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you don't know it yet by bullshittingbard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Feb 2022
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Lambert stumbles across a sick man all alone in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and there is somenthing familiar about him. He ends up playing the reluctant nursemaid to a stranger who can't stay awake for long enough to tell him his name or the reason he isn't afraid of witchers. Somehow, like most of Lambert's problems in life, it's Geralt's fault.
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Very cute silly fun PROPER FUCKING APOLOGY CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?
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I have done nothing to deserve this. by Hilimi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jun 2022
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Aiden had loved Lambert, immensely, he was the passion and action, but over the years the Wolf Witcher’s sick and unexplained jealousy has simply worn him down.
He's had enough, so when he gets accused of cheating on his long-time companion in public before he has a chance to explain himself, he packs his bags. He didn't like Lambert to end up like this, fearing that every interaction with someone else would get him accused of adultery.Series
- Part 5 of The Witcher's fandom
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In love, potions, expensive ingredients, jealous, fight in the snow, cheating, insecurity, Ciri decided in agreement with her two fathers, Geralt and Emhyr, to spend half the year in Cintra and the other half in Niilfgard, with the Kingdom and Empire merging at the end when Ciri became Empress upon the death of her biological father.
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A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything.
Stories are reordered into mostly chronological order as I write them.
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I'll Be Yours by AvoidingAverage for ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Nov 2022
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“Who the fuck are you?” the sentinel demanded.
It shouldn’t have been charming to watch the stranger glower at him while he dangled by one leg. Especially not when Aiden was still trying to decide how or if he should go about killing him.
The guide gave the other Witcher a wicked smirk. “I’m the man hired to kill you.”
_______________________________Or, Aiden takes a job that ends with him bonding with two Wolves.
**This can be read as a stand alone fic, or as part of the Sentinels/Guides universe.**
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- Part 3 of Sentinel/Guide AU
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Winter at Kaer Morhen by ravenshavetakenmetoneverland
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Oct 2021
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Sentinel/Guide AU by AvoidingAverage
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2022
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Just the loveliest. And by that I mean heartbreaking blood curling angst and fluff
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A Wolf and a Bard Walk into a Bar... (I Forget the Rest) by SuperFrikinAngsty
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
21 Jun 2023
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The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed.
Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps.
Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood.
Well. That wasn’t good.
Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!
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- Part 1 of A Wolf and a Bard
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Very cute , jaskier mountain sitautie hij heeft glamouring ring na de mountain meet he lambert turns out dat hij viper witcher is er is ook een sequel
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Like air by Saetha for CamilleDuDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Feb 2021
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Aiden lets out a breath and buries his face in his hands.
“This isn’t happening,” he murmurs. “I’m not sitting here, next to my lover who doesn’t even know I’m dead yet, talking with his equally dead ex-lover about our sex life. It isn’t happening.”
“I am afraid it is.” Coën makes a sympathetic noise, although there’s clearly a chuckle caught in his throat. “You’ll get used to it, eventually.”
*After his death, Aiden wakes up in the presence of an, at first, unfamiliar Griffin Witcher. Together, he and Coën try and look after Lambert, to make sure he survives and finds his way.
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Cat in the bag by Saetha
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
03 Sep 2021
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Aiden gives a cheeky little grin. “I’ll write down the recipe for you once we’ve survived this entire mess.”
“If we survive.” Lambert sighs as he shrugs his shirt back on. Their plan does have a reasonable chance of success, true, but the risk is still substantial and a lot of it depends on factors he can’t really control.
“We will.” Coën radiates the same optimism and calmness that he displays in the face of almost every adverse situation, something that Lambert has come to rely on more than he sometimes likes to admit.
“Well, let’s see it this way – if it goes wrong there is a good chance that all of us will be dead, so not much to worry over, no?” Aiden adds cheerfully.
