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and secretly, precociously, scratch it 'till it blisters by wikipediaposting
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Actor RPF
21 Jul 2026
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ntbts + nsfwish art dump. title from sincerely h. c. pregerson by emperor x
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Normal Chords that Play in Ambient Music by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
21 May 2026
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Matt brought the half-empty bottle to his lips, and as soon as it hit his palate, he gagged. The mix of backwash and bitter malted flavor nauseated him. He questioned why his roommates subjected themself to such an offensive choice of IPA. His thoughts wandered back to Jay.
‘Oh. That’s probably why.’
While nursing the drink and debating something stronger, he looked at a patch of light filtering through the curtains. Beyond the window, the city wavered in a stuffy haze.
‘What kind of idiot kills himself in the summer?’or; cover band matt is having a hard time coming to terms with the suicide of his idol and former friend.
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Universal Leftovers (owner's guide to your new body) by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Dec 2023
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The thing nobody tells you before revival is what comes next. So, you're alive again. What now? (and why did you deserve a second chance?)
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finding solace (in the end of everything you once knew) by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
12 Nov 2022
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Wilbur can't help hurting himself in an attempt to be a better person. He's promised himself that this time, his second chance, will be different. He'll be in control of himself this time.
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cwilbur has an eating disorder post revival(tw for detailed descriptions of body dysmorphia and eds. please read the tags and be safe!)
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Jack's Desire to Play The Rivoli by baptistes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
01 May 2026
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"...You want to start a fight club?"
Matt stares blankly. "Uh, yeah, duh? If we can’t ask people to be obsessed with us, we have to make them. With our fists."
(alternatively: matt and jay try to do project mayhem, but they don't know how to fight. naturally, they practice.)
Bookmarked by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
02 May 2026
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Matt & Jay Spend Christmas Together by ratbasher
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Apr 2026
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Matt and Jay's Christmas traditions are interrupted by Jay bringing home a girl. Matt is determined to not let this ruin their Christmas traditions.
Basically, just Matt being Matt, an exploration into all his canon typical behaviour. I just wanted an excuse to deep dive into this guys mind a bit :,)Bookmarked by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
30 Apr 2026
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The Mergerization and Acquisition of Patrick Bateman by venusjailer
Fandoms: American Psycho - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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Patrick Bateman's closet doesn't contain any dead bodies in this tale*, but there is something in it that scares him so much more...
*This is slightly AU; it's still set in Manhattan and the characters are all the same, but Patrick hasn't killed anyone, his dad is still alive, he has a whole ton of childhood trauma, and is incredibly mentally ill and in therapy at the beginning of this.
I've also updated it to modern day times; there is no specific year but it's intended to be sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. Also, Paul knows who he is from the start and doesn't mistake him for Marcus Halberstram.
Oh yeah, and the biggest change is that he's joined Paul in that whole Yale thing. He just doesn't know it yet...
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Bookmarked by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
19 Apr 2026
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“Come on, Mac,” he tells him, “That stupid trick with kissing your hand doesn’t work, a hand isn’t the same as another mouth. And I can show you how to do it right.”
"Bro," Mac replies, "I'm not going to kiss you."
“You’re not gonna kiss me,” Dennis supplies, “You’re practicing.”
Or, when Dennis finds out that Mac has never kissed anyone before, he comes up with the perfect plan on how to teach him.
Bookmarked by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
15 Feb 2026
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Mac and Dennis survive each other. Mac and Dennis will always survive each other.
Bookmarked by goatsoda (wikipediaposting)
03 Dec 2025