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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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"Techno?"
"Yeah Tommy?"
"What does the sky look like?"
Techno paused, the question, like most of Tommy's questions made his heart ache for reasons he didn't understand.
"I'll show it to you one day" he doesn't know why he says that, he knows by now not to make promises he doesn't know he can keep.
"Really?"
"I promise" and he swears to himself he'll find a way to keep it.
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Or Techno is a hero on a mission that quickly gets derailed when he meets Tommy, a boy who's spent his whole life locked in one room with only Dream, the biggest villain of the century, for company.
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- Part 1 of Born to Fly, Destined to Burn
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Whipping Cream and Sprinkles [OLD VERSION] by oldandnew_redandblue
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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Their whole life its just been Tommy and Tubbo against the world, especially the past 3 years theyve been in foster care. One day, some guy with a hero complex comes along with his blunt and quiet son and a scarily tall musician son and theyre all convinced they’re gonna be the boys’ new family. Phil’s fostered kids before, apparently both his sons used to be “problem kids” in the system before he adopted them. Clearly he has a good track record that Tommy and Tubbo can’t wait to break. They arent looking for a new family, they have each other. So what Phil’s giving them everything theyve ever wanted in a father, theyre just fine on their own.
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Selectively mute Tubbo with a secret limp and his protective and explosively angry brother, Tommy get a new foster placement, Philza Craft. Phil certainly wasnt expecting all the trauma and secrets (who keeps a limp and their knowledge of sign language a secret??) that came with these two kids, but surprisingly, an old stab wound and an alleged attempted murder arent the weirdest things hes had to deal with. One of his kids came from a literal murder cult. Things certainly get a lot worse before they start getting better.
-Rewrite is in the works!!!-
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tax fraud? pog! (jokes aha government dont hurt me) by orphan_account for Akikitsune
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP (Web Series)
27 Dec 2021
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“Wait, you guys are married?”
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In which Phil bakes a suspicious amount of bread, Techno owns a suspicious amount of knives, Ranboo is perpetually confused and a Dora the Explorer baseball bat is ominously present.
((Semi-hiatus until further notice))
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- Part 3 of Tax Fraud: And Other Normal Things
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“Ok, my turn.” Tommy said, suspicious. “What year is it?”
“I already asked you that.”
“But thats my question.”
She looked down in thought then back up at Tommy. “Fine. it's April 5, 2040.”
Or, an Au where Schlatt won the Manburg vs Pogtopia war and Tommy has been in a coma for 20 years.
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i'm not afraid to dissapear (yeah, i guess, the end is here) by Winteress_Soldier
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
28 Oct 2025
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Whumptober 2025 Day 28 -
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Constellation | Backstabbing | Creative Restraints | "i could always see straight through you"
A what if scenario, on if on the day of the comet Suki didn't get to them in time and Sokka was able to toss Toph up to her, but as a result fell himself.
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- Part 9 of WinteressSoldier's Whumptober 2025
Bookmarked by ValFreyja108
07 Nov 2025
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Requiem by ImpishTubist
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
29 May 2017
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Chris died quickly and unexpectedly.
Bookmarked by ValFreyja108
18 Oct 2024
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I was a nuisance even as I died (and I'm sorry) by mxmxkxwx
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Aug 2021
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Tommy was out of prison, freshly killed and revived, yet could you blame him for liking being dead more?
Tubbo was prepared for his meeting with The Syndicate. But there was no way in hell he was prepared for what happened instead.
this book is purely platonic :D
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- Part 3 of The Death Quartet
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In one universe, Techno manages to snag a Totem of Undying, send a pickaxe through Quackity’s left jaw, and flee victoriously with Phil laughing in the background.
In another universe, Techno is not so lucky. He has no choice but to kneel there in a tiny cage, helpless to spare his mentor from watching the anvil tumble downward and turn him into a bloody pancake, leaving him to respawn back at base, item-less and horse-less.
This universe is neither of those. Not only does Techno manage to stay true to his ‘never die’ mantra, Phil is even given a little help committing a minor crime of his own by breaking out of his house arrest right after the Butcher Army pulls the fateful lever.
And it’s all thanks to… a guy in a red hoodie?
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- Part 10 of Author's Faves
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Bookmarked by ValFreyja108
02 Aug 2021
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Once upon a time, there was a soldier far too young for his accomplishments. He won wars with idols once cherished; won the independence of a country thrice-destroyed; lived through isolation with a tyrant once-human.
He died at 16.
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The revive book doesn't work.
Series
- Part 1 of will o' the wisp