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  1. Summary

    For every action, there is a reaction; for every cause, there is an effect.
     

    In which Lance is kidnapped and tortured and has to learn how to be himself again as well as deal with the memories of his imprisonment.

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  2. Summary

    How to build a family from three broken children and one chaotic adult.

    Or, a collection of one-shots set in my own sbi adopted family universe.

    Ages:
    Wilbur: 17 and a half - adopted age 17
    Techno: 16 - adopted age 13
    Tommy: 13 - adopted age 13 (its coming up ssshhhh)

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Keith returns from the Blade of Marmora, and Lance hates him a little for it. He's pretty sure he's never going to stop hating Keith. He is going to despise Keith forever.

    Until Keith drinks some wonky Space Coffee, gains telepathic powers, and it all goes to shit.

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    1/1
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    13 Oct 2025

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    12 Oct 2025

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    “What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.

    “He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.

    “Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”

    He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”

    “Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.

    Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favour.

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    1/1
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    12 Oct 2025

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    a collection of works within the same timeline for my modern au.
    relationships/sexualities established BEFORE any knowledge of both the agecourse with allura and matt and shiro's sexuality reveals from sdcc 2018/vld s7.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    for later

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Lance McClain has his life in order, or at least that’s what the general public seems to believe. With money, fame, and millions of devoted fans the only thing he’s lacking is the love he sings about.

    After meeting a mysterious staff member at his friend’s club, Lance realises he might be getting way more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
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    52,183
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
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    93
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    274
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    44
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    01 Oct 2025