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Variations On An Arrangement by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
28 Feb 2021
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Crowley tenses as the demon lifts its glamour, revealing its corporeal form to Crowley—a male-shaped corporation, dressed in an impeccably tailored black suit with a red tie. The demon reaches up and pulls off his dark sunglasses, uncovering the sharp yellow-gold of his slitted eyes.
Crowley’s jaw drops. “Who the fuck are you?”
“Anthony J. Crowley,” the demon drawls, raising an eyebrow at him.
[In which three different Crowleys go on an adventure to rescue the Aziraphales who have gotten displaced in the multiverse.]
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- Part 1 of Worlds In Parallel
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Marriage and Misery by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale firmly told himself he would not make such a maudlin spectacle of himself any longer.
Fine, then. He loved. Crowley did not.
They were husbands nonetheless, in nothing but name; strangers apart from their wordless shared evenings and some polite conversations on occasion.
Love would not - could not - change a thing.Marriage, especially the arranged variety, is an enterprise wraught with pitfalls; moreso, Lord Aziraphale Fell is quickly learning, when hearts become involved.
Troublesome things, really, hearts.
Only fit to break...- Language:
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Blame It on the Goose by almaasi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
04 Oct 2019
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Village shenanigans AU where neighbours Aziraphale and Crowley are given the runaround by a particularly rude goose.
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When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow?
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The Book of Prometheus by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Nov 2020
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As far as Ezra Fell knows, he's an ordinary bookseller who has no reason to be so strongly attracted to the strange man in dark glasses who comes in looking for an old book. And he certainly has no reason to pursue that connection after the man goes away. He's doing it anyway.
As far as Crowley is concerned, Aziraphale was completely destroyed in 1656. But then he came back again. And again . . .
They meet in late 2007. They don't know how close they are to running out of time. They're about to find out.
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The Sweetest Thing in Life is Love by Depressedstressedlemonzest
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Mar 2021
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Bakery Human AU
Anthony Crowley is a demoted cake decorator at his family owned/ran Lucy's Cafe. His parents died when he was younger so he grew up with his jerk uncle and his cousins.
Anthony is recruited to win the war at London's Baking Festival, his uncle wants him to spy on their arch enemy in the bakery business (due to long family rivalries) the owner of the bakery A Little Slice of Heaven.Aziraphale Eden runs the bakery that his grandfather left behind, A Little Slice of Heaven, when his uncle decided he would be the best in the family to run it, even though Aziraphale wants to open a bookshop. Aziraphale hopes that if he wins the London Baking Festival that it will prove him worthy, and capable of opening a bookshop.
Anthony is sent to spy on and get close to Aziraphale so he can sabotage him and be sure to win the competition.
Can you guess what happens next?
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Dating in the Dark by miraworos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jul 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley, owner of a failing joke-shop, and Aziraphale, bookshop proprietor with an overbearing family, meet as contestants on a blind dating show. They form an instant connection as roommates but soon find themselves at odds as they compete to win the top spot, and the favor of the same lady.
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Aziraphale and Crowley, a recently demoted angel and a demon taking a pay cut, have never met. In their scrambles to get an affordable place to live, each of them looks online for a human flatmate. Crowley responds to an insomniac bon vivant and finds himself living with a stuffy, bossy homebody. Aziraphale writes back to a tidy minimalist and ends up with an obnoxious houseplant hoarder and his six pet snakes.
As they each try to conceal their supernatural abilities, flat-sharing turns to fighting, fighting turns to flirting, and flirting turns to...
Well, what Aziraphale and Crowley don’t know won’t hurt them, right?
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The Poet's Eye by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2020
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(Note that Aziraphale is called Ambrose in this fic)
Ambrose watched Crowley stir into wakefulness just after the sun had fully risen. Ambrose was wearing a robe, sitting at the desk in his bedroom, scribbling out lines and phrases and sketches, trying to somehow capture Crowley on paper.
Ambrose had never recited poetry during sex before, let alone written poetry while holding someone in his arms. He had, on occasion, stayed up all night frantically filling a notebook with ideas. Just not while staring at the man who’d fucked him the night before until he’d seen stars and all manner of other visions.
