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After so many years, the pair tie the knot
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- Part 6 of Is that doing something for ya?
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It's funny how this old dead piece of line makes us feel so alive (REWRITE) by SirScaleMate
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
17 Aug 2025
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This is a rewrite of my first ever fanfic posted on this account
Pickles and Charles meet as teens and spend easter day being delinquents, their friendship blossoming.
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After an interviewer asks what he would changed about his life, Pickles sets off to make the changes he wants in his life. And everything goes wrong.
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What better way for Dethklok’s bastard children and relatives to spend a Merry Christmas than a visit with their grandparents.
A Winter Wonderklok series of stories for each Dethkid in Mourningstar/and Dethgrandparent.
(Post Valley, Pre Seeds)
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You asked for it! (no you didn't...) Another lost episode of Metalocalypse!!! Brought to you by psychosis and severely unmedicated ADHD. Watch the drama unfold as Pickles is forced to spend Thanksgiving with his odious (bet you dumbasses had to look that one up) family! Released just in time for all of you to read it aloud with your family at the dinner table. Grandma will love playing the role of Seth! Uncle Jeb calls Nathan!!! I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore... just read it and end my misery! PLEASE! Jk, but please do read. Again, relationship tags are just there so y'all know WHERE I STAND! *WARNING* VERY CANON COMPLIANT
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Dahlia (Dolly Macabre) Birkett is a headstrong no holds barred self-made musician. Born and raised in Tomahawk WI by her loving and supportive family. Years after running away to LA with her childhood best friend/paramour; Pickles, she's called back home to care for her ailing Aunt. Ending their relationship suddenly, the two grow apart over the years as both of their lives change drastically. After losing Jade, Dolly enters a deep depression, thinking everything she ever loved had been ripped from her. She's suddenly recruited for the job of a lifetime and the chance to rekindle a love she thought was lost for good. Will the two be able to rise to the challenges that life throws at them or be lost to each other again?
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Pickles' Christmas with "kiddie glaucoma" was one for the books (books like the bible, or all others where you get struck by lightning.) ORIGINAL TITLE: His Life Will Find A Purpose (When the River Meets the Sea)
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It's Arthur's Day! A holiday routinely celebrated at the end of September by Pickles' family. He is forced to go once again to avoid any conflict with Seth and Dethklok Australia. Molly reflects on her life choices, or lack of choices, that brought her to this point. How it has affected her own mothering of her two wildly different children. With the drive to make this the best Arthur's Day she can, Molly confronts the figures of her present to make peace with her past.
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- Part 5 of The Emancipation of the Mothers
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Pickles's dad is dead, which is hard enough on its own but now he has to go to the funeral.
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young pickles character study, extension on the night he left home
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- Part 1 of Only Time Makes You Human
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You’re not gonna be handed everything in the world. by charlesklok
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2024
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‘I’ll get out of here someday,’ Pickles began to think to himself, ‘I’ll show everyone I’m capable of something.’ Years later, Pickles is at an unknown hotel, trying to figure out what to do next after Snakes N' Barrels.
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- English
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- 9
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Growing up in Tomahawk, Wisconsin isn’t what anyone would call exciting, but at least it’s a little easier when you have a big brother to watch out for you. The world is so much simpler when you’re little unless you don’t get to stay a kid for as long as you’re supposed to.
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Wandering, distracting-- wishing the life of another self.
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The stars are pretty, tonight.
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A smile seems so simple and insignificant. Yet sometimes even such a small gesture can make someones day or save a life.
After being bullied relentlessly because of his extremely deep voice, Nathan refuses to talk all together. When his parents are invited to the principal's office to discuss his attitude, Nathan runs out and hides in the school library. There he meets someone, who finally understands him.
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Change, and Leave Without a Trace for Her to Know by NightKlok
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2023
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Kloktober Day 6: Comedy or Tragedy
Pickles had assumed that if any of his parents die, he would be relieved or not feel anything. He hadn't talked to them in years at that point, it would just be like it was before, right?That would be his assumption until his mother suddenly passes away.
And throughout the course of the funeral and burial back in his hometown, he realizes how wrong he really was.
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- Part 2 of Kloktober 2023
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Snakes n' Barrels is falling apart around Pickles, and he has some things to think about.
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It's funny how this old dead piece of land makes us feel so alive by SirScaleMate
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
14 Sep 2023
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Pickles always hated easter, but at least this year it wasn't entirely miserable
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pre-klok pickles and charles fic inspired by teenage demon baby. trans pickles too cuz yes. set on easter and mainly takes place there/at the surrounding graveyard
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- English
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- 3,075
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- 1/1
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- 11
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- 102
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Molly and Calvert discuss disciplining their son, Pickles.
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- 1,243
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- 16
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There was this weird but well known cycle that happened in the pickles household.
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- English
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