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“Did you hear about The Grian Death Game?” Doc asked.
“Of course.” X said. “Are you signing up?”
“I already have.” The scientist smiled. “Easy money.”
“I don’t think so. He would not do this if he didn’t have a plan. I don’t know it but this will probably be extremely hard-earned money. Maybe even impossible.”
“It’s just killing Grian, how hard can it be?”
“I want you to try and then come and tell me how it went. Let’s bet twenty diamonds.”
“Deal.”Or: Grian makes a game where you get diamonds if you kill him and hermits think it’s easy money. But Grian has a plan.
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My eclipsed sun, this has broken me down by miehh_b
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP
25 Apr 2025
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“One more life to go…” they chant, their voices a hollow echo. “One more life to go…"
And this time, Grian doesn’t even hesitate.
He walks to the edge of the cliff, looking out over the desert they once fought to protect. The wind blows softly, carrying with it the faintest whisper of memories. Grian closes his eyes, feeling the breeze brush against his useless, clipped wings, a strange ache in his chest.
He takes a deep breath, stepping forward, his taloned feet finding only the air beneath him.
And then he’s falling.
It felt like flying.
or; after beating Scar to death in the cactus ring, Grian jumps off monopoly mountain to escape the pain and devastation. Waking up back on hermitcraft, Grian realizes he is the only one to remember the events of third life.
He also does not remember anything *but* third life.
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- Part 2 of watcher!grian brainrot
- Part 2 of longfics :DD
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Finally, a Hermitcraft Ruleboard by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Video Blogging RPF
25 Apr 2025
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Pretty much what it says on the tin
OR Xisuma is both not paid enough and not caffeinated enough to deal with everyone's shenanigans
OR OR Everyone is stupid and/or insaneSeries
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The void is random on whether it gives or takes. For one person could gain super hearing and the next would lose all sense of smell, or in extreme cases their entire sense of reality.
The point is the void is unpredictable, and incredibly dangerous when in there for extended periods of time.
Every member of boatem came back different after the void. Grian and pearl had changed hybrid features, scar and mumbo gained cool abilities..
Impulse had vanished.
/or impulse gets turned into a cat after season 8 ending, gets lost, finds a guy called Skizz and fluff and angst ensues :D
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i am not a vessel for your good intent by kallistoz
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2025
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title: tongues and teeth by the crane wives
Scar is a chemistry student at a university where he bunks with Pearl, who studies astronomy. He soon bumps into Grian, a new ‘transfer student’ who is also, coincidentally, an astronomy major. He's tired, and Grian seems to be making things worse, but he's intrigued. Who is Grian and why doesn't anybody notice him?
Grian, an interdimensional being obsessed with what could've been, what might've been. He's tired, sure, and the only things he listens to are the stars, and maybe Scar, gradually. He's eccentric, unaccustomed to 'human norms', making him rather... obvious.
The two are linked by inexplainable means - the universe, perhaps, brought them together. The question is -- do they even want to be together?-- This is Scar & Grian centric, although involves other Hermitcraft members who are closely tied into the plot, some more than others (Pearl, Gem, Xisuma, Cub etc)
May also have other Life SMP characters that are not in Hermitcraft shown such as Lizzie, Joel, Scott, Pix, fWhip etc!!!! NOTICE -- please read through the tags, there is some triggering stuff like a suicide attempt !!!!
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- Part 2 of MCYT fics
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Wounds weren’t supposed to jump servers. Gem had played in one of the death games before and she’d been fine – if a little sore – in the days following her final death. Her wounds never followed her. Wounds weren’t supposed to jump servers. And yet.
And yet.
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Xisuma is tired, both mentally and physically but he still has work to do. The hermits are busy so his normally left alone to do his work but his lonely. So he resorts to kidnapping his friends and forcing them to keep him company.
Or sleep-deprived Xisuma goes around kidnapping hermits and forcing them a part of his tea party.
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- Part 2 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
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Carrion Crows (Hermitcraft/life series AU) by PrinciaplityofOmens
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
02 Apr 2025
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In this AU, the opening of the Rift coincided with Ren's ascension to the throne, however, the Rift brought along some far more sinister guests, ones that the hermits were far from prepared to meet, ᒣ₸ᒷ 𝙹リᒷᓭ ∴₸𝙹 ∴ᖋᒣᔮ₸
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“Shashwammyvoid, when I said you were always welcome in my home, I meant that you could always come and talk to me when things get bad. I did not mean… this.” Keralis sighed.
