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    The Hermits have a code phrase. If spoken, this phrase acts as an emergency safe word, telling everyone to stop whatever they’re doing, because something is seriously wrong. Whether it’s from physical or emotional distress, all Hermits know that when someone uses the code, they need help from their chaotic, dysfunctional family.

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  2. 8

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    A game ends. Another game begins.

    Someone isn't there.

    Ren wakes up.

    (Companion fic to The Moon, The Sun, The Stars (And Mars), explaining key elements of the story spanning from Limited Life to the end of Secret Life. CANNOT be read as a standalone.)

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  3. 6

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    I really like sick fics, it’s the hurt comfort that I love without the someone almost dying part, so I decided to write my own sick fics.

    Enjoy my sick fics about silly Minecraft characters.

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    After fainting from exhaustion, the Hermitcraft server's Admin, Xisuma, finds himself smothered by his friends' overprotective behavior. Feeling infantilized and furious, he rejects their coddling and escapes into hiding.

    The other Hermits, convinced they are acting in his best interest, organize a server-wide manhunt. Despite Xisuma's attempts to reason that he is fine, they ultimately track him down and corner him in a cave, forcing him to surrender and accept their "help," leaving him defeated and powerless against the very community he is sworn to protect.

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    Tommy ends up on the Hermitcraft server, joining Etho on his exile. And, as expected, Etho immediately becomes attached to him and unknowingly adopts a child

     

    Join the series discord!!

     

    - SERIES IS WRITTEN OUT OF ORDER, ALSO I AM TAKING REQUESTS FOR IT SO LMK WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT! -

    1. From One Exile to Another (Etho and Tommy-centric)
    2. Warden Off (Doc and Tommy-centric (+Beef))
    3. A Cats Perception (Scar and Tommy-centric (and Jellie!!))
    4. A Pile of Moss (Bdubs and Tommy-centric)
    5. Safe Haven (Team ZIT and Tommy-centric)
    6. Watching the Watcher (Grian, Tommy and Etho-centric)
    7. Mirror Image (Etho and Tommy-centric)
    8. What it Means to Fly (Grian, Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
    9. Helmet or Hybrid (Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
    10. What Matters is I Spend it with You (Christmas snapshot series)

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  6. 2

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    When Xisuma donated blood to a hospital, he didn’t expect for that blood to be stolen by a science lab and used in a cloning machine.

    Once he found out about the clones, went to see them, he also didn’t expect all but one to be dead.

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    When a broken, bruised, and barely alive teenager arrives on the hermit's doorstep, they honestly didn't know what to do. Without any way of knowing who the kid is, or even how they got here, they decide the only real solution is to adopt their newest member.

    Of course, it wouldn't be that easy, now would it.

    – or –

    Yet another hermit!tommy fic! Inspired the fics Let’s Be Alone Together by Poker and Shells In The Foam by Cedarwhisp21 well as most other hermit!tommy fics here! Essentially, Tommy finds his way onto the Hermitcraft server and gets to actually process his trauma and heal.

    Remember to read notes at the beginning of each chapter for TWs! Please mind the tags and TW as this fic will contain serious themes and possibly triggering scenes. Enjoy and be safe! ~c

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  8. 53

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    Etho has a very, very, very bad time. Like no fun at all.

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    Xisuma: I'm fine, he's just a kid
    Xisuma: I can handle this

     

    Xisuma walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape Purpled

     

    Iskall85: FAMOUS LAST WORDS

    [a Hermit!Purpled chatfic]

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    “One more life to go…” they chant, their voices a hollow echo. “One more life to go…"

    And this time, Grian doesn’t even hesitate.

    He walks to the edge of the cliff, looking out over the desert they once fought to protect. The wind blows softly, carrying with it the faintest whisper of memories. Grian closes his eyes, feeling the breeze brush against his useless, clipped wings, a strange ache in his chest.

