13 Works in Matt Rife

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    Welcome aboard the launch event of the SS Gilded Waves, an ultra-luxury cruise for the elite, and you know whoever else can win a spot or get on somehow. Among us, boarding our amazing cruise today are some unhinged influencers, selfish billionaires, Real Housewives, trust fund nepo babies, renowned socialites, dangerously hot young adults, and more.

    What starts as a hedonistic dream of lustful hookups, inconsiderate investments, and recreational drug binges spirals into a campy fever dream of crash outs, mysterious deaths, and class warfare. As things slowly descend into madness, one thing becomes clear: There's something looming over this ship. Something no filter, facelift, or followers can outrun. Something caused by the waves, some portal, the cosmos, and potentially Katy Perry.

    It's a satirical epic of coke-fueled meltdowns, influencer insanity, lustful luxury, Bravo-level brawls, and the uncomfortable cost of indulgence. This is the end of Western fantasy. And the beginning of something else. Equal parts satire, dark comedy, and drama with hints of thriller, sci-fi, horror, survival, tragedy, and mystery, White Lotus: Gilded Waves is a floating funhouse of chaos, crack, delusion, lust, and privilege.

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    One show. One couple. One night that refuses to stay in the past.

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    5/10
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    This is a sequel. You can find the first part on my page. This is my christmas special. Johnny and retep are trying to get out of hell, and they need to create christmas to avenge their souls.

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    Comedian Matt Rife made a joke saying he wanted to kiss Harry Styles. When Harry reaches out to him with an offer he can't refuse, Matt begins to question his sexuality.

    Harry discloses that he and Louis (he’s in here, Louies! hang in there) have been secretly married for years. Since Dominic Harrison (yungblud) is in a side-relationship with Louis, the open relationship gives Harry the opportunity to help guide Matt out of the closet at his own pace.

    It turns into a week-long bender of sex, love, and drugs, during which, Matt’s mind is opened to the possibility of having sexual and romantic relationships with more than one person.

    A fluffy, smutty, and wholesome story. Not much conflict.

    *THIS IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL. It was my first fic, and after gaining some writing experience, I wanted to re-write and do my best to take the cringe out. Some of it is still meh, but it’s better than it was. Round Two re-write coming soon!

    *Original will stay up in case anyone prefers that version, but first time readers should read this one*

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    Penelope Featherington just wanted a night off from writing steamy books about fictional men. Instead, she got dragged to a Matt Rife comedy show, plucked out of the front row, and labeled “Ariel with tits built by the gods.”

    Now the whole internet knows she writes smut for a living… and that Colin Bridgerton—her longtime best friend—is suddenly very, very interested in how much of it might be based on him.

    Between the tequila, the live-streamed innuendos, and a kiss that nearly set the stage on fire, things get out of hand fast.

    And after the show? Even faster.

    “This is no longer comedy. It’s foreplay.”

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    A group of youtubers go to a camp to film a friendly competition game. When all fun and games end, and the things get dangerous, can they survive the night and escape the ancient evil before it's too late? Find out.

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    4/4
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    Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, Shane Gillis and Matt Rife are in Studio 8H and encounter Michael O'Donoghue.

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    After two months apart, Matt, Louis, Harry, and Dom are back in LA. When they reunite, they have more time together than ever before. Ready for 3 months of debauchery, the four men soon realize that their connection has deepened in incomprehensible ways. Will their strengthened bond prove to be too much for any four people to handle? Or will they be able to work together to help remind each other that they all feel the same?

    *Third of the series 'Loser Gets Kissed On The Mouth' the second part is 'Round Two'. Must read for this to make sense, but you can skip the first like 7 chapters of the first one

    The first of this series was the first thing I ever wrote.I know the whole thing is awkward and cringe, but if I never had that stupid idea, I never would have started writing.

    I found it hard to let these characters go. So I chose not to. Things get a bit more detailed than last time, and they develop an impossible ability, so if that's not your thing, sorry to disappoint. This inspired my most recent fic, Holding Focus, so there’s def recycled stuff in here from that and some of my other works.

    *TW: *CNC* sex, past sexual abuse, mentions of past self-harm, light violence, shameless smut, daddy kink*

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    5
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    Andy Samberg and a few other funny friends that were signed up to the Alex Boy program do a roast and some...well...get roasted.

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    Sequel to 'Loser Gets Kissed On The Mouth' where Matt Rife indirectly challenges Harry to a boxing match with the same stakes the title lays out.

    Taking place three months later, Louis comes home from tour to Matt and Harry for another week long bender of sex and drugs and feelings. Things are going just fine, except Dom (yungblud) is texting everyone, trying to explain himself for leaving last time they were all together.

    **This one gets a little darker than the first. No present day r*pe but a dive into H+L's past isn't all sunshine and roses. Graphic descriptions of past abuse/coercion in addition to below TWs**

    *sex obvs, light violence, sexual abuse/coercion references, *GRAPHIC CNC*, daddy kink, substances, slurs (mostly affectionate or referring to self), mental health issues, self harm references*

    Mostly light and nauseatingly fluffy and outrageously smutty. Gets a bit dark in the middle. Angsty in areas, but quickly snuffed. I don't love conflict.

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    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,775
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    After Barack and Michelle Obama have a nasty falling out, the former president meets a dashing young (?) lizard man while on a midlife crisis trip to NYC. The trouble is- there's more to Mark Zuckerberg than meets the bright blue orbs, and Obama falls head over heels for him before he even knows what he's in for!

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
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    2
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    80
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    *This is being re-written. If you haven’t read the story yet, I recommend going to Loser Gets Kissed On The Mouth [Edited], as this one is far more cringe than the re-write*

    You can find the description there, and once that one is complete (I’ll post updates quickly) the comments on this one will be turned off. Keeping this version in case anyone who has read it prefers it, but new readers PLEASE read the edited version instead.

    If you tried reading this, but couldn’t suffer through the beginning, I’d be delighted if you gave it another shot. There isn’t an insane amount of difference, but i got rid of most of the beginning and fixed a bunch of errors, as well as little things that I learned bothered me about my own writing, after gaining some experience.

    Thanks for reading!

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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    12
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,081
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    Matt is currently taking a break from his comedian career after his girlfriend cheated on him with his old manager. That is why he takes part in a small series in which the handsome Kit Connor also plays. As soon Matt meets Kit there, he immediately has sexual feelings for the hot actor. And as soon as the two meet outside Set its getting really wild

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2,859

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