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pure as new york snow: a mixtape by vanceypants for Spinyfruit
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
04 Feb 2026
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This was everything wrong with the modern world.
He loved her so much he forgot to care, forgoing the words of scripture, his mother, the pastor, and all the congregation.
Fuck them. They weren't Maddie.In the end, Alfred chooses Maddie each and every time. May God have mercy on his soul.
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Alfred tries to get in touch with the cute girl he used to giggle with in middle school classrooms (between all the bullies and and family tragedies at home). Imagine his surprise when he succeeds.
Imagine his surprise when she grew up to be absolutely, deliriously his type.
Imagine his surprise when he finds out she's already engaged.
Imagine his surprise when she coaxes every single fantasy out of him one by one before taking him home.
And imagine his surprise when he ends the night sandwiched between her and her breathtakingly terrifying fiance.He's either going to fall in love, or it'll make for a good story to share with his followers when it's all said and done.
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"Most women can't handle you, can they?"
"Are you saying you can handle me?"
"Oh, Alfred." She rested her hand against his throat as she leaned forward, manicure glimmering in the artificial lighting. She tightened her hold, felt his breath catch for just a moment. "You're already handled."
Alfred wants an executive producer to bring his talk show to new heights at the end of the 20th century.
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Moving to a small Midwestern town gifts Anya the rare chance at anonymity. Too bad the cutest guy she's ever met desperately craves a spotlight.
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Amelia is rediscovering what remains of herself after ending a particularly tumultuous relationship. She's starting to think that with the right person, she might not be too much after all.
Matthew is about to lose more of himself than he thinks any one man could ever possibly survive. He hopes that whatever remains will prove to be something worth cherishing in the aftermath.
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if i make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out by vanceypants
Fandom Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
04 Jun 2019
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1771. On the cusp of independence, Alfred is not sure what plagues his mind more: how to win the next duel, or when he will lose his virginity.
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Bookmarked by vanceypants
29 Jan 2026
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Perfection even from the first chapter. Spellbinding work.
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On April 25th, 1945 the Allies cut the German Army in half by having the Soviets (advancing from the East) and the Americans (coming from the West) meet at the Elbe.
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Or, Ivan Braginsky, a soldier from the Red Army, regains some warmth in his life when he comes upon a pretty scene and an even prettier boy.Series
- Part 1 of After the End of the World
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Bookmarked by vanceypants
02 Nov 2025
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SONNNNN another fucking banger. Historical brilliance, firework chemistry, total fucking knockout. The way my heart sings for this.
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Ivan just wanted to get drunk at the bar before killing himself that night. And then Alfred walked up to him carrying a sloe gin fizz.
Bookmarked by vanceypants
13 Jul 2025
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Ivan just wants to make friends at his new college. Alfred just wants to save Ivan’s soul.
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Bookmarked by vanceypants
17 Apr 2025
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Devastating, sexy, wonderful, absolute perfection
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“Most people do not even remember me when that class is over, but you are very unusual.” Ivan’s eyes catch the light. “You look at me like you’re starving.”
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Or, the story of how Alfred falls in love with the nude model at his art school.
Bookmarked by vanceypants
28 Aug 2024
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEHAW HELL YEAH READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!