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  1. 36

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    Impulse missed someone.

    And Tango wasn't going to let that continue

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    Impulse and Skizz haven't seen each other in years, and after confessing that Impulse was missing his chosen soulmate, Tango decides to do something about it.

    (Now with Skizz POV ;P)

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  2. 31

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    Grian, Xisuma, Scott, and fWhip have been roomed together during admin school
    Grian makes a group chat so that they can easily communicate between each other

    It devolves quite quickly

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    Xisuma: Scott pls get down from the tree

    Scott: How did you even know???

    Xisuma: I can very clearly see you from my window

    Grian: Hah, you’re in troubleeee

    Xisuma: Grian I also saw you attempting to climb a fountain

    Fwhip: Why’d you wait to tell him that

    Xisuma: I wanted to see him fail

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    Updates sporadically, probably

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  3. 6

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    X is overworked and needs a break, so Keralis sends Grian on a mission to distract him. Picnics are wonderful breaks, when a certain goat hybrid isn’t in a random tree.

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    Xisuma: I'm fine, he's just a kid
    Xisuma: I can handle this

     

    Xisuma walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Purpled

     

    Iskall85: FAMOUS LAST WORDS

    [a Hermit!Purpled chatfic]

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    “One more life to go…” they chant, their voices a hollow echo. “One more life to go…"

    And this time, Grian doesn’t even hesitate.

    He walks to the edge of the cliff, looking out over the desert they once fought to protect. The wind blows softly, carrying with it the faintest whisper of memories. Grian closes his eyes, feeling the breeze brush against his useless, clipped wings, a strange ache in his chest.

    He takes a deep breath, stepping forward, his taloned feet finding only the air beneath him.

    And then he’s falling.

    It felt like flying.

    or; after beating Scar to death in the cactus ring, Grian jumps off monopoly mountain to escape the pain and devastation. Waking up back on hermitcraft, Grian realizes he is the only one to remember the events of third life.

    He also does not remember anything *but* third life.

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    The Hermits have a code phrase. If spoken, this phrase acts as an emergency safe word, telling everyone to stop whatever they’re doing, because something is seriously wrong. Whether it’s from physical or emotional distress, all Hermits know that when someone uses the code, they need help from their chaotic, dysfunctional family.

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  7. 26

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    A Christmas present to my dearest Bunny based on one of bun's quotes from the server

    Baby Grian: babbling happily away
    Xisuma, working on some code while keeping an eye on Grian: I know baby, it's a lot of work, huh?
    Baby Grian: still babbling
    Xisuma: I know, I know, but daddy will be done soon and then we can cuddle, alright?
    Baby Grian: da!
    Xisuma, pauses in his work: Grian, did you just-
    Baby Grian: Da!
    Xisuma, deciding his work can wait: oh, my precious sunshine! Your first word!
    Baby Grian: Da! Da!
    Xisuma: alright, cuddles now, work later. I'll have to see if the baby monitor caught that later as well.

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  8. 58

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    Grian grows up on the streets of Japan, and learns how to live there on his own and survive.

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  9. 30

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    “by the way, kid,” xisuma remarks, watching the mystery child’s head perk up and turn around. “what’s your name?”

    “for the last time, i’m not a kid! ” the (and xisuma does not change his mind in the slightest) kid retorts, pointing a carrot at xisuma accusingly. “and my name is xisuma, with an ‘x!’ learn it!”

    now that’s a name he definitely recognizes.

    or,

    it's not an average day when xisuma fishes a random kid from the void.

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      “by the way, kid,” xisuma remarks, watching the mystery child’s head perk up and turn around. “what’s your name?”

      “for the last time, i’m not a kid! ” the (and xisuma does not change his mind in the slightest) kid retorts, pointing a carrot at xisuma accusingly. “and my name is xisuma, with an ‘x!’ learn it!”

      now that’s a name he definitely recognizes.
      or,

      it's not an average day when xisuma fishes a random kid from the void.
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  10. 17

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    Grian has been on Hermitcraft for a little over a month now, and it’s finally time to get his stitches out. A process that should be quick, easy, and done with in no time.

    But Grian is having a bad day.

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    Grian has multiple panic attacks and somehow manages not to fall apart (all with Xisuma’s help, of course)

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      Healing Ain’t For the Weak/Have You Seen the Scars on my Back?/Doesn’t it Help You Sleep?/Or Do You Feel Attacked by BluetBluish (WorkID: 65451709)

      Summary: Grian has been on Hermitcraft for a little over a month now, and it’s finally time to get his stitches out. A process that should be quick, easy, and done with in no time.

      But Grian is having a bad day.

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      Grian has multiple panic attacks and somehow manages not to fall apart (all with Xisuma’s help, of course)

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    Things were getting... weird on the Hermitcraft server again. Though Mumbo wasn't sure he could say they were bad weird. Just weird.

