughs, and Sansa faints away.

    She wakes up on... grass?

    [Crossover AU, where Joffrey chops Ned Stark's head off and Sansa wakes in Middle Earth to find Boromir on his way to the Council of Elrond. It's not an easy path ahead for either of them, but like hell is Sansa going to let her father out of her sight again, especially when he volunteers to take a demonic ring to the darkest part of the land.]

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    07 Sep 2025

  11. Rec 24

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    26 Aug 2025

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    I am deeply intrigued

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    Shang Hua really lucked out being reborn as the much-coddled son of one of the most ferocious demon matriarchs of the north. There are only a few, minor, inconsequential downsides.

    Written for Moshang Week 2021!

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    25 Aug 2025

  13. Rec 17

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    16 Aug 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 15

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    You're an artist, a recluse, and a freshly heartbroken wreck whose idea of human contact is apologizing to your Amazon delivery guy. Your anxiety is so aggressive it could qualify for its own horror movie. And then your neighbor moves in. He doesn't get people. You don't get people. Somehow, you get each other.

    You didn't mean to talk to him. You didn't mean to care. But the more you both fumble through shared silences and botched small talk, the harder it is to pretend you're not watching each other heal, inch by awkward inch.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    You hate your job. The pay is bad, your manager is worse, and customers are somehow both entitled and clueless. Just as you finish contemplating whether unpaid breaks are a human rights violation, weird new people keep showing up to the café. They all seem to know each other. Sometimes they talk in cryptic phrases. What the hell is this domain and why do they want to expand it?

    One time, a man with stitches on his forehead walked in, made prolonged eye contact with you, and then left without ordering anything. You’re pretty sure he was a serial killer. Another time, the one with white hair and sunglasses indoors mentioned a "higher mission", and you’re 90% sure this is how cult documentaries start. One of your regulars only speaks in weird food-related phrases. You assume he has some kind of medical condition, but no one explains anything to you.

    But you are not about to ask questions, because ignorance is bliss and also job security. And unfortunately, they are all weird and they seem very interested in coming back.

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    05 Jul 2025

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  16. Rec *

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    Tim gets de-aged, and tells absolutely no one.

    He also, in no particular order, gets therapy, does a lot of crime, channels his inner cyberbully, steals another Batmobile, moves to Metropolis (temporarily), causes an Arkham breakout, gets kidnapped, kidnaps someone else, and accidentally becomes a supervillain somewhere along the way.

    Parental supervision is for losers.

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    30 Jun 2025

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  17. Rec *

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    The breadth of his hand latched onto Shang Qinghua’s throat, a rabbiting pulse beating against his icy palm. Mobei Jun pressed him down onto the mattress, filling in the space with his own body. Drawing close to him.

    His accusation was barely above a whisper. “You supplied my uncle with the very Xuanyang tinder he tried to burn me with.”

    An involuntary twitch ran down Shang Qinghua’s spine.

    It was proof enough.

    MoShang Week 2020 / Day 1: PIDW
    Art by @sinayasinaya

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    27 Jun 2025

  18. Rec 12

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    Jiang Cheng makes a sacrifice. And gains the world.

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    13 Jun 2025

  19. Rec *

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    Jiang Cheng goes back in time and decides there are a lot of people he won't give a damn about in this new life.

    But Jiang Fengmian doesn't know that.

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    12 Jun 2025

  20. Rec 43

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    Thirty-six hours before Richmond Valentine triggered the end of the world as society knew it, Eggsy already faced the collapse of his own, much smaller world.

    (Or: Eggsy doesn't call until after the world goes mad.)

    [Discontinued until further notice.]

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    04 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

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