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    Techno and Dream escape prison and make their way back to Techno's base.
    Just for the Pigling to get a rather excited and furry welcome

    -AKA-

    Techno's various pets are very excited to see their owner again.

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    “Can you help me?” Wilbur asks. He could grab him. He could take this boy right now, make sure he’s never limping again. He could. But the thing draped over his shoulders like oil glares at Wilbur.

    The boy blinks, before nodding his head. Wilbur smiles, lets his eyes shine a little brighter. The boy takes a step forward, his leg weak and shaking. It breaks his heart to see the boy like this, but Wilbur will have him soon. He’ll make sure of it.

    “Thank you. I’m looking for someone.” He lets the boy gaze into his eyes and thinks I’m looking for you.

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    Or Tommy is lost, but he won't be for long.

    Some Phil, Wilbur and Techno POV for Searching (+ a little bit of bonus at the end). READ THAT ONE FIRST!! This doesn't make sense otherwise :)

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    Tubbo is cursed to lose his final canon life due to the fact he was a president. No matter how much he doesn't want to he's forced to follow in the footsteps of the two people who have only ever wronged him.
    Where Tubbo falls ill Ranboo and Tommy don't know what to do panicked by losing a beloved husband and a best friend.
    Will Tubbo die happy? How will Michael react to having only one dad and uncle?

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    Phil was always the type of father to go to work early in the morning and come back late to his wife's wonderful smell of food as he was greeted by all his children. This time though, things are different.

    His wife will take a vacation to calm her mind and he's left alone to take care of his kids for two months.

    To say the least, he underestimated how hard it would be.

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    The Dream SMP are all demonic hybrid children and Philza has to take care of them, unfortunately.

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    "I haven't manifested yet," Tommy says, shrugging. "So I can't." 

    "You haven't? Really?"

    Tommy nods. Doesn't look at her. 

    He's lying, and it's hard because he's never been the best at it, but he doesn't have much of a choice here. He's- Tommy, and Niki is Niki. Her shifted form is a fucking dove for prime's sake. She's the symbol of love and peace, universally liked. She's written into the bible by Jesus H. Christ, that's how loved she is. 

    Tommy isn't written into anything, isn't anywhere. He couldn't possibly compare.

    or, In a world where everyone shifts, Tommy lies to his family about his form. What happens when the truth comes out?

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    “King Phillip,

    You don’t know me, my name is Jay Gordon Schlatt. I live just beyond the village in the woods. My family is a mess, they scream and shout all day and night, my mother tells me I’m a mistake. I taught myself to read and write, I apologise for my terrible handwriting, I’ve never written a letter before either. The man who works at the post office was rather annoyed by how many questions I asked. But the reason I write this letter is because I wish to request a position as one of your royal servants in your castle. It has been my dream since I was young. I understand if you refuse, but please take my request into consideration.
    I sincerely hope you’re in good health and I wish you a good day.

    Sincerely,
    Jay G. Schlatt.”

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    "Technoblade sighed. Phil was completely correct, he did spoil the child.

    It wasn’t necessarily always Techno’s fault however, he hadn’t built a resistance against Michael’s puppy dog eyes yet. The little one stared up at Techno with the most gushy look and petite smile the man had ever seen. Not to mention the little happy oinks, flappy hands, and vigorous tail wags Michael did whenever his heart had caught on something. Techno absolutely did not find it adorable or endearing in any way, nor did he feel the urge to race to the ends of the earth and among the stars to give the young one everything he could possibly desire. There was nothing about the child that prompted Techno to shower him in the luxury of kings; not his precious laugh, not his infectious smile, not his affection worth more than all the riches in the world. No, the gestures were simply out of the pure goodness and selflessness of the Blood God’s heart, Techno decided."

    or

    Technoblade gets put in charge of Michael for the day, tries not to look like a softie, fails miserably

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    Drabbles from discord, including: Hogwarts AU (pig animagus!Techno), potato skin masks, God AU, shovel talk, sword!Techno, singing!Techno, soulmate AU (dream sharing), Hogwarts AU (body switching), dog therapy, flower shop AU, snippets of kpop AU / magic girl AU / tribute to Kaalia's Savour, villain AU, Coffeeshop AU, tribute to Kaalia's Spring Rain, fluffyblade AUs, emperor AU, snippets of HP AU, KPop AU and Otome Game AU and now:

    Snippets of ABO AU / My Melody/magic girl AU c:

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    He was dozing off, headache easing away with the soft crackle of fire and relaxed pose, when a sudden thud bounced him from sleep. Techno wanted nothing more than to sink back into his chair and let the events of the day melt away into sleep, but the thud was concerning and he was aware of him being the only one able to investigate.

    .
    .
    .

    With a tentative hand, he brushed the soiled blankets from their face and felt the blood drain from his face at the dull blue that stared back. The boy, though recognizable now, paled in comparison to the usually sparky blond; his skin pulled awkwardly against flesh and scarred far beyond suitable for someone so young.

    "Tommy?"

    -

    AKA : Technoblade finds a starved, half-dead raccoon child under his basement and does what any good civilian would do; Revive it.

