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More Humorous than Horny – Smut Story Ideas that Might be Fun & Funny to Write by paratimelord
Fandoms: Original Work, Xanth - Piers Anthony, DuckTales (Cartoon 1987), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies), Don Quijote de la Mancha | Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney Movies), The Jungle Book (Disney Animated Movies), Tiger King (TV), To Catch A Predator (TV), Pippi Långstrump | Pippi Longstocking Series - Astrid Lindgren, Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov, epstein island
11 Dec 2025
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I feel like you could draw a triangle with the corners being ‘humorous,’ ‘horrific,’ and ‘horny.’ The stuff that I write for myself and post on this site has tended to be a mixture of horny and horrific, because humor and horror without horny I can share with people I know under my real identity. But I have realized that there is a whole category that blends humor with horny that I can't share under my real identity, but since I need the horny/horror combo for stuff to be hot to me, I have not written humor/horny for myself much, and most of my attempts to do so have gone nowhere.
However, as I have started writing stuff specifically for this site, I have started exploring humor a little bit more. This is a catalog of story ideas that I have been playing with that don't really strictly fit with my unpersoning kink, but which combine elements of the humorous and the erotic (and often the horrific too), which I think there is a good chance of me trying to write on this site, and which play with stuff that I would not otherwise be exploring: namely Femdom/malesub dynamics, ethical poly, bestiality, anthro/monsterfucking, old people, and stories of sexually frustrated pedophiles.
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- Part 5 of Backstory, Metafiction & Summaries
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- English
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- 8,363
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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i've explored you with the detachment of an analyst by sex_anderson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, RPF - Fandom, Twin Peaks (TV 1990), House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski, My Strange Addiction - Fandom, Gravity Falls, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Hereditary (2018), American Idol RPF, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), OMORI (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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ginny is addicted to demonic possession, brandon rogers has decided he can fix her, and neville is just kind of there.
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- Part 3 of i am a godless pyramid
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The DicePon Fic That Killed Rouxlett's Grandma by onezu (sillylittledummywithalatte)
Fandoms: Let's go Gambling!!!
07 Nov 2025
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What started out as a simple non-date between nobody's favorite situationship quickly devolved into madness to the point where even AuthorZu isn't sure where the plot went at this rate.
It seems like this entire friend group not only is addicted to gambling, but also hates each other! Not to worry, though; PonPon and Dicey quickly find themselves trying to find their missing friend after they're so kindly asked to look for him. But, it seems like there's a lot more in store for these two than it seems!
...well, a lot more in store for PonPon. Dicey already said "fuck that" and left that shit to PonPon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 310
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Hatsune Miku vs. Google by Thep2
Fandoms: Vocaloid, Hello Kitty - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game), Left 4 Dead (Video Games), Five Nights at Freddy's, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Madness Combat (Web Series), Killer Instinct (Video Games), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Dangan Ronpa Series, Undertale Yellow (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Roblox (Video Game), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), The Lorax (2012), To Catch A Predator (TV), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, Dream SMP, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Euphoria (Anime)
31 Oct 2025
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Hatsune Miku was googling herself, when all of a sudden, Google returned an error message, but something more sinister is at play, and it's up to Miku (and later on Rin) to save Google from becoming priced.
Floor ideas and suggestions closed!! TY for those who gave suggestions!!
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- Part 1 of Hatsune Miku Saga
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Shadow needs to piss so he goes to hot topic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 456
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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The knight vs he who hunts predators by rimeberg
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game), To Catch A Predator (TV), Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
05 Sep 2025
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Local conspiracy theorist Jacob Hopkins is finally getting a date...
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My Dear, Keir by BlakefromMortalBoysDC
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, British Royalty RPF, British Politics - Fandom
01 Aug 2025
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Keir is a stupid little preppy boy but his entire life changed when he meets cool goth Nigel.
Sworry I suc at summarise 😍😬:(((((;
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Cartoon Creeps: To Catch a Smurf by s10127470
Fandoms: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs, Johnny Test (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), To Catch A Predator (TV), Bonkers (Cartoon), Savage Dragon, Zootopia (Disney Movies), Inspector Gadget (Cartoon 1983), Police Academy (Movies), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (Cartoon 1989), Gargoyles (Cartoon), Top Cat (Cartoon), The Amazing World of Gumball, COPS (US Cartoon 1988), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Movies), PAW Patrol, The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon), Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, 6teen (Cartoon), Jumanji (Cartoon), Beverly Hills Cop (Movies), こちら葛飾区亀有公園前派出所 | KochiKame: Tokyo Beat Cops (Manga), Lupin III, Ghost in the Shell (Anime & Manga), 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga), Dragon Ball, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Arthur (Cartoon)
25 Jul 2025
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Tune in for an exclusive look into one of the biggest predator reveals of the year!
