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so i'll sleep out in the gutter, you can sleep here on the floor by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
20 Nov 2025
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‘I’m going to take myself to bed.’ Gwen frowned. She pressed her hands to one knee to manoeuvre herself to standing.
‘Miss you already.’ Alice said, not looking up.
About three steps from the firepit, Gwen turned and broke her pointed silence.
‘Don’t wake me up.’ She flicked her hand. ‘And don’t come back… wasted.’
‘Oh, flip, I forgot!’ Alice gasped. She tilted off her folding chair to fish for her neglected beer can, screwed into the marshy grass. She tipped it back for a test sip, then put her tongue on display, hemmed under her top teeth. ‘Warm.’
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For Day 4 of Dyhard Week: Holiday!
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- Part 5 of Dyhard Week 2025
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some backwards purpose, it's enough to make me nervous by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
15 Nov 2025
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‘Er. Actually.’ she said, regaining her grip on the money. ‘Could I get something else?’
This rewarded her with – well, it wasn’t the hate-filled stare she had expected, but – a slight curl of the lip from the worker as they silently returned to the register.
‘So scratch the mocha?’
‘No, keep it, just…’ Gwen frowned, examining the laminated menu on the counter in front of her. ‘Could I also get… a, uh, regular… large, actually, a large…’
Large what? What was safe?
‘Latte.’ she decided. ‘Double shot. No sugar, please.’ Were all of those things just how the coffee was made by default anyway? Was she rambling right now? ‘And to take away, too. Thank you.’
‘Name?’
‘It’s for Al- oh, you mean, uh. Gwen.’
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For Day 1 of Dyhard Week: Coffee
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- Part 1 of Dyhard Week 2025
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Gimme Sympathy (After All of This Is Gone) by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
02 Aug 2025
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‘You… you’re not eating?’ Sam says. He knows she just said that she eats ice cream, at least, but the idea of Alice taking no joy in flavour is so… sad. Alice, who made obnoxious amounts of cinnamon-sugar toast and over-balsamic-ed salad while they were living together. Alice, who swore by her feta and jam combo, dubbing it the poor woman’s panna cotta. Alice, who was rarely seen ordering the same coffee twice.
Alice, now, offers him only the same shrug, her mouth twisting up into an apologetic smile.
‘Sorry, really. That it’s vanilla. I hope it’s some comfort.’
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Alice brings Sam ice cream.
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Welcome back to another season of Hilltop Housemates! Join Sam, Celia, Gwen and Alice as they attempt to settle into their brand new life as housemates - here's hoping they all get along! And they better not get too spooked, either - or who knows what might happen...
Oh, and Annabelle's there too.
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Heinrich Unheimlich Comes to the O.I.A.R, or, Computer's Haunted by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
21 May 2025
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Heinrich pushed his sunglasses up his wooden nose with his wooden fingers. Alice wondered if he was upset, and then remembered it wasn’t her job to console this child-murdering monster.
At least, it seemed, that the novelty socks thing she’d made up seemed to be true. Heinrich seemed somewhat delighted by the colours and phrases on them, plucking them from the revolving stand and running them through his fingers until Alice forced him to stop.
She bought him a consolation pair which he attempted to immediately don despite her protests, and then, after some consideration, she bought an English-German dictionary for herself, which she flipped through while they waited at their gate.
Recent series
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Dyhard Week 2025 by wizerdbattle
Fandom: Dredge (Video Game), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
19 Nov 2025
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Wizerdbattle's Miphlink Week 2024 by wizerdbattle
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Aug 2024
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- 3,507
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- 4
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Wizerdbattle's Zora May 2024 by wizerdbattle
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Jun 2024
- Words:
- 10,576
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- 5
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To feed the hand that bites by iriswritessometimes
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
28 Oct 2025
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On a cool mid-autumn evening, Alice is pinned down and fed upon by a vampire. That vampire happens to be her coworker, Gwen, who coerces her into an agreement. For the price of her blood, she can keep her life. As their dynamic twists and shifts, the core of their relationship is revealed...
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Gwen couldn’t remember the last time she was out of her apartment for something other than work. For the past couple of weeks, she’d followed her schedule even more strictly than usual: eat something quick at 8:30 PM, walk to work, do her job from 9:00 to 5:00, walk home, then catch a few hours of sleep. Or at least, she had tried to. As she shot awake in a cold sweat, no matter how many lights she had left on, Gwen couldn’t shake the feeling that she was being watched.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
11 Sep 2025
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It's been pretty easy for Gwen to hide the tattoo she got from Ink5oul, until now. There's a heatwave with no AC, and Gwen is the only one in the office with long sleeves. To Gwens dismay, Alice notices and is concerned.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
09 Sep 2025
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While Kris is gone, Ralsei and Susie try to play a videogame together. Chaos and some light introspection ensues.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
08 Sep 2025
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Celia was so tired.
She’s not getting much sleep as of late.
Ironically, she got more hours in back when she was getting teleported onto train tracks and highways...
There’s some kind of pressure spreading through her. The sort that just won’t let up, even when she’s alone. Especially when she’s alone. Even when she’s in the middle of her shift.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
27 Aug 2025