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    “Dad! Dad help!” Clem’s voice rang out over the crowd. Fear clearly in her voice as she bolted away from danger with a tight grip on Shroud, pulling him along.

     

    Tommy, quick to act, rushed towards them, dropping his items and pulling out his sword to defend his children. “Behind me!” He screamed getting ready to attack a male chasing the two who he quickly noticed with bright pink hair… almost too familiar to the teen. “Get the fuck away from my kids!” He swung his sword in an effort to knock him down and get him to stop in his chase.

     

    Silence rang over the crowded area, small gasps being heard as their sword clanged. Their eyes locked, red eyes locking onto Tommy’s baby blue ones. Without his eyes being moved, Tommy noted the man was a Piglin hybrid with long, braided, pink hair. Bright red eyes much like Shroud’s. Two tusks coming from his mouth. Familiar… Tommy subconsciously thought, too familiar.

     

    Yet before Tommy could figure it out, the man came to the realization before him. “ Theseus…? ”

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    I wrote this at 2am???? I dont know what the fuck it is but take it anyway

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    Technoblade has nothing but the clothes on his back and a last shred of hope, precariously tucked up his sleeve and threatening to drop into the snow if not for the tilt of his wrist and the metal edge of his cuffs holding it in place.

    He's not angry. In fact, his mistake has been recognized, finally, by someone other than the voices screaming at him to do anything other than bounce his leg under the table and wait. He's… relieved. At least the burden's not on him anymore. They heard him say he's changed.

    Maybe one day they'll listen.

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    Something heavy and soft settled around Ranboo's shoulders. He exhaled, eyes still too heavy, too cold. But he was warming up. This weight, heavy, soft, was good. Good. Something solid and warm slipped into the empty space beside him. Half-conscious, he curled up against the warmth, breaths turning slow and even. He shivered again, a whining keen somewhere in the back of his throat. Some rumbling, monotone noise lilted through the air beside him, but he couldn't make sense of it. Within moments, he was asleep, exhaustion finally catching up to him now that he was warm, and safe, and tired, so, so tired. The last word on his mind was home.
    ---
    In which Ranboo is sick and exhausted, and Technoblade is not soft. (Shut up, Chat, he's being practical.)

    OR: A Technodad/Technosoft fic ft Ranboo, because I've been consuming found family content at alarming rates, and woke up with this idea on my mind.

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    This is a collection of various Dream SMP-related content. It will have headcanons, short stories, theories, and lists of known-character information! This is mostly for my own benefit, but I love sharing my thoughts with others, so I'm sharing them here!

    I will try to update frequently, though some updates will be notably smaller than others. Feel free to share theories, headcanons, and knowledge of canon events and characters with me in the comments!

    Requests for Content open! Tags will be updated with chapters

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    dream escapes prison and goes to his old childhood friends house.

     

    unfortunately things go south fairly quickly

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    "I ⚍リꖎᒷᔑᓭ⍑ ᔑ ᓵ⚍∷ᓭᒷ 𝙹リ p⍑╎ꖎ⨅ᔑ m╎リᒷᓵ∷ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ∷ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ⚍∷ᒷ ⍑ᒷ ⚍ᓭᒷᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ , ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ᔑ ᒲ𝙹リᓭℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑ᔑꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ⎓ᒷᔑ∷ᒷ↸ ʖ|| ᔑꖎꖎ-"

    Oh, my angel, Death thought from above. I am sorry for what you'll go through.

    -

    Inspired by Casserole :D's animation on YouTube called "The Crow monster", go check em out!

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    This book contains some of the oldest editions of classic fairytales passed down the ages, featuring popular stories like The Red Bluejay, Fundy and the Furry Cloak, Ranboo and the Golden Heart, and more!

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    When hunters slaughter an artic wolf pack, little did they know of the young wolf hybrid they left behind alive, and how the unlikely friendship between the infamous Blood god, the legendary angel of death and the orphaned wolf boy would result in their brutal demise....along with anyone else who decides to get in the way of the pairs plan to avenge their new friend
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    Wolf hybrid orphan living in Technoblades forest? What could go wrong? :)
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    Comment requests/ideas you have
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    “Sire,” it is Dream who speaks this time, apparently over his bout of laughter. He bows slightly when all attention shift to his direction, the movement causing the morning light to gleam off his mask ominously. “I’m afraid what the Elder says is true, the curse will be lifted once you experience true love,” he pauses, likely to compose himself again but Techno can still hear the mirth in Dream’s voice when he speaks again, “usually evident by a true love’s kiss.”

    “No,” Techno tries again, shaking his head vigorously. “That’s so mean, why, I, I don’t even like any- There must be, no, I, it,” his throat is closing up, but he manages to push out one last desperate shout before he drops his head into his hands in an attempt to hide himself from the ongoing nightmare, “it was just a potato!”

    Beauty and the Beast AU

    (Discontinued)

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    "You know, I can't touch Philza. The man's basically a god. He's a hardcorer, living his days in complete safety. Your other two accomplices, on the other hand.." Quackity trailed off, and suddenly Techno understood.

    Underneath the mass of voices, Techno was merely a man. "Don't - Don't you dare."

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