    He takes a deep breath, stepping forward, his taloned feet finding only the air beneath him.

    And then he’s falling.

    It felt like flying.

    or; after beating Scar to death in the cactus ring, Grian jumps off monopoly mountain to escape the pain and devastation. Waking up back on hermitcraft, Grian realizes he is the only one to remember the events of third life.

    He also does not remember anything *but* third life.

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  11. 84

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    What do you do if you're a street kid, living off of, well, the streets and surviving only by mere chance? You get a gun and threaten the first random adult you come across into serving as your parent, ap-parent-ly (haha). Xisuma was not expecting to be backed into a corner by an avian boy, let alone be threatened into babysitting said boy, when he was returning home from work.

    Well, it's not that bad of an arrangement.

     

    Alternate title: "local street kid adultknaps random adult"
    or: au where street kid Parrot kidnaps innocent, voidwalker Xisuma to be his new father figure

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  12. 75

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    Crack Fics from an unfunny person centered around Xisuma and his complete inability to wrangle his insane chaotic children.

    Featuring special guests Coffee, Xisuma wishing to be put out of his misery, and Xisuma's prized Ship In A Bottle

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  13. 3

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    Things were getting... weird on the Hermitcraft server again. Though Mumbo wasn't sure he could say they were bad weird. Just weird.

    Several hermits had accidently gotten hurt pretty badly lately and found themselves safely tucked away before anything could happen to them after passing out.

    Which was nice. Weird, but nice. That and maybe a little concerning the first few times.

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  15. 37

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    Stories that take place in the same world as The Moon, The Sun, The Stars (And Mars).

    Fics ordered by where they start in the timeline, not by release date. Fics put after The Moon, The Sun, The Stars (And Mars) are taking place either alongside or after it.

    Join the discord for previews and behind the scenes, and to interact with fellow fans!
    https://discord.gg/AdtqPrARNp

    Official series guide! If you want to read everything in the creator intended order, you can do so here!
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/10O6LNDcnrU1ScHm1i1sgj_Kd_GKYB1XRjSOQ1qU-Gzg/edit?usp=sharing

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  16. 18

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    Before he understood what faith meant, Xisuma understood fear.

    Not the bone-deep kind that came with battle or blood- he learned that later, in harsher places- but the quiet kind. The kind that curled around your ribs like cold water, seeping in drop by drop until you mistook it for your own breath. The kind that came from believing that somewhere, somehow, someone was watching your every move, weighing your soul with scales you could never see.

     

    Or, Xisuma learns to worship his own god, on his own terms.

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  17. 15

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    My favorite out of all the fics I've written. The ones that I think had the best writing, plot, interactions, or just felt impactful to me as I was writing. I stuck them in an easy place so if you enjoy one, you can have the choice to look at more of my best and brightest! I hope you enjoy!!

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  18. 73

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    X didn’t know how long he’d been working. He didn’t know how many bugs he’d fixed, how many lines he’d rewritten. He didn’t even know what day it was. Anything recent had blended together into the giant mush of nothingness that was his life.

    He was so tired. His eyes hurt and his movements were sluggish. The lines of code were beginning to blur together into a meaningless pattern of black and white. Even when he could see the words it was hard to piece together their meanings. He’d been reading for  so long that some words were beginning to look like random series of symbols rather than actual words.

    He needed a break. He was so tired. Even just a 2 hour nap would be better than this. He’d been responding to bugs non-stop for… a long time. Too long. He promised himself that the moment this was no longer necessary for people’s safety he’d go to bed. But first: Impulse’s code.

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  19. 4

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    Uhh Grian is not a macaw avian, Xisuma notices patterns andd yeah. Probably a one shot. Might not. I have finished part of chapter one, so ima publish it before I get writers block haha.

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  20. 58

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    When Zed accidentally brings a creature into Hermitcraft, he doesn't expect it to end up being the lost admin Grian. He also doesn't expect Grian to have memory issues.

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