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It's Rose's time to reunite with her husband at the time of her death, but much to his confusion, she's not there.
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It's funny how this old dead piece of line makes us feel so alive (REWRITE) by SirScaleMate
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
17 Aug 2025
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This is a rewrite of my first ever fanfic posted on this account
Pickles and Charles meet as teens and spend easter day being delinquents, their friendship blossoming.
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Pickles is not often inclined to speak about his childhood, but there is one person who knows it almost as well as he knows himself. Through the thin walls of their family home, Seth can hear just about everything - his family's secrets, their arguments, their lies. Backstory with a focus on growing up trans and brutal in a hostile, conservative environment.
M15+ Only, implied sexual assault and child abuse, explicit drug abuse.
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- Part 1 of Original Album Series
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hi this is my favorite piece of writing on here
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A lot happened before Dethklok became the most popular band and the 12th largest economy in the world.
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Seth's big brother used to be his big sister, that's how awesome he is. Spawned from a discussion with Pearly_Pornography.
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- Part 5 of Letters From Mordhaus
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My Cool Big Brother by trans_pickles
Fandoms: MetalocalypseTeen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
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Complete Work20 Jun 2017
TagsNo Archive Warnings ApplyPickles the Drummer Seth (Metalocalypse) Molly (Metalocalypse) Calvert (Metalocalypse) Original Female Character(s) Original Male Character(s)Transphobia Trans Character Trans Male Character Coming Out Abusive Parents Angst Family Drama Big Brother Pickles
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Seth's big brother used to be his big sister, that's how awesome he is. Spawned from a discussion with Pearly_Pornography.
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You asked for it! (no you didn't...) Another lost episode of Metalocalypse!!! Brought to you by psychosis and severely unmedicated ADHD. Watch the drama unfold as Pickles is forced to spend Thanksgiving with his odious (bet you dumbasses had to look that one up) family! Released just in time for all of you to read it aloud with your family at the dinner table. Grandma will love playing the role of Seth! Uncle Jeb calls Nathan!!! I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore... just read it and end my misery! PLEASE! Jk, but please do read. Again, relationship tags are just there so y'all know WHERE I STAND! *WARNING* VERY CANON COMPLIANT
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Pickles's dad is dead, which is hard enough on its own but now he has to go to the funeral.
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Snakes n' Barrels is falling apart around Pickles, and he has some things to think about.
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The stars are pretty, tonight.
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a delicate balance.
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Amber connects with her new brother-in-law during her wedding.
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Is that doing something for ya? by cool_ha_ha, ha_ha_gotcha (cool_ha_ha)
Fandom: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
19 Sep 2025
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Growing up in Tomahawk, Wisconsin isn’t what anyone would call exciting, but at least it’s a little easier when you have a big brother to watch out for you. The world is so much simpler when you’re little unless you don’t get to stay a kid for as long as you’re supposed to.
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So damn good, holy hell. I'm not crying, you are. Definitely worth a future re-read
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Pickles' Christmas with "kiddie glaucoma" was one for the books (books like the bible, or all others where you get struck by lightning.) ORIGINAL TITLE: His Life Will Find A Purpose (When the River Meets the Sea)
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Pickles Story
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It's Arthur's Day! A holiday routinely celebrated at the end of September by Pickles' family. He is forced to go once again to avoid any conflict with Seth and Dethklok Australia. Molly reflects on her life choices, or lack of choices, that brought her to this point. How it has affected her own mothering of her two wildly different children. With the drive to make this the best Arthur's Day she can, Molly confronts the figures of her present to make peace with her past.
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- Part 5 of The Emancipation of the Mothers
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there's nothing heroic about Dethklok
Some un-heroic anecdotes from the lives of the four remaining members mid-Doomstar.
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A smile seems so simple and insignificant. Yet sometimes even such a small gesture can make someones day or save a life.
After being bullied relentlessly because of his extremely deep voice, Nathan refuses to talk all together. When his parents are invited to the principal's office to discuss his attitude, Nathan runs out and hides in the school library. There he meets someone, who finally understands him.
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After Pickles learns his insurance no longer covers his HRT, Magnus offers a promising, but sordid arrangement for Pickles to gain access to his better coverage. The arrangement? Holy matrimony. The sordid part? Magnus Hammersmith himself.
It’s one thing to rush into a marriage for love, another when one marries for convenience sake, and Pickles really, really needs this marriage to work.
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Change, and Leave Without a Trace for Her to Know by NightKlok
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2023
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Kloktober Day 6: Comedy or Tragedy
Pickles had assumed that if any of his parents die, he would be relieved or not feel anything. He hadn't talked to them in years at that point, it would just be like it was before, right?That would be his assumption until his mother suddenly passes away.
And throughout the course of the funeral and burial back in his hometown, he realizes how wrong he really was.
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- Part 2 of Kloktober 2023