X looked up at him with owlish eyes.
“Wha’s wrong with this?” He asked through a mouth full of… well, it wasn’t really food, was it?
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- Part 7 of M's Season 10 Hermitcraft Fics
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There, beside him on the branch, is a slice of cake on a plate.
A million thoughts run through X’s head at once, but the one that sticks the loudest for whatever reason, is ‘where did the plate come from?’.
Another anomaly ping in the code. He pulls up the panels immediately. There, inbetween the code for diamond and a bit of stone, is another message.
[Happy birthday Xisumavoid!]
It very much isn’t his birthday, and won’t be for another eight months. Still, the message seems sweet. He doesn’t like his full name being there, but that isn’t the most concerning thing here, not by a long shot.
”Uhm- thank you, you too!” Xisuma says. Well, that’s not- oh, great. Right.
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- Part 1 of The Sunshine Child
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How Strong The Power Of Love Can Be (Sometimes You Just Take My Breath Away) by RemediosWritesforHermiTWT (RemediosWrites)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
28 Mar 2025
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Ah, classic Seshwami, overworking themself to the point of passing out. Of course, Keralis is there to help.
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- Part 2 of Lucky to Be Alive, Happy to Be Free AU
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Gem grew up in the dome.. she never saw the outside world.. she heard stories of it..and she knew the story of The Angel and Demon.. And why they lived in the dome..
But she never met people from the outside.. People who are desperate to get in.. for good or bad reasons..That was until she got a job as a maid for the ruler.. Why did she this pick this job again..?
And why couldn't it have been a normal job?
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Or Gem plays DoorLady (DoorMan) while Xisuma snoozes and random fantasy stuff is going on.Series
- Part 1 of Fics for Hermitcraft
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Xisuma needs a break - won't admit it - but lucky there is something watching the admin, looking into the void with shceming pesky eyes.
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- Part 1 of X-Void bondage therapy
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Pearl finally escaped from the Watchers after 11 long years. Is this new server really safe?
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Xisuma made an effort to attend Hermit gatherings, no matter how much responsibility weighed on his shoulders. He was their admin, but he refused to let that role separate him from the people he cared about.
He liked listening to them banter, sitting at the edges of conversations and letting the noise wash over him. He didn’t always need to participate. It was enough just to be there.
But inevitably, the tiredness crept in.
Or, Xisuma falls asleep a lot. Maybe it's a problem?
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“You do know you aren’t talking in Common, right?” by Khaos_Creator
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 Mar 2025
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When Xisuma gets really tired, it’s not unusual for him to gravitate towards using his native language rather than Common, the server’s primary one. Which also confuses Keralis when he comes to check on him.
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- Part 4 of Khaos’ short stories
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The hermits had a firework battle. Or, well, Cub shot Grian with a rocket, Grian had "accidentally" tagged False trying to get back at Cub, and Skizz had decided that the fireworks were everyone's problem now, and that they all should have a friendly, free-for-all firework battle in the shopping district. The only problem now was that Xisuma was stuck fixing glitches.
Febuwhump Day 6: Forced to Stay Awake
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Foxglove - A plant with large leaves, tube-shaped flowers, and a variety of colors most often ranging from purple to magenta to white.
Or, an au related to the events of The Rift and the crossover.
Sorry that this isn’t more specific but I don’t want to spoil it all… so that’s all you get ;)
(IMPORTANT: this work is unfortunately on hiatus, don’t expect new chapters anytime soon… the motivation just stopped flowing for this work specifically as I have moved on to other works. Thank you for your understanding!)
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- Part 1 of Foxglove AU
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Siblings till the end..Right? by Exis_fine for LostInThe_Void
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, Empires SMP
27 Feb 2025
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Pesky bird: I did a silly?
Dreamblob: Grian. This doesn't seem like a 'silly'.
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A story mainly in a group chat yet there is a story that keeps flowing between two siblings and their friends.Series
- Part 3 of Hermitcraft brainrot (mainly Xisuma or EX)
- Part 5 of MCYT STUFF THAT I GOT STUCK INTO AGAIN-
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XisumaVoid was slain by XisumaVoid.
The first death in their latest game was the lover's kiss of a blade through the thin skin of his unprotected throat.
A game of death to finally get the answers that he had been craving since the fight that ruined them. A game where they were the only two players, and no matter who won they would get what they wanted. He just had to live long enough to see it through.
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- Part 4 of Lust in the Void