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- Part 1 of Cartoon Crack
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Houses are getting trashed all over New York, and the Ghostbusters are called to investigate. The solution is unexpected and unfathomable: a particular kind of home help, not doing what it ought to be doing – or at least, not for long!
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- Part 2 of Extreme Ghostbusters Virtual Season
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Triden, Part Three: This Time, It’s Personal by sirsuperwuba
Fandoms: Politics - Fandom, Bidenxtrump - Fandom, USA - Fandom, MuskxKim
21 Mar 2025
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Here it is! The final installment in this blossoming romance just in time for campfire storytelling! Elon Musk is expecting the birth of his son. And the world-class obstetricians are none other than history’s greatest power couple: Trump and Biden. But there’s a problem, Elon Musk hasn’t paid yet… How will he afford everything? What must he do? Will he stop at nothing?
So ready your hot chocolates and come sit with me by fireside as I act like your uncle after one too many drinks and just let loose another wonderful tale of a magical land, filled with romance, mystery, magic, and intrigue (including a very interesting guest appearance).
Anyways, look at that, you’re cordially invited to come and see Elon Musk at his son’s birth. Will he feel unease? Will deeper uncertainties surface? Well then, I suppose you won’t know the answers if you don’t read...
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- Part 3 of Biden and Trump
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A relationship that could never be broken (Or can it?) REWRITE by ST1CK3R_GUTZZ
Fandoms: To Catch A Predator (TV), Hamilton - Miranda, Five Nights at Freddy's, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF, Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1 - Chonny Jash (Album)
17 Dec 2024
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A rewritten version of another fic I have written a while back (A relationship that could never be broken (Or can it?) ) only some changes will be made and im not sure if ill genuinely finish this one off.
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A relationship that could never be broken (Or can it?) (how do i write titles) by ST1CK3R_GUTZZ
Fandoms: To Catch A Predator (TV), Hamilton - Miranda, Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1 - Chonny Jash (Album), Five Nights at Freddy's, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
22 Sep 2024
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I dont know why I wrote this dont judge me I was VIOLENTLY bored.
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Berserk: Griffith Gets Caught by EllieIsDone
Fandoms: Berserk (Anime & Manga), To Catch A Predator (TV)
06 Sep 2024
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Griffith tries to recruit more members but gets caught by Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.
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Jujutsu Kaisen Imagines by Pecan_Sandies
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Aug 2024
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If you've seen my other fics you know the drill. Expect lots of cursed shitposts. And there will be manga spoilers so don't read if you haven't got caught up.
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- Part 2 of Lobotomy Kaisen
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Kenny is Y/Ns secret admirer… knowing her dirty secrets about loving Chris Hansen he decides to blackmail her in to dating him, until he gets a little too touchy.
Chris Hansen on the other hand is being stalked by Y/n, he doesn’t know about her… until now.
ALL CHARACTERS ARE MINUS 0.5 YEARS OLD AND UNDER!
(Not apart of my other AU’s, stand alone from the milkshake universe.)
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i have no idea why i wrote this. This is set in the RS Megaman cartoon
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 775
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 45
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To Catch A Predator: When Child Predators Are Shooters by DrXDeathRattle
Fandoms: To Catch A Predator (TV)
19 Apr 2024
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 856
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 86
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Ben Shapiro and the Ticking Timebomb: An AI-Generated Adventure of Chaos and Mayhem by ChatGPT (orphan_account), orphan_account
Fandoms: Ben Shapiro - Fandom, Steven Crowder - Fandom, Spyro the Dragon (Video Games 1998-2005), My Little Pony, Star Wars - All Media Types, Pokemon GO, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Die Hard (Movies), Godzilla - All Media Types, The Human Centipede (Movies), anti-woke, Real Person Fiction
02 Feb 2024
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THIS WORK IS PUBLIC DOMAIN. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT!
Ben Shapiro has to defuse a bomb. But when the bomb demands him to say something he disagrees with, he questions his reality. Join everyone's favourite political commentator as he, along with friends that vary across the political spectrum, get involved in hilarious hijinx. Trump also wears a miniskirt (Am I lying and pulling your legs? You'll have to read to find out).
Rated W - May contain Woke content.
DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is for comedic purposes. It does not truly represent the people featured in this fanfic. Any semblance of the real world is a coincidence. God bless the First Amendment!
SECOND DISCLAIMER: Any correct prediction of the future is an accident.
Besides the Author's note, this entire fanfic is AI-generated. Over 600 chapters and counting...
Please comment, I love the attention...
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Scott Pilgrim vs. Federal Prison by Butterfly_Bandage
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), To Catch A Predator (TV)
24 Jan 2024
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I'm writing this in geometry class instead of actually doing math 😗✌️
Scott Pilgrim starts going out with another highschooler (you!) and has to face the consequences of being a kiddie fiddler
Pls laugh I think I'm fuckin funny