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    Lambert stumbles across a sick man all alone in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and there is somenthing familiar about him. He ends up playing the reluctant nursemaid to a stranger who can't stay awake for long enough to tell him his name or the reason he isn't afraid of witchers. Somehow, like most of Lambert's problems in life, it's Geralt's fault.

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    Aiden had loved Lambert, immensely, he was the passion and action, but over the years the Wolf Witcher’s sick and unexplained jealousy has simply worn him down.
    He's had enough, so when he gets accused of cheating on his long-time companion in public before he has a chance to explain himself, he packs his bags. He didn't like Lambert to end up like this, fearing that every interaction with someone else would get him accused of adultery.

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    A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything.

    Stories are reordered into mostly chronological order as I write them.

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    “Who the fuck are you?” the sentinel demanded.

    It shouldn’t have been charming to watch the stranger glower at him while he dangled by one leg. Especially not when Aiden was still trying to decide how or if he should go about killing him.

    The guide gave the other Witcher a wicked smirk. “I’m the man hired to kill you.”
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    Or, Aiden takes a job that ends with him bonding with two Wolves.

    **This can be read as a stand alone fic, or as part of the Sentinels/Guides universe.**

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    The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed.

    Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps.

    Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood.

    Well. That wasn’t good.

     

    Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!

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    Aiden lets out a breath and buries his face in his hands.

    “This isn’t happening,” he murmurs. “I’m not sitting here, next to my lover who doesn’t even know I’m dead yet, talking with his equally dead ex-lover about our sex life. It isn’t happening.”

    “I am afraid it is.” Coën makes a sympathetic noise, although there’s clearly a chuckle caught in his throat. “You’ll get used to it, eventually.”
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    After his death, Aiden wakes up in the presence of an, at first, unfamiliar Griffin Witcher. Together, he and Coën try and look after Lambert, to make sure he survives and finds his way.

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    Aiden gives a cheeky little grin. “I’ll write down the recipe for you once we’ve survived this entire mess.”

    If we survive.” Lambert sighs as he shrugs his shirt back on. Their plan does have a reasonable chance of success, true, but the risk is still substantial and a lot of it depends on factors he can’t really control.

    “We will.” Coën radiates the same optimism and calmness that he displays in the face of almost every adverse situation, something that Lambert has come to rely on more than he sometimes likes to admit.

    “Well, let’s see it this way – if it goes wrong there is a good chance that all of us will be dead, so not much to worry over, no?” Aiden adds cheerfully.
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    Coën and Lambert take a contract to protect a king from assassination. A straightforward contract, really - until it turns out that one of the supposed assassins, a Cat School witcher, has decided to go rogue. Now, the three of them have to figure out whether they can trust each other and how to keep both themselves and the king from getting killed.

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    A memory flashes through his mind, of two pairs of cat eyes, one amber-gold and one tinged slightly with green; of two hands holding his, one copper-skinned, the other the glowing warmth of umber, intertwining their fingers. Dimples, a quick laugh, warm skin, a shout reverberating through a keep somewhere, and two pairs of lips on his that feel like home.

    Coën. Aiden.

    The names stand out stark in his mind, like the flames of a bonfire. Lambert grits his teeth and takes another few steps, knowing that they are out there somewhere, waiting for him.
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    Lambert is being blackmailed by a mage for Aiden's and Coën's safety and finds himself in more and more dangerous situations. Can he save them?

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    Lambert finds himself stuck in Toussaint during his most despised human holiday. Belleteyn. He can't stand seeing the happy lovers. Just another reminder of everything that had been denied him and forged him into an angry, miserable, undesirable mutant. He'd sooner die than believe anyone could see anything in him other than violence, let alone show him love, acceptance, and real intimacy. Enter stage right a boisterous, flamboyant bard who wields his education as weapons and armor the same way Lambert wields his rage and self-hate.

    Based on the Broadway version of the song.

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    Just a series with all my Witcher fics :)

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    A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything,

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    “Lambert,” he says quietly. Lambert only groans in response, trying to hide his face in his arms and twitching when the movement jostles his dislocated shoulder.

    “’m fine,” Lambert mumbles, despite the obvious pain bleeding through his voice. He tries to curl up and fails with a pained gasp the makes Vesemir’s heart clench.

    “You’re not,” Vesemir tells him as gently as he can. “Let me help.”
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    3+1. Three times Vesemir looked after his pups. One time they look after him.

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    Aiden hasn’t been a nurse for very long, though his experience is nothing to scoff at. He enjoys working with all of his patients, regardless of how frustrating or tiring that it can be.

    A series where Nurse Aiden treats the Modern Universe Witchers who have the worst luck on the entire continent.

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    Two months after the boys left Kaer Morhen Lambert and Aiden get attacked. The Wolf Witcher has to fight for his life while Aiden, Geralt, Jaskier and Eskel must find out how to heal him. To do so Aiden is willing to infiltrate a group of Rogue Cat Witchers, and who better to help him than his silver-tongued best friend.

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    Lambert is hurt on a hunt, but luckily Aiden is ready and waiting to help him

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    Prompt: Lambert and Aiden protecting each other

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    Coën doubles over, trying to remember how to breathe. At the edge of his hearing, he can hear Lambert growling.

    “Quiet,” the man hisses at Coën. “It’ll be your turn soon enough.”

    “You’ll regret this.” Lambert’s voice is raw and scratchy, as if he had been screaming too much. There is nothing of his usual acerbic glint left in his expression. “It won’t be long, and you’ll wish you’d never been born.”
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    A village fête turns sour and soon, Coën finds himself faced with a situation straight from his darkest nightmares.

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