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On a rainy day, Kyle found himself sharing an umbrella with Cartman of all people to walk to their room. Sharing an umbrella requires intimacy, he supposed and that's why Cartman had an arm around his waist. After a little debate on school projects, Kyle finds himself again in bed with Cartman, and he finds that maybe kissing Cartman is something he very much wants to do.
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- Part 7 of Kymanweek2026
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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13 Apr 2026
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HOLYYYYY SHIT ABSOLUTE CINEMA. I SHOULDVE READ THIS SOONER DUDE
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As the boys deal with school and family problems they are faced with new conflicts that effect them even worse,
Kyles applying for colleges to become a lawyer, and find himself wondering if he'll miss the face he's tried so hard to get rid of.
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Kyle realizes that the effort he's put into things with Eric isn't quite so equal...so he makes up for it in his own way
Written for Kyle Week 2025!- Day 2: Quiet Night In (though with Eric nothing can be very quiet.)
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Sometimes, things get too much. He wants to feel something.
Kyle goes on a run.
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Kyle and Eric spend their first night together as a couple. Kyle was so busy worrying about cuddling that he was unaware of his scheming boyfriend, but he was far from upset at the results.
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The boys decided on a sauna that Kyle pointed out was closer to a Turkish steam bath than a traditional sauna, but Kenny was the only one mentally prepared for temperatures as high as the brochure listed their other saunas to be. Maybe next time.
This sauna though, while not as hot, had extreme levels of humidity. Visibility was low, steam filling the room from floor to ceiling. Eric can no longer see the freckles on Kyle's glistening back despite walking only a few feet behind him, following him deeper into the dim room.
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Kyle had never been so sexually frustrated before, and Cartman dressing up as a whore isnt helping
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Kyle thought he could make it through this illegal rave weekend. A reunion with old friends, maybe even a chance to let loose.
But between old anxieties creeping back and the slips he’s trying to keep in check, relaxing turns out to be harder than he expected.
Luckily (or not), Cartman’s around to shake things up.
And some things might never be the same again.
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23 Feb 2026
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I LOVED THE TENSION
also if ur the author reading this im still figuring out a03 if you want me to remove you from my collection pls let me know -
Think you should come to my party (and put your hands up) by shortstackedcheesecake96
Fandoms: South Park
25 Aug 2025
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Erica thinks she's finally settled with her thriving influencer career, wealthy boyfriend, and an apartment overlooking the Hudson. But then she meets her self-righteous, redheaded next door neighbour who throws everything she knows into question... and the strange thing is, Erica doesn't even mind.
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19 Feb 2026
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KYMAN YURI MENTION
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Kyle was trying really hard not to get distracted by the flowing fabric of his boyfriend's skirt as he cheered the team on, but Cartman was making it extremely difficult.
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"Kyle doesn’t mean to be a creep. But he is one, isn't he? What kind of person gets thrilled at the thought of their “friend” falling asleep next to them…"
Kyle never expected to be into somnophilia. Yet, when Eric starts falling asleep around him, Kyle can't help but look. And when he discovers self harm on Eric's thighs, this gives him an excuse to keep looking, again and again...
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17 Feb 2026
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CUTIES. i loved how gentle he was and considerate kyle was with his scars ME AND WHO??? god i especially loved the wound care
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Their new arrangement made Kyle’s body sway back and forth even more, as he winded up every punch. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hate you—” then, he stopped abruptly. His fist hung mid air, as he looked down at Cartman with a new, unreadable expression. His freckles hid under a blush that was now starting to form on his face. The room went quiet and then…
“Cartman, are you… Are you hard?”
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Or Eric Cartman's not-so-small problem, that Kyle unfortunately has to deal with.
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When Kyle helps Cartman practise for a play, they end up exchanging more than just a few lines...
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Cartman is willing to go any lengths needed to get Kyle's attention. And if faking depression and cutting himself is what it takes - so be it.
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17 Feb 2026
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LOVED HOW TOXIC THIS WAS. i felt bad for both kyle and stan due to cartman’s manipulation but ughh everything abt this is perfect
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Week one slid into week two.
Now the absence was a weight. In the mornings, the other pillow was cool and untouched, the blankets undisturbed. He’d bury his face in that pillow sometimes, breathing in the faint trace of Cartman’s cologne, warm and sharp, until his chest ached.
The calls grew shorter. Sometimes they just texted. Kyle would send a picture of the cat or his dinner; Cartman would send back a blurry selfie or a complaint about the coffee. The warmth of his voice was missing, replaced by words on a screen that didn’t carry the same closeness.
By the tenth day, loneliness had curled itself into something hotter, heavier.
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Stan Marsh always figured his group of friends—him, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny—had no real secrets.
Sure, they lied constantly, but only about dumb stuff. Who farted. Who cheated at Uno. Who devoured the Halloween candy stash and blamed Butters. But real secrets—the kind that shake things, that shift your footing?
No. That wasn’t them.
They’d been friends forever. Four kids in a town too small to hide in. If something happened, they found out. If someone had a crush, an embarrassing manga collection, or a family falling apart—it always surfaced. Usually in a mess of yelling, swearing, and eventually, silent acceptance.
That’s why the shock hits Stan like a brick wall when it all changes. -
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As far as Kyle's concerned, cheating's off the table. Cartman shouldn't complain; studying has its advantages.
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17 Feb 2026
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the tension is CRAZYYYY the way they were still trying to “study vocabulary words” …
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it's not a gay awakening so much as a "cartman awakening" by decaydent
Fandoms: South Park
22 Sep 2025
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"There was a strange moment of conflict, between his brain and his stomach and his dick. He suddenly becomes very aware that not only has Cartman grown into somebody almost entirely new, he found this new person hot."
Dragged to a party by Cartman, Kyle comes to realize a few things he isn't quite comfortable with. How the night continues to go after that? Also a bit concerning.
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A dark-mode skin for Kyman shippers with custom icons! (UPDATE)
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11 Feb 2026