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    The descendants of Empires have contained and secured a reality-breaking tower from the age of myth. One day, a message from an ancient cosmonaut appears, as though flung between dimensions. This message begins:

    Howdy, y’all! Joe Hills here, writing as I always do from a doomed world.

    Long experience has taught me that all worlds are ultimately doomed, so that’s not an especially cool or helpful thing to say. Do you know the saying that goes: "If all your stories end with, 'and then something bad happened for no reason', maybe you’re the problem"? It’s good to keep in mind but I’m pretty confident it’s not relevant to this particular situation.

    First, I do my best to spread sunshine wherever I go, not cataclysm. Second, in this case, the doom is clear and imminent! The moon is about to crash into the earth.

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    Doc turns to the Rift. He notices three things. The first is that the Rift seemed to have been barricaded, and the bridge leading to it had been broken- some parts blown up, based on the charred materials. The second thing he notices is the boat down in the water next to the Rift. And the third thing he notices is a child sitting there. What’s a kid doing alone in a boat when a storm’s about to break out? He decides that the Rift isn’t going anywhere, and he glides down to land on the boat.


    Very old oneshot about two people left behind (aka Doc finds Hermes on the boat Sausage left him at to watch Grumbot from, and wonders if this kid knows he's getting rained on, or if he knows why everyone's gone all of the sudden-)

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    A series of (connected?) drabble things for Dorian and the Inquisitor.

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    Grian was back at the game, if you want to put it in a way. Intrusive thoughts away throw off the window and a very interesting a distracting war happening on the Hermitcraft server was exactly what he needed.

    Well, sadly for him, The Watchers had other plans for their favorite not-player.

    (Or where I put four of my favorite Grian's characters in the same place and hope for the best).

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    “Uh, hello?” she called out to the first people she saw. They were all very tall, and had brightly coloured hair and eyes. Cool! “Could you tell me where I am?”

    “Ah, faite, sah aonik-- sah aonikno Aojaifae,” one with magenta hair replied awkwardly, speaking in a language Pearl wasn’t familiar with. “Bah nayi udao Esmaejor?”

    “What?” Pearl muttered, glancing around. This was definitely nowhere on Hermitcraft.

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    Or, Pearl becomes a temporary citizen of Chromia.

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    Dr Grian Xelqua goes missing at a geological site, and it is Mumbo's job to find him.

    He does, but not as he'd like to.

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    The Emperors managed to trap a few hermits, either by force or by deception. The hermits are still friends — of course they are! — they're just a bit homesick. Nothing they won't get over in a couple months.

    (Despite the assurances, the hermits decide to bring home to them.)

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    Or, the hermits are stuck away from their server. They all find their ways to cope. One hermit doesn't.

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    Crunch.
    Startled, Grian whirled around. A piece of paper fluttered down from the rocky ceiling, bringing with it small pieces of gravel and rock. Frowning slightly, Grian cautiously picked up the paper and turned it over.
    'Hello, Grian. We’re watching you.'
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    Or, where I torture Grian and have fun doing it.
    (Don't worry, it will get better)
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    side note, I named the google doc "oh well goodbye to my sanity (also grian's lmao)"

    Probably discontinued because I don't feel good about having a full fic where the only point is that I (as the author) am hurting people :(

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    Lena realized, with mounting horror, that it wasn't Lex's portal watch; she'd had that in her pocket. That was-
    Mercy's lackey flipped the cover open, and just as Lena blurted out a sharp "Don't," he pushed the button.
    "You idiot," Lena choked out. "That's my signal watch."
    "Signal watch?" said the Child of Liberty.
    "Signal watch?" said Mercy. "Signal watch! You idiot," She rounded on the others. "We need to leave, now. Get Luthor and-"
    Somewhere in the distance, there was a crash of shattering concrete and a series of harsh bursts of automatic gunfire. Mercy tensed, taking a step from the door as the sounds grew closer. Cracking concrete. Rending metal. Screaming.
    "You have no idea what you've done," Lena choked out.
    "What do you mean?"
    "The Kryptonite in your chest," said Lena. "It's red."

    ***

    After Lena betrays Kara and abandons her at the Fortress of Solitude, Kara is again exposed to radiation from Red Kryptonite, unleashing her darkest thoughts and impulses. Will Kara and Lena burn the world together, or rise from the ashes?

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    So on August 6, 2023, I decided to write an essay on Hermitcraft season 9. I know it's not finished yet but when season 9 ends, I'll update it again. I did this then then 12 hours. I'm gonna do season 8 soon, then 7 when I finish watching it.

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    He looked at Scott and took a deep breath. He wasn't sure if he was ready for this talk, but he needed to get his thoughts out of his head.

    "Scott I think I'm gay."

    Scott looked at him for a long second before bursting out laughing. "Jimmy we were literally married last season, you only realised that now?" He asked, amusement heavy in his voice. Jimmy sighed and put a hand on Scott's shoulder. "I mean it, Scott. I'm not talking about the Codfather or the Sheriff. I'm- I'm gay. Just me."
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    bascially, Jimmy realizes he's very gay and very in love with Tango after Double Life, meets Zedaph by chance and has a hard time dealing with how adorable he is, then he falls through the rift and team ZIT welcome him with open arms and much, much love.

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    While fiddling with The Rift, Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, and Scar accidentally teleport themselves to another world: The Dream SMP. The three friends are separated upon appearing in the mysterious new world and must keep themselves alive long enough to find each other and get back home to keep The Rift from bringing any more Hermits to the Dream SMP...

    Edit: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Same day I post this, they go through The Rift?!

    This work is an AU. Not connected to the Hermitcraft Lore since this is clearly not what happens in the lore….

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    Who knew a little crystal on a thin string could be so important?

    Arguing was always a terrible thing that always leads to terrible outcomes. Fights can break friendships, no matter how silly they may seem from an outside perspective. Grian just wanted what was best for Taurtis, so why did everything go wrong? He was only trying to help, to make the other see his side of the argument. Who knew it would lead to this? A warrior crafted in their like that has come to seek revenge.

    Of course, he had to drag everyone down with him too.

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    “Tango–” Grian reached a hand toward him, looking uncomfortable, looking sad.

    “What?” the guy - Tango - rolled his eyes at Grian, shaking him off with a laugh. “Maybe it hasn’t been that long since Double Life, but forgive me if I’ve missed the guy. You get to see Scar every day. It’s not even–”

    “Er, sorry, but–” Jimmy interrupted him, waiting until Tango’s focus was back on him before pulling on a polite smile and carrying on, “–who are you?”

     

    OR: When the Hermits arrive on Empires, Tango remembers his soulmate...but Jimmy doesn't remember him back.

    (Inspired by a post by raviodoesstuff on Tumblr)

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    It's a different kind of apocalypse.

    In a way, that makes it worse.

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    Grian presses begin.

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    Jack is the biggest show-off Ianto has ever met.

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    The moon crashes. The Boatem five escape to the void.

    But when Scar, Mumbo, Pearl, and Impulse crash into Season 9, they seem to be the only ones who remember their avian friend.

    Meanwhile Grian escapes the Watchers and server hops to not get captured again.

    OR A collection of short stories from Grian's probably illegal hacking into whitelisted servers to hide from the Watchers after getting his memory erased.

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