psych fics because why not
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turns out sick lassie is as talkative as drunk lassie, and as depressed.
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"Hey, can I borrow something?" Lassie asked."It's your house. What do you need to borrow?"
"Your space heater of a body. I'm freezing."
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- Part 1 of psych fics because why not
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and ms. kitty the snuffly cuddly puff ball of love makes three by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Psych
14 Jan 2019
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shawn and lassie have been dating for a few months and shawn doesn't know how to tell carlton he's serious about them so he adopts a cat instead
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- Part 2 of psych fics because why not
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lassie is tired and shawn recharges him with the jumper cables of love
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“This is just a hug,” Lassie said, closing his eyes.
“But it’s working, right?” Shawn said quietly, close to his ear. He could feel it when Lassie shivered.
“I guess.”
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- Part 3 of psych fics because why not
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5 times Shawn tried to pick up Lassie with bad pick up lines
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- Part 4 of psych fics because why not
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carlton talks in his sleep, especially when he's drunk
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- Part 5 of psych fics because why not
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self righteous hypocrites and late night debates by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Psych
23 Nov 2019
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“You need to stop running in head first thinking that nothing can hurt you. One of these days, you’re not gonna get lucky. Guster, or Juliet, or I won’t be there to save you.”
“You won’t?” His voice came out quieter than he meant to. Lassie paused to look at him.
“I won’t be around if you keep acting like this. I’m not going to keep putting up with this. I can’t.”
“You’re such a hypocrite. I have to watch you rush in, wielding your guns, making yourself a threat and a target. You don’t think I’m scared too? But you don’t stop. How do you think I feel?”
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- Part 6 of psych fics because why not
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it's a compliment battle and shawn is winning by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
21 Dec 2019
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“Has a bird finally nested in your mess of a hair? Or do they think it’s hopeless as I do?” Carlton said, nonchalantly looking at the file in his hands.
“Well, you look beautiful.”
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- Part 7 of psych fics because why not
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“What?” Carlton sighed.
“I was going- am going to get ‘Property of Lassie’ right here.” He fumbled to gesture, getting caught in his seatbelt.
“A tramp stamp?”
“One, that’s misogynistic. It’s called a lower back tattoo. Two, no. But you’re getting warmer.”
“Why in the world would you do that?”
“Because you own this ass!”
“I’m never drinking with you again.”
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- Part 8 of psych fics because why not
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the adventures of meme lord shawn spencer by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Psych, Psych (TV 2006)
01 Jan 2020
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“Spencer, get off my lap.”
“It’s free real estate,” Shawn whispered in his ear.
Lassiter stood up and Shawn toppled to the floor.
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or shawn is a misunderstood meme lord amongst unwoke plebs and it's a struggle
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- Part 9 of psych fics because why not
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carlton thought he was keeping his crush on the down low but one question from o'hara screws everything up... kinda
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- Part 10 of psych fics because why not
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“You got me, detective. I am at your mercy. Do what you must. I need to learn my lesson.”
“Spencer, what the hell were you thinking?”
“You’re right, detective. What was I thinking? Please, help me see the error of my ways.”
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- Part 11 of psych fics because why not
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lassie has something he wants to talk about and shawn's imagination and anxiety gets the best of him
awkward conversations, games of footsie, and chinese food!
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- Part 12 of psych fics because why not
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shawn has a revelation about the newest case and lassiter gets pulled into the chaos, and embarrassed to top it off
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- Part 13 of psych fics because why not
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lassie has work piling up and sleep is the first to go. shawn is there to make sure he gets his beauty rest.
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“Come over here and curl up in my arms. You’d really be helping me out.”
“Are you trying to guilt me into a healthy sleep schedule?”
“Guilt? Of course not. I’m trying to entice you into spending a night in my strong, manly arms... Is it working?”
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- Part 14 of psych fics because why not
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no matter what we're in this together by your_bus_driver
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Psych 2: Lassie Come Home - Fandom
25 Jul 2020
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lassie didn't want shawn to see him like that but shawn said in sickness and health and he meant it. if he had to sneak into the recovery center in the middle of the night to keep his vow, that's what he and gus had to do
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- Part 15 of psych fics because why not
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Tonight was a big night. A secret big night. A big night that was going to be a big night after he revealed why it was a big night, but a normal night right up until then.
When Shawn thought about where life could take him, Lassie was always there beside him, or behind him, or beneath him. So he got a ring, with the help of an adorable, and patient, saleswoman named Debra, bought it, and promptly hid it where Lassie would never find it.
It had been there for months, waiting for him to wrap his head around it and grow the balls to actually ask him, and now he was ready. Shawn couldn’t wait another day without seeing that ring on Lassie’s finger.
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- Part 16 of psych fics because why not
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Lassie was angrier than Shawn had ever seen him. Angrier than the first case he’d crashed. Angrier than when his upside carjacker collar walked on a technicality in evidence. Angrier than the time Shawn had experimented with making grilled cheese in his toaster and accidentally set his kitchen a little bit on fire.
If he was a cartoon character he’d have steam coming out of his ears.
“You have no idea what you’re talking about.”
lassie comes home fuming and wanting answers, shawn has no idea what he's talking about
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- Part 17 of psych fics because why not
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shawn wants to have a sexy sleepover with lassie in a blanket fort but he needs to get an exemption permit from the Blanket Fort Agreement of 2002 from gus first
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He let his gaze drop to Lassie’s mouth and licked his lips and met his gaze again, teasing him a bit before he spoke. “I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to fuck in a tent and I thought with your cowboy and civil war fixations, you’d be down for it. But I'm not risking bug bites anywhere near my dick, so fort.”
“That seems like an odd fantasy,” Lassie’s gaze kept flicking down to Shawn’s mouth, but not in the purposeful way he’d been doing it. It was like he couldn’t help himself. “And you thought I’d want to make a blanket fort with you?”
“Oh, I know you want to.” Lassie gulped and Shawn smirked.
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- Part 18 of psych fics because why not