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    or, If You Think This One Is Corny, Just Wait, They Get Cornea

    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have eyeballs thrust upon them.

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    אזירפאל וקרואלי מוזמנים לסעודת שבת בביתו של רבי יוסי בר יהודה, ומצליחים להפוך לאגדה.

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    עברית
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    In the shadows just beyond the Lag BaOmer bonfire, an angel and a demon watched the celebrations, reminiscing about the sage in whose honor the festivities were partially dedicated.

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    500
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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    35
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    or, If You Think This One Is Corny, Just Wait, They Get Cornea

    Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have eyeballs thrust upon them.

    Language:
    English
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    293
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    1/1
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    3
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    6
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    30
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    3
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    97
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    Batman, and other DC heroes, but it's told in the style of the Talmud.

    Language:
    English
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    449
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    8
    Kudos:
    32
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    6
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    207
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    “From where did Moshe Rabbeinu know where Yosef was buried? They said: From Serah Bat Asher who remained from that very generation.” It was the second time that Serah brought Yosef back to the arms of his family. She hoped he would finally be able to rest.

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    4
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    8
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    1
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    a snippet of Talmud from the world of the Queen's Thief. Is thievery a profession? What compensation does Irene owe Gen for cutting off his hand? Is being a Thief of Eddis like being a slave? We're asking the important questions here.

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    English
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    1,190
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    8
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    A few years before the events of canon, Aziraphale and Crowley are chatting over sushi about their greatest hits. Aziraphale remembers something that happened in Judea, almost two thousand years earlier, that Crowley will simply NOT believe.

    AKA- a Tanur shel Achnai retelling- very literally

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    50
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    Born the heir of the Hasmonaean Dynasty and having links with the Herodians, Jesus of Nazareth was thrust into a world of political turmoil and chaos. First Century Judea was a land divided, with several Jewish movements all vying for the hearts and minds of the masses, from the Pharisees and Sadducees to the violent band of Zealots founded by Judah of Galilee. It was in this world that Jesus preached his message of love, tolerance, and compassion, where he went against the traditional views of Judaism and founded a movement that, in time, came to be the dominant religion in the world, with all the good and bad that entailed.
    This book examines the man's life as the author understands it based on years of extensive research and study, revealing who, in their opinion, he was, what he taught, and what he stood for.

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    English
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    15,379
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    The Rabbi Yochanan/Reish Lakish fic we deserve.
    AU without the tragic deaths that occur in the canon.

    Language:
    English
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    22,026
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    11/?
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    20
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    An excerpt of a daf of Talmud from the world of Steven Universe.

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    1/1
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    4
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    27
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    1
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    ... and the frog came up and covered the land of Egypt

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    Language:
    עברית
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    Language:
    עברית
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    5
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are invited to have Shabbat dinner at the home of Rabbi Yosei bar Yehuda. While there, they inadvertently inspire a Talmudic teaching.

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    Language:
    English
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    500
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    3
    Comments:
    45
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    215
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    846
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    "Let us create Man(kind) in our image(s)."

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    45
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    Everything could have been resolved much more tidily if the totally righteous King David, who absolutely didn't sin, had simply engaged in some more direct communication strategies.

    Language:
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    418
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    1/1
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    3
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    15
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    2
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    an admiring alien discusses a species that they're enamored with: the descendants of the "proto-reptiles," the mammals known as "Humans."

    I wrote this in a St. Vincent De Pauls in Newark, Ohio around the same time me & my old gal, aestheticrealms.twitch.tv , An Empressor Across The Seas, were geeking @ Lost In The Woods.

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    English
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    1/1
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    A humorous account of who really wrote the first canonized books of the Bible, and how they were canonized. [And teasing contradictory texts in Mishnaic and/or Talmudic style.]

    Language:
    English
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    2,711
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    When the bandit Shimon ben Lakish pursued what he thought was a beautiful woman bathing in the Jordan river, he didn't expect to find a life partner.

    Nor did he expect that partnership to end the way it did.

    Language:
    English
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    2,013
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    301

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