*Coën and Lambert take a contract to protect a king from assassination. A straightforward contract, really - until it turns out that one of the supposed assassins, a Cat School witcher, has decided to go rogue. Now, the three of them have to figure out whether they can trust each other and how to keep both themselves and the king from getting killed.
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Whatever it takes by Saetha for endrega_Turtlesse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 Dec 2021
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A memory flashes through his mind, of two pairs of cat eyes, one amber-gold and one tinged slightly with green; of two hands holding his, one copper-skinned, the other the glowing warmth of umber, intertwining their fingers. Dimples, a quick laugh, warm skin, a shout reverberating through a keep somewhere, and two pairs of lips on his that feel like home.
Coën. Aiden.
The names stand out stark in his mind, like the flames of a bonfire. Lambert grits his teeth and takes another few steps, knowing that they are out there somewhere, waiting for him.
*Lambert is being blackmailed by a mage for Aiden's and Coën's safety and finds himself in more and more dangerous situations. Can he save them?
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Lambert finds himself stuck in Toussaint during his most despised human holiday. Belleteyn. He can't stand seeing the happy lovers. Just another reminder of everything that had been denied him and forged him into an angry, miserable, undesirable mutant. He'd sooner die than believe anyone could see anything in him other than violence, let alone show him love, acceptance, and real intimacy. Enter stage right a boisterous, flamboyant bard who wields his education as weapons and armor the same way Lambert wields his rage and self-hate.
Based on the Broadway version of the song.
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A Wolf and a Bard by SuperFrikinAngsty
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Sep 2023
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The Witcher's fandom by Hilimi
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2025
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Just a series with all my Witcher fics :)
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The Witcher's fandom fics
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns by LlamaLlamaNewt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything,
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- Part 4 of Inspired by Inex
- Part 1 of Briar Patch
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Hold on by Saetha
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Feb 2021
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“Lambert,” he says quietly. Lambert only groans in response, trying to hide his face in his arms and twitching when the movement jostles his dislocated shoulder.
“’m fine,” Lambert mumbles, despite the obvious pain bleeding through his voice. He tries to curl up and fails with a pained gasp the makes Vesemir’s heart clench.
“You’re not,” Vesemir tells him as gently as he can. “Let me help.”
*3+1. Three times Vesemir looked after his pups. One time they look after him.
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The Doors by AshesToAshes96
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 Apr 2025
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Aiden hasn’t been a nurse for very long, though his experience is nothing to scoff at. He enjoys working with all of his patients, regardless of how frustrating or tiring that it can be.
A series where Nurse Aiden treats the Modern Universe Witchers who have the worst luck on the entire continent.
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A Bard in Cats Clothing by LadyAhiru
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
23 Feb 2022
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Two months after the boys left Kaer Morhen Lambert and Aiden get attacked. The Wolf Witcher has to fight for his life while Aiden, Geralt, Jaskier and Eskel must find out how to heal him. To do so Aiden is willing to infiltrate a group of Rogue Cat Witchers, and who better to help him than his silver-tongued best friend.
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- Part 3 of Bard&Cat Verse
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The Life of a Witcher by JaskiersWolf for eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Mar 2022
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Lambert is hurt on a hunt, but luckily Aiden is ready and waiting to help him
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- Part 25 of Lambden Tumblr Prompts
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Prompt: Lambert and Aiden protecting each other
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- Part 10 of Lambden Tumblr Prompts
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Alive by Saetha for revengeandotherdrugs
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Feb 2022
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Coën doubles over, trying to remember how to breathe. At the edge of his hearing, he can hear Lambert growling.
“Quiet,” the man hisses at Coën. “It’ll be your turn soon enough.”
“You’ll regret this.” Lambert’s voice is raw and scratchy, as if he had been screaming too much. There is nothing of his usual acerbic glint left in his expression. “It won’t be long, and you’ll wish you’d never been born.”
*A village fête turns sour and soon, Coën finds himself faced with a situation straight from his darkest nightmares.
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