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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    Aziraphale accidentally stumbles upon his first orgasm, and Crowley is more than happy to help him understand what's going on.

     

    I couldn't help but write this after reading This ask

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Five times Bloberta witnessed something she shouldn't have and one time she chose not to see anything.

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    Clay and Danielle's relationship through Bloberta's perspective.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Angels can sense Love. Demons cannot. That is the rule.

    However, post-consummation, Aziraphale wakes to a rather clingy, emotionally fraught Crowley. There is something to be said for the emotion felt for one's first time, it's true, but it becomes apparent that there is another aspect at play: ethereal/occult beings and the universe's sense of wordplay.

    Crowley and Aziraphale had made love.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Aziraphale saw what was going to happen a moment before Crowley did.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Later that night, when neither he nor Aziraphale are sleeping in the advisor’s small hut, but rather getting quickly and efficiently smashed on some stripe of primitive alcohol so potent he’s pretty sure they could breathe fire with it, Crowley gets up the courage to ask what, exactly, the mountain spirit does to the sacrificial virgin peacemakers.

    “He, uh—well. You know. It’s...rather quite unsavory to talk about, dear. I’d rather not.”

    Thisss is going to be me up there tomorrow, you bloody nit,” Crowley slurs, slamming his cup down on the table. “I need to know before I’m in the thick of it, don’t I?”

    Aziraphale looks visibly flustered, but attempts to press on. “The ritual entails….a special cleansing of your womb prior to the mountain spirit’s arrival. I’ll have to perform—hic!—the proper rites and blessings, you see. It’s something of a tedious process, all in all.”

    “I beg your fucking pardon!” Crowley half-shouts, suddenly a touch more sober than he was mere moments ago. “MY WOMB?”

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    19 Sep 2025