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Miranda Priestly-Sachs spends an entire dinner party making her wife's life very very difficult.
Andy Sachs-Priestly intends to return the favor.
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Slit silver by cruelvicinity
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
29 Apr 2026
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I started this in the mental hospital and they caught me writing this at school 😂🫱🏻
Two roommates. Best friends, always compared.
They don’t know they both like eachother. Oh and geto cuts himself cuz he’s like “damn why can’t Satoru just like me?!”—-it ticks him off real bad. Will they eventually fuck and lick eachother? I dunno…check those tags!sorry this is my first upload ever, I don’t know WHAT I’m doing
Edit [also dedicated to @aqnika, if I asked u to hoco with a sloppy toppy goge watersports…poster would you say yes???]
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Will Byers' senior year in high school takes a very dark turn when an anonymous stalker starts leaving him letters. His determination to find this mysterious boy becomes an obsession that spirals into something much, much worse.
Or: Mike Wheeler stalks Will Byers. Will decides to stalk him back.
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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HOT STEAMY AMATEUR PORNO [WATCH HERE] (18++ ONLY) CLICK LINK NOW!!!! by Daisy__dupes
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Oct 2023
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He avoided Satoru’s eyes but only because he knew he’d be looking at him with a suspicious squint and he didn't really know how to address that. With any luck, the topic would be dropped and they’d never talk about this again.
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Suguru’s always had terrible luck. That’s why he promised himself he’d never take up gambling.
Every time he hoped for something, made a wish, or bet on a side, things ended up going sideways, which is exactly how he ended up here, drunk, and alone with Satoru in his bedroom.
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- Part 2 of Inexperienced Shenanigans
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When a fan’s tweet goes viral overnight, it paints a neat little narrative: Hudson Williams’s first time in a gay sports bar is with his out boyfriend/co-star Connor Storrie to support a charity together.
A single tweet. Wandering hands. Just one night in WeHo. And suddenly, everyone thinks they know the story.
The thing is…they’re not completely wrong. Just not nearly close enough.
And now the question won’t die:
“Oh, what really happened in WeHo?”
OR: jealous/possessive Connor x bratty/needy Hudson that one night at a gay sports bar in WeHo.
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When Shane wished he was born without a dick, he meant to wish for a lot more. Another lesson in short-sightedness. Wish genies are very cruel.
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Or, five times Shane doesn’t know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes dangerously close to wishing he could keep it. Too bad fucking is the antidote. If he’d known that, he might have tried it sooner.
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flushed by probablylily for WeeBeastie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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"Baby," Ilya coos, moving his hands to guide Shane's hips. "You need to slow down, or you are going to come like this."
"No," Shane whines. "No, I'm not. M'fine… just give me a minute." The words come out mushed, slurred together and obscured by Shane's heavy breathing. "We're gonna, we're gonna have sex. I need you inside me."
"Okay," Ilya says, disbelieving.
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A drunk, handsy Shane chases his release on Ilya's lap
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who could ever leave me, darling, but who could stay? (you could stay) by BuckleUpCreampuffs
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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Shauna Shipman-Sadecki is almost at the end of her third trimester when she gets the message.
On facebook messenger, of all things.
"Hey girly, I'm SO sorry to be the one to tell you but…"
The message blurs from there, but Shauna gets the gist.
Her husband of eight years got another woman, a stranger named Jackie Taylor, pregnant, and then ghosted her, and when she tried to cyberstalk him she found out about Shauna, and now Shauna's marriage is over.
It fucking sucks.
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Weed man Ilya thinks Shane is too adorable to pay for weed.
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- Part 4 of HR Porn (with a little plot)
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Forgive Me, Father Steve by omgspnfanfiction
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
07 Oct 2019
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Y/n goes to Father Steve to confess her sins and seek forgiveness, he grants it to her with a special healing tool
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- Part 1 of The Power Of The Magical Phallus
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Kurtis stays quiet like he was told, just looking up and slowly blinking his sad eyes. Drew readjusts the collar on his neck, bringing his name tag to the front. “See, your problem was thinking in the first place. You’re just a dumb dog. Good puppies aren’t meant to think, are they?”
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Will really wants to get over Mike before summer is over.
After Robin presents everyone with the idea of a lake house, both best friends are stuck having to share one trailer on the road, quickly realizing that the space is too small to contain their feelings and the summertime heat.
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Finding himself on the ground, Hinata decides to question every life choice he has ever made, starting off with what got him here in the first place.
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sweet music playing in the dark by RavenclawAthenaGirl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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I looked at Apollo.
His eyes seemed like they couldn’t decide between blue and gold. At first glance, they looked sky blue, but as I stared at them, I noticed gold near the pupil. It looked molten, as though it was bleeding into the iris. They were mesmerizing and, currently, the only outward sign of his divinity. It felt like they were pulling me in.
Thalia’s words echoed in my mind, ‘Apollo is hot.’
And in true Persea Jackson fashion, I didn’t think before I leaned forward and locked my lips with his.
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Persea is probably going die by the time she’s 16. She doesn’t want to die a virgin. This has lifelo̶n̶g̶(making) consequences.
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You Can't Un-Wilt A Rose by telikofriedman
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games), Metal Gear Rising: Revengance
22 Nov 2025
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Sam tries to teach Rosemary how to love herself again. Raiden's there too, I guess.
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Unknown: Dude, next time you steal my underwear, you need to wash it before you return it to me.
Heeseung stares at the text for a solid minute. It’s not for meant him—that’s obvious. But he is curious how underwear guy texted him on accident. It isn’t like anyone enters actual phone numbers any more. Still, he should probably let underwear guy know he got it wrong.
Heeseung: I think you’ve got the wrong number…
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After years free from the Lucifer Gang, Dean becomes a barista at a local coffee shop near where Sam goes to school. One day a blue eyed angel walks in the door and catches Dean's attention. Castiel fells instantly for the hot bartender who quickly becomes his friend. One day when Michael, Dean's room mate and a photography major, wins a contest with a picture of Dean, one of Lucifer's gang members tracks down his favorite lost pet years after the last time he traumatized the Winchesters. The brothers and their friends will have to face demons from the past and unexpected places in order to recover from the aftermath of Hell's tortures.
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(love’s) the death of peace of mind by JasmineTeaLatte
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
29 Apr 2026
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Katara is no stranger to her impulsiveness leading to bad decisions, but this one might just be the most unforgivable. It is a reckless, selfish choice that she knows will haunt her long after the night is over, maybe even for the rest of her life.
But there will be plenty of time for regrets later, once her enemy is no longer inside of her.
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In which the Painted Lady encounters and forms an unlikely alliance one night with the Blue Spirit in the river village of Jang Hui. But when the masks come off, decisions are made beneath the moonlight that can never be undone…
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to me (that languished for his sake) by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
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“D’you ever have any regrets?”
“Oh,” Ištván says, flippantly. “Many.”Erik wants to redo all of the experiences his boyfriend has had with Radzig, in the pursuit of domestic bliss.
Aided by the very poor advice from a 1960s dating pamphlet.
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