15 Works in Val's Sorted DSMP Recs

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    In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.

    Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.

    Things are going well, all things considered.

    And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.

    Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.

    or

    I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang

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    English
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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Collections:
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    4,006
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    ***

    "Techno?"

    "Yeah Tommy?"

    "What does the sky look like?"

    Techno paused, the question, like most of Tommy's questions made his heart ache for reasons he didn't understand.

    "I'll show it to you one day" he doesn't know why he says that, he knows by now not to make promises he doesn't know he can keep.

    "Really?"

    "I promise" and he swears to himself he'll find a way to keep it.

    ***

    Or Techno is a hero on a mission that quickly gets derailed when he meets Tommy, a boy who's spent his whole life locked in one room with only Dream, the biggest villain of the century, for company.

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    English
    Words:
    66,324
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    44
    Comments:
    1,099
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    7,422
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    1,315
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    156,795
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    Their whole life its just been Tommy and Tubbo against the world, especially the past 3 years theyve been in foster care. One day, some guy with a hero complex comes along with his blunt and quiet son and a scarily tall musician son and theyre all convinced they’re gonna be the boys’ new family. Phil’s fostered kids before, apparently both his sons used to be “problem kids” in the system before he adopted them. Clearly he has a good track record that Tommy and Tubbo can’t wait to break. They arent looking for a new family, they have each other. So what Phil’s giving them everything theyve ever wanted in a father, theyre just fine on their own.

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    Selectively mute Tubbo with a secret limp and his protective and explosively angry brother, Tommy get a new foster placement, Philza Craft. Phil certainly wasnt expecting all the trauma and secrets (who keeps a limp and their knowledge of sign language a secret??) that came with these two kids, but surprisingly, an old stab wound and an alleged attempted murder arent the weirdest things hes had to deal with. One of his kids came from a literal murder cult. Things certainly get a lot worse before they start getting better.

    -Rewrite is in the works!!!-

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    English
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    50,281
    Chapters:
    41/41
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    635
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    2,527
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    344
    Hits:
    82,174
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    “Wait, you guys are married?”

    --

    In which Phil bakes a suspicious amount of bread, Techno owns a suspicious amount of knives, Ranboo is perpetually confused and a Dora the Explorer baseball bat is ominously present.

    ((Semi-hiatus until further notice))

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,289
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    152
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    971
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    16,670
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    “Ok, my turn.” Tommy said, suspicious. “What year is it?”

    “I already asked you that.”

    “But thats my question.”

    She looked down in thought then back up at Tommy. “Fine. it's April 5, 2040.”

     

    Or, an Au where Schlatt won the Manburg vs Pogtopia war and Tommy has been in a coma for 20 years.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    2
    Comments:
    26
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    305
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    38
    Hits:
    5,354
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    An AU of the Dream SMP finale where Punz doesn't show up and Dream wins the Disc War. There's no one to stop him as he finally enacts his will. Everyone, especially Tommy, does not have a good time.
    (Please heed the tags!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,287
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    1,111
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    25,156
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    Once upon a time, there was a soldier far too young for his accomplishments. He won wars with idols once cherished; won the independence of a country thrice-destroyed; lived through isolation with a tyrant once-human.

    He died at 16.

    Or:

    The revive book doesn't work.

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    English
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    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    690
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    75
    Hits:
    5,385
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    POGTOPIA??? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? TIMETRAVELBLADE. technotravel

     

    “Chat, I did not time travel,” Techno said exhaustedly, “I don’t know what gave you that idea, but please calm yourselves.”

    The voices started obnoxiously whispering at the top of their lungs. HE DOESN’T KNOW. PANIC
    Or: Tommy, Tubbo, Jschlatt, and Dream all end up in the past. (Oh, and the Chat comes too)
    (mcd is a villain, this fic has a happy ending)

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    English
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    186,476
    Chapters:
    52/52
    Collections:
    39
    Comments:
    9,064
    Kudos:
    12,923
    Bookmarks:
    1,954
    Hits:
    398,968
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    Tommy made music important on the server. Tommy made sure that each note, each pause, each moment was special. Without him here, the disks refused to play, and the world went silent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,010
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    “Don’t get attached, because you’re only gonna get hurt.”
    That’s what Techno had learned early on in his immortal life. It was what Techno had told himself over and over again. Don’t get attached to people. It was a simple rule, really. But still, he seemed to break it over and over again.

    or

    Watch immortal Techno get attached to Sleepy Bois INC through different centuries.

    -.-

    About the characters, not the ccs. Might change the title.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,495
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    578
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    “Why-” Dream’s mask turns at Ranboo’s croak. A few drops of rain dot the ground. His fingers curl into the dirt. “Why are you doing this..?”

    “Because-” a foot kicks his chest forcing Ranboo onto his back. Dream slams his boot down on his chest, leaning over him casually. “You ruined my plans. I’ll be coming back in a couple of days to check on things. Who knows, maybe this will be a good lesson for you.”


    Instead of Tommy being exiled for burning George's house, Ranboo is. He doesn't have a very good time.

    Language:
    English
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    54,313
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    1,558
    Kudos:
    5,910
    Bookmarks:
    811
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    108,284
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    Quackity didn't always hate hybrids, but gods be damned if he didn't now. Especially after he'd been wronged by so many in his time in L'Manburg.

     

    Or

    Quackity takes out his pent-up anger and hatred on a certain Enderkin.

    Language:
    English
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    8,677
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    639
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6,780
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    Quackity wants the grand opening of his casino to be magnificent, and if it also happens to give him the vengeance he’s been craving? Well, that’s just a bonus.

    He wants to put on a show, a spectacle like no one has ever seen before.

    But that shouldn’t be a problem, considering the severity of his 'prizes.'

    See, at his casino, people don’t bet money... they bet lives.

    Quackity made plans for five deadly games of chance, the winners leaving alive and the losers… well, not.

    Now, the casino is finally complete.

    And he has the perfect group of people in mind to test it out on.

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    English
    Words:
    16,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    646
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    6,674
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    “Hey, nerd.”

    Ranboo froze in his tracks. His head lowered submissively, he turned around to Technoblade and Phil.

    Techno’s voice was low and rough. He commanded the same thing he had every other time their paths had crossed: “Join the Syndicate.”

    “N-No!”

    Ranboo is a new student at DSMP High. All he wants is to keep his head down, stay out of trouble and maybe even find some time to read. So why have Technoblade, Phil and Niki decided that he's the perfect candidate to join their secret syndicate? What even is the Syndicate, anyway?

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    English
    Words:
    4,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    1,443
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    9,457
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    Three times The Syndicate discussed books, and one time they realised that they might just be a bookclub.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    532
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    2,668

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