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  1. Rec *

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    Wolfwood carries a body.

    Vash is a walking death wish. A race between self-sacrifice and skill, and in all Wolfwood’s shitty years on this shit-ass planet he’s never met a man with so much of each.

    So maybe Vash taking a bullet to the head for him shouldn’t have been a surprise.

    ART BY WREN

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    29 Oct 2025

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    oh fuck. ohhhhh fuck

  2. Rec *

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    A collection of my Vash and Wolfwood fics.

    Aka: Vashwood Bible.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    its been a long day pass the vashwood hurt/comfort

  3. Rec 57

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    It's common for Tango to show up to Hermitcraft events with a cough from inhaling too much redstone dust, so after he's had a potion, everyone expects the cough to go away. Instead, they find him spitting up blood on his kitchen floor the next day.

    Or,

    Tango has Hanahaki and believes his friends pretend to care about him.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    platonic false hanahaki sound of the summer

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    Wolfwood eases him back down into the bed. Runs a hand through his own hair, digging his nails in just to feel the burn because he’s seriously starting to think he’s bitten off more than he can chew.

    “You idiot,” he breathes into the open air, “I’m goin’ to kill you when you wake up.”

    If the sickness doesn’t get to him first. But that thought goes unspoken.

     


    (Or, Vash gives too much of himself away, and Wolfwood is left to pick up the pieces.)

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    04 Oct 2025

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    they make me sick

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    “God, Spikey. How long has it been since you’ve taken care of these?” The hand on his nape pets over his hair, the other resuming its reverent preening, tucking feathers back into place with a gentleness that makes him ache.

    He whimpers and buries his head into the side of Nicholas’s throat, tears building in his eyes again. He presses closer to him, shifting until he can get his legs around Wolfwood’s waist, ankles locking behind his back.

     

    (Or, Vash hates his wings. Wolfwood doesn’t.)

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    04 Oct 2025

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    GODDDDDDDDDDDD. FUCK MY STUPID GAY LIFE