Ambrose realized what had happened around three a.m., when he was in the middle of a series of drawings focusing on the line of Crowley’s neck as it curved up from his shoulder and then met the pillow. Ambrose had fallen into using "the poet’s eye" during sex, and he was still using it now, unable to stop seeing Crowley as a living work of art. It was the way he’d first glimpsed Crowley in the park, and here, with the beautiful firefighter lying naked in his bed, Ambrose was filling notebooks about him. The poor man had become his muse.
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- Part 2 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs
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Hotel Guests by redundant_angel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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The last thing Aziraphale expected when he arrived in Vancouver for a food and wine festival was to meet a handsome stranger. Especially not a handsome stranger who happens to be staying at the same hotel. Then again, he did promise himself that he would make the most of this weekend...
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Aziraphale is a budding chef from London and Crowley owns a small winery in California. Will they be able to to make it work across the divide or will their love be just a one-night stand?- Language:
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we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow by starkhasheart
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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Crowley blinks behind his shades. “Are you suggesting—”
“We pretend we’re romantically involved? Perhaps I am.” The angel gives Crowley a guilty smile, cheeks still dusted rosy pink. “It shouldn’t be that hard—we’ve known each other for six millennia, give or take.”
Crowley wins tickets for an all-expenses paid cruise for two, and the obvious choice for his plus-one is none other than Aziraphale. They immediately realize upon boarding the ship that this cruise is meant for couples of the romantic variety, and in a panic, they decide to fake a relationship for fear of scrutiny. Romantic excursions and mutual pining ensues.
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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Texts from an Unknown Number by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Apr 2020
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The human wrong number AU I have been craving.
Trapped at a boring Halloween party, Aziraphale tries to get in touch with Gabriel but his text ends up in the wrong place.
GorillazGal86 and Literarion have done a pod fic of this one, which you can listen to here! https://archiveofourown.org/works/29542161/
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- Part 1 of Wrong Number AU
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All This (and Heaven Too) by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Oct 2019
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"By the time first class had ended, Crowley had learnt two things. The first: Philosophy and Ancient Religion managed to tread the line between being a doss-subject and totally impossible to wrap your head around. The second: Aziraphale remembered him. "
Crowley's first day at a new college brings with it someone he never thought he'd see again.
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Highschool AU Ineffable Husbands
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On The Matter Of Touch by Somedrunkpirate for ScribeofArda
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”
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For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
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Untitled Stardew Omens Fic by Atalan for ThunderheadFred
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
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Crowley has decided to give up on life in the city and move to the countryside. Aziraphale is intrigued by the new arrival in Pelican Town. Fluff ensues in such enormous quantities I am compelled by law to recommend a dental check-up after reading.
A series of Good Omens/Stardew Valley ficlets I've been posting on tumblr as I play through thunderheadfred's "Stardew Omens" mod (which replaces Harvey with Aziraphale as the town doctor). Knowledge of the game provides some additional context for the NPCs etc but really it's all about the ineffable farm romance here.
Note: E rating is for the end of chapter 4 only. The rest of the fic is all very tame.
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My Big Fat Celestial Wedding by raiining
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Apr 2020
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“Well,” Gabriel says, “he might as well meet the whole family.
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Disgruntled newscaster Anthony Crowley is forced to cover the annual Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival...again. Only this year he's accompanied by a new producer who he can't seem to get his mind off of even though he's swiftly realizing he has far bigger problems. Namely, the fact that the Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival refuses to end.
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Crowley has one goal: sell the run-down lodge in the Cascades that his uncle left him in his will.
He doesn't expect to meet someone like Aziraphale, the kind handyman working on his uncle's property who turns out to be more of an enigma than Crowley first thought.
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- Part 1 of Under Construction and a Few Extras
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The djinn Crowley has very little love for mortals. When you've had the sort of masters he's had, it's understandable. So when he meets his new master, a soft looking bookseller, he's expecting an easy mark that he can manipulate. He's not expecting an Utter bastard with nerves of steel. And he's certainly not expecting to fall for him.
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