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    In a moment that shatters his whole world, Xisuma learns that he has a time limit upon his head, a terminal illness that is eating away at his body. It is now up to him to deal with the repercussions and figure out how to handle his life and how to tell those he loves that he is dying. He is dying and he needs the help, but he does not know how to ask, only to give it to others.
    Join X as he realizes how vital he is in the lives of those around him and how to tell those around him that he is struggling.

    Please take note that the summary sucks, the fic is much better, and that the story deals with hard things. Stay safe out there folks.

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    Day 1 - Vocal Cords

    Yes, the title is a Bo Burnham reference, take it up with my lawyer.

    ...

    Xisumas Vocal Cords are adapted for the end and its low matter environment, meaning talking in the overworld is... a strain. Doc comfort.

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    A collection of hermitcraft drabbles based on incorrect quotes (exactly what the title says).
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    Chapter 1:
    Person A: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Person B?
    Person B: Oh, Person A. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
    Person A: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
    Person B: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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    Xisuma has never thought he'd have to deal with a kid. But when Grian gets himself in yet another problem, Xisuma's plans are changed.

    A fic inspired by one of MysteryFury's prompts
    (updates aren't regular)

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    Left with nothing and no one, Dream sets out on a journey for revenge. Revenge to those who slipped out from under his thumb. On his warpath, he gets sidetracked and pushed to a place he never should have been able to reach. Are the hermits out to get him, or are they only trying to help.

    Or

    Dream crashes onto Hermitcraft and gets a lot of help that he didn’t ask for but really needed.

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    Xisuma is a clerk at a terrible little gas station. It sucks, but he'll do everything short of murder to pay his bills. Sometimes, there's even customers!

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    No needs to worry, Xisuma was fine; he was used to staying up until ungodly hours, anyways.

    X nearly solved another bug by the time Keralis had poured the chamomile and stirred in their desired sugars. The steam wafted up, pleasantly obscuring his vision a slight.

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    For a moment Xisuma feels as though the world has dropped out from under him— as though he has been sundered from it, and there is nothing below or around him as far as the eye can see— as though there is no anchor and nothing to grab hold of, only himself and a vastness on all sides. This world that he has built, the world his players have built— negligible, at best, hardly realer than a flicker on a silver screen. It would crumple like wet paper, if he told it to.

    He is the universe cradling his players, holding them in his palm above a silence that’d claim them if he let it claim them. It would have had Scar. It would have had Cleo. It would have Joe, now, if he allowed it. They are so terribly fragile.

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    aka 4 times xisuma gets propositioned by his players who are expecting him to make use of certain admin privileges, and he is really not whatsoever interested in hurting them even though he theoretically should be according to some people. and 1 time that is, uh, NOT what happens.

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    Ex knew something was wrong the moment he saw X slinking toward his base. Ex’s view from their evil tower- which was very evil and not just a normal stone tower, no matter what Grian said- allowed him to see anyone entering his base from his bedroom, so though he knew this probably wasn’t a good thing, they still dragged themself downstairs to greet him. About the same time they made it down the far-too-many stairs, there was a knock on the door. Ex swung it open to see a very slouchy X on the other side.

    “You look like crap.” They greeted.

    X sighed just loudly enough for Ex to hear him.

    “I’ve been told. Can I come in?”

    AKA- X just wants some peace, and Ex wants to help him, whatever it takes. Unfortunately, though, they decided to put their own health on the backburner to achieve this goal, which might turn out to be a mistake.

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    Ex’s new trap was all set up, and he was very excited to put X into this one! It involved lava, spikes, lightning, drowneds, and all sorts of other things. He was very, very proud of it, and very ready to put Xisuma through hell (not literally this time, he’d already done that). Unfortunately for them, when they busted through Hermitcraft’s firewalls in a ball of red lightning, X didn’t do much more than blink at them slowly before turning back to his code, gnawing on what looked to be a very stale piece of bread. After a few minutes of X continuing to gnaw at his bread without making much, if any, progress in actually eating it, Ex sighed loudly and tapped the back of his chair.

    “Xisuma. Did you notice who’s here now?”

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    A Christmas present to my dearest Bunny based on one of bun's quotes from the server

    Baby Grian: babbling happily away
    Xisuma, working on some code while keeping an eye on Grian: I know baby, it's a lot of work, huh?
    Baby Grian: still babbling
    Xisuma: I know, I know, but daddy will be done soon and then we can cuddle, alright?
    Baby Grian: da!
    Xisuma, pauses in his work: Grian, did you just-
    Baby Grian: Da!
    Xisuma, deciding his work can wait: oh, my precious sunshine! Your first word!
    Baby Grian: Da! Da!
    Xisuma: alright, cuddles now, work later. I'll have to see if the baby monitor caught that later as well.

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    Etho has a very, very, very bad time. Like no fun at all.

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    Reuploading my Scarians Oneshots fanfics to ao3 from wattpad :)

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    (title from Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face)

    When a new virus appears on the server, Xisuma simply does his job as admin. I mean, maybe he could have taken a break every once in a while, but people count on him!

    (Or, Xisuma gets overworked, and the rest of the hermits have something to say about it.)

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    In a au, where Tommy escapes the Dsmp, ends up on hermit craft. X Contacts The Amin Council and they shut down Dream SMP, freeing all the players, giving them Therapy.

    Dream is given a choice, Either he can go to void prison until he rots, or he can Go to Rehab admin practice. Where he under a older Experience admin, X takes that Position.

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    ...are meant to go awry, if just a little less. Damn Xisuma's pathetic, pitiful, abominable self-care.

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    Ex visits his brother for both business and pleasure. It ends up all business, no pleasure, too much parrots, and somehow reminding Hermits what an off-switch is with the power of implied violence.

    Xisuma wasn't supposed to thwart his plans before his evil plans could even be thwarted!

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    (Smajor changed Grian’s display name to problemchild)
    problemchild: oh what the hell

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    It's been almost a year since Grian escaped his collapsed high-school server. He's been trying his best to fit into the rest of playerkind. Freshly eighteen, Grian walked into the University of Administration, hoping to come out after three years with a certificate and dreams to create his own personal server - one where no-one would be hurt.
    Only, he's got three students to share a dorm with, and they all seem very concerned.

    or; grian goes to admin school. scott, fwhip and xisuma help him adjust.

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    Tired, traumatised Grian gets dumped from a bad situation, right into the lap of the Hermitcraft Rehabilitation Centre for Marine Life. Cue drama, angst, and eventual and very painful healing for our fishy friend.

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    Another Mer Grian AU because I'm addicted. Features tantrums, panic, near drowning, and much more! Do not fear the drama, this is angst with good endings

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    Hermitcraft has way too many bugs and as the admin Xisuma has to fix them all.

    Xisuma overworks himself trying to fix everything and gets sick, Luckily Keralis is there to take care of him

    Also it turns out the other hermits care more for Xisuma than Xisuma originally thought

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    The Hermits are back for Season 8 and some of them have been playing in a death game called 3rdLife. But the ending was a lot harder to cope with for one of them. Can Grian cope with the guilt slowly overtaking him? Will he be able to ever look Scar in the eyes again? Meanwhile, Scar seems his happy self. That slowly changes when his beloved pesky bird seems to avoid him.

    Aka, Grian doesn’t want to make the same mistakes, but does. And Scar tries to figure out why things have changed. And somehow, they always end up back in the desert.

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