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Think About It by twinkinu
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Jul 2024
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Caesar tries to see how hard he can roll his eyes at Jojo. He’s pretty sure he sees his own brain. “In case you haven’t noticed, Jojo, I’ve been under quite a bit of stress lately. I’m not exactly in the mood for sex.”
“Buddy...I think you’re having sex wrong. Sex is way more fun than sitting and talking in some stuffy restaurant. It’s a stress reliever.”
“And how would you have any idea what sex is like?”
Joseph frowns and crosses his arms. "Look, Caesar. That's a really sick burn and everything, but I'm trying to help you out here.”
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Unwritten Caejose by twinkinu
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Jan 2022
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I have dozens of notes, outlines, ideas, drabbles, and generally unfinished concepts for this pairing because my brain never stops, but I don't have a lot of time to write. So instead of hoarding them all in my brain I decided to start posting my unfinished content for those of you out there who, like me, constantly crave content.
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Heartbeat by twinkinu
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Oct 2021
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Joseph despises his own heartbeat; even after they got rid of that damn ring around his aorta, it never went back to normal. His whole body never went back to feeling like his own.
Caesar had a good heartbeat. He needs to wrap his arms around him, press his ear to his chest, and listen until their heartbeats fall in line.
But Caesar is gone. All that Joseph has is a stranger on the other side of the bathroom door with a painfully familiar voice; he doesn’t know who this guy is or why he’s here, but he needs to keep pretending. Just for a little while longer, he needs to think that Caesar is with him again. -
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(inactive unfortunately :( i've thought about returning but it's unlikely. I do have tons of unpublished drafts and plans for this au, so anyone who wants to see that can feel free to message me!)
Stanford tells Fiddleford that he may finally be ready to forgive Stanley for what happened back in '72, and the two scientists search for the wayward brother with intentions to offer an Oregon home in exchange for some help with the portal's destruction. But when they find him, they discover that they may have bitten off more than they're prepared to chew—because Stanley's got an enormous, overprotective Cane Corso named Knuckle Dusters.
Now, Ford and Fidds have this big, hulking, slobbery mess to live with. (Not to mention, they have to live with Stan's dog.)
A Mystery Trio AU.
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- Part 1 of Knuckles AU
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A punch, the clink of brass against bone, the Leader dropping his knife. Everything happens too fast for Ford to keep up. Suddenly, he’s breathing without the cold, sharp metal of the blade (unforgiving, heavily impending) on his neck and there’s a new stranger (tall, red hood, brass knuckles) throwing punches and getting punched (fighting, stabbing, blood, oh my God) and then someone’s shouting "For Moses’ sakes, get the hell out of here! Run!"
A choose-your-own-adventure story filled with lots of stangst and (hopefully) some brotherly love. You don't control any particular character—after each chapter, just leave in the comments what you want to happen next!
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A Mystery Trio AU in which pretty much everything is the same as regular Mystery Trio AUs except Stan has a black brindle Cane Corso mix named Knuckle Dusters. Typical monster-hunting shenanigans ensue—but now there's a dog in the mix.
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Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
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After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
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- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
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Bookmarked by twinkinu
20 Dec 2022
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Laszlo is forced to remember the short time between his death and becoming a vampire.
Spoiler alert, it wasn't fun!
Bookmarked by twinkinu
16 Dec 2022
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“I-It’s just a b-bit cold, ‘s all,” Guillermo chattered.
“Is it?” Laszlo asked, looking around as if to search for a sign. “I hadn’t noticed.”
“Yeah, w-well, that’s ‘cause you’re a v-vampire,” Guillermo testily replied.
Laszlo raised his eyebrows as if to say ‘you’re not wrong’. Then he seemed to realize something, and his eyebrows knit together in confusion.
“Well, if you knew you were going to be cold, why didn’t you fetch a coat before we left?”
“Because you wouldn’t let me,” Guillermo exclaimed, at his wits end.Bookmarked by twinkinu
16 Dec 2022
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we all bleed the same damned blood by readandwritesilver
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Oct 2021
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The thing is that, logically, Guillermo knew there was no way he was the first-ever trans vampire. Creatures that have existed for centuries upon centuries, and some guy from The Bronx is the first one not to be cis? Please. He’s seen far too much shit to be that naive.
It’s just that all of that was hypothetical. Now, as he hovers in the kitchen window, watching Laszlo attend to his garden, the knowledge that one of these other vampires is currently wrestling with pruning shears and a topiary of his mother’s vagina some thirty feet away from him is a little overwhelming.Bookmarked by twinkinu
15 Dec 2022
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I Know You, I See You, I Hear You by Bespokegarbage
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 May 2022
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Nadja was already moving, scooping him up and dumping him back into Laszlo’s coffin. Guillermo hears hammering from above him and he groans, internally cursing the group of vampires he’s come to care about.
“Have a great trip Gizmo!” It’s Nadja, her voice muffled through several layers of wood and blankets. “I packed you some food and water, don’t come back unless you have my husband!”
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Laszlo is a mess and Guillermo tries to help.
Bookmarked by twinkinu
16 Dec 2022