    Several hermits had accidently gotten hurt pretty badly lately and found themselves safely tucked away before anything could happen to them after passing out.

    Which was nice. Weird, but nice. That and maybe a little concerning the first few times.

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  12. 4

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    “We’re having a meeting, G. You didn’t answer my comms, so I came to find you.” The redstoner’s eyes crinkled in amusement and he glanced pointedly at Grian’s wings. “It’d be embarrassing if I got there before you, mate. Besides, at this point I’m so used to flying with you, it’d be strange not to have you by my side.”

    ....

    Mumbo reached him inside the cage before eyes erupted from everywhere outside the bars and they all pinned him in a glare and Grian looked at him and his face was eyes too. He changed and looked like the Grian that Mumbo knew, but it was like all the life had been scraped out of him, and his dead eyes looked through Mumbo as if he wasn’t even there.

     

    AKA a harmless experiment on the Rift between worlds goes terribly wrong, and Mumbo and crew have to figure out how to get their favorite avian back from the Watchers, but the End Deities have a few surprises up their sleeves

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    Tommy ends up on the Hermitcraft server, joining Etho on his exile. And, as expected, Etho immediately becomes attached to him and unknowingly adopts a child

     

    Join the series discord!!

     

    - SERIES IS WRITTEN OUT OF ORDER, ALSO I AM TAKING REQUESTS FOR IT SO LMK WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT! -

    1. From One Exile to Another (Etho and Tommy-centric)
    2. Warden Off (Doc and Tommy-centric (+Beef))
    3. A Cats Perception (Scar and Tommy-centric (and Jellie!!))
    4. A Pile of Moss (Bdubs and Tommy-centric)
    5. Safe Haven (Team ZIT and Tommy-centric)
    6. Watching the Watcher (Grian, Tommy and Etho-centric)
    7. Mirror Image (Etho and Tommy-centric)
    8. What it Means to Fly (Grian, Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
    9. Helmet or Hybrid (Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
    10. What Matters is I Spend it with You (Christmas snapshot series)

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  14. 34

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    When Grian woke to Mumbo's screams, he never expected it to lead to a day full of shopping with someone he met on a bridge. He never expected to meet someone he would call his big brother.
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    In which Grian suffers from nightmares and accidentally attacks Mumbo and meets Etho in the same night.

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  15. 72

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    X didn’t know how long he’d been working. He didn’t know how many bugs he’d fixed, how many lines he’d rewritten. He didn’t even know what day it was. Anything recent had blended together into the giant mush of nothingness that was his life.

    He was so tired. His eyes hurt and his movements were sluggish. The lines of code were beginning to blur together into a meaningless pattern of black and white. Even when he could see the words it was hard to piece together their meanings. He’d been reading for  so long that some words were beginning to look like random series of symbols rather than actual words.

    He needed a break. He was so tired. Even just a 2 hour nap would be better than this. He’d been responding to bugs non-stop for… a long time. Too long. He promised himself that the moment this was no longer necessary for people’s safety he’d go to bed. But first: Impulse’s code.

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  16. 5

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    I really like sick fics, it’s the hurt comfort that I love without the someone almost dying part, so I decided to write my own sick fics.

    Enjoy my sick fics about silly Minecraft characters.

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    In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.

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    When a broken, bruised, and barely alive teenager arrives on the hermit's doorstep, they honestly didn't know what to do. Without any way of knowing who the kid is, or even how they got here, they decide the only real solution is to adopt their newest member.

    Of course, it wouldn't be that easy, now would it.

    – or –

    Yet another hermit!tommy fic! Inspired the fics Let’s Be Alone Together by Poker and Shells In The Foam by Cedarwhisp21 well as most other hermit!tommy fics here! Essentially, Tommy finds his way onto the Hermitcraft server and gets to actually process his trauma and heal.

    Remember to read notes at the beginning of each chapter for TWs! Please mind the tags and TW as this fic will contain serious themes and possibly triggering scenes. Enjoy and be safe! ~c

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  19. 33

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    Xisuma made an effort to attend Hermit gatherings, no matter how much responsibility weighed on his shoulders. He was their admin, but he refused to let that role separate him from the people he cared about.

    He liked listening to them banter, sitting at the edges of conversations and letting the noise wash over him. He didn’t always need to participate. It was enough just to be there.

    But inevitably, the tiredness crept in.

     

    Or, Xisuma falls asleep a lot. Maybe it's a problem?

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    (Smajor changed Grian’s display name to problemchild)
    problemchild: oh what the hell

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    It's been almost a year since Grian escaped his collapsed high-school server. He's been trying his best to fit into the rest of playerkind. Freshly eighteen, Grian walked into the University of Administration, hoping to come out after three years with a certificate and dreams to create his own personal server - one where no-one would be hurt.
    Only, he's got three students to share a dorm with, and they all seem very concerned.

    or; grian goes to admin school. scott, fwhip and xisuma help him adjust.

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