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All Those Things They Couldn't Say by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
26 Mar 2023
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The Baudelaire Family have been on the lam for about fifteen years, ever since Beatrice and Bertrand's role in the Opera Incident was revealed. A life on the run is all that Violet, Klaus and Sunny have ever known- but they may have a chance to escape a life of danger and live like a normal family.
Their only contact, Lemony Snicket, tells them he may have a way to clear their names- but a series of unfortunate events leads to Violet, Klaus and Sunny fighting for their lives. However, against their enemies' expectations, these children will not be easy to take down... and they won't give up until their family is together and safe.
Runaway Baudelaires, Updates Daily from 3:00-4:00pmEST
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FUCK YEAH POST CANON SHENANIGANS AND TRAUMA WITH PPL ACTUALLY NOTIICING THAT THESE KIDS!!!!!! ARE!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!! FINALLY THIS IS SO GOODF HDSAJFKNAWBEUIDFJSKN.A; - idk maybe Jamie? We have a cold and its blurry but typing is good so
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I wanna get off, but I keep riding the ride by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
19 Nov 2025
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Five years ago, the Baudelaires died, and left V.F.D. behind forever. For five years, they managed to keep up the illusion of a normal life- but when a vaguely familiar person finds them, are forced to return to their life on the run. How long can they continue down this path before their actions finally catch up with them?
A sequel to 'I've got a war in my mind (so I just ride)', formerly known as 'I Need To Forget, So Take Me To The Hinterlands'. This fic is roughly ¾ of the way written, and will be updated regularly.
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- Part 2 of The Hinterlands Are A Hell Of A Drug
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If I ever lose my memory, make me read this story again.
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The Hinterlands Are A Hell Of A Drug by Anonymous
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Nov 2025
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It was supposed to be a one shot…
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I’ve got a war in my mind (so I just ride) by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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Following a second murder of Count Olaf in the Village of Fowl Devotees, the Baudelaires find themselves separated and scattered across the Hinterlands, on the lam, missing, and presumed dead. Violet is forced into more and more morally questionable situations as a means to survive as she searches for her siblings, while Klaus searches for the truth and the mysterious letters behind every unfortunate event that’s happened to them. He learns that the truth isn’t always the easiest answer.
Formerly titled “I Need To Forget, So Take Me To The Hinterlands”
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- Part 1 of The Hinterlands Are A Hell Of A Drug
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Discoveries and twists, Asoue's most perfect work
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The Eyes, the Mouth, and the Mirror by S Q Grimm (GrimmDelightsWrites)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
04 May 2018
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"Three shards of pottery, and a deep, thick shroud, are required on occasions such as these. To conceal the eyes, the mouth, the mirror." ⸻
The brightest generation of the V.F.D. were born under decaying stars; the previous generation had made this organization noble, but the secret of that nobility was lost in translation. This generation of young volunteers have always had one foot out the door, but these coming years will make them question whether the organization was ever good to begin with, whether their friends and associates could ever have been trusted, and whether the desperation not to be alone or the desperation to serve "the better good" is greater.
It may also teach them what resides at the bottom of a not-quite ocean, and how that great unknown shaped the organization we known today.
(A complex pre-ASOUE look into V.F.D., some headcanons about events of the time period, and a mess of unhealthy relationships I do not condone or believe should be aspired to. Work is COMPLETE and standalone.)
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As he's gotten older, he's realized this is how time works. It thieves and gifts whatever it pleases and keeps moving at such a fast clip that it's impossible to realize what's happened.
It slowly sets in place the pieces for a chess game which has no winner, and will only result in the death of a king and most his subjects.
That library will close by the time I’m writing this. A great many secrets will go with it.
There is so little left in this game, in playing as though he’s still friends with the people who hurt him, the people who supported him, once.
Maybe he should befriend the point of no return, a thing that could never leave him, not with the way he always trips along the barrier of right and wrong. Wobbly, uninformed steps are all he’s ever thought to take, til now.
He thinks, if this is death, it might just be okay.
He feels, for the first time, soft new wood brimming against his blood vessels, new growth in his heart.
When you think about the schism, really, it’s always been a linear kind of cycle. We find the things that destroy us and draw unfamiliar and unfounded lines between the people we love. Is that villainy, I wonder?
Why is it his generation that makes so many mistakes, repeats old ones and finds new ones? Are they trying to stop the cycle? Or is it all just like the way a wolf goes mad when left in a small cage, it paces and paces and paces until there are circles in the concrete and dizziness clings to its brain. It’s all madness.
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The trouble that’s afoot by Socks_2789
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
13 Feb 2025
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Lemony's parents resort to extreme measures in a failed attempt to prevent V.F.D from recruiting their youngest son.
Or: An ATWQ AU in which Lemony is disabled.
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SO SILLYYYYYY
lemony gets both some angst and a funny ending, which is all we can really ask for
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Anagrams with Olaf; or, A Fatal Margin Show by anticlockfoolish
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
24 Aug 2025
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He needed an anagram for Kit’s name. Luckily, anagrams were one of his many specialities. His pen drifted to the margin of the page. He started by writing out her full name, all in capitals. KIT SNICKET. Ten letters, three vowels. Then he got to work.
Olaf entertains himself in Literature Class.
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Anagrams with Olaf; or, A Fatal Margin Show
mysteriousbadgerHe needed an anagram for Kit’s name. Luckily, anagrams were one of his many specialities. His pen drifted to the margin of the page. He started by writing out her full name, all in capitals. KIT SNICKET. Ten letters, three vowels. Then he got to work.
Olaf entertains himself in Literature Class.
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One Rotten Apple Spoils the Whole Bunch by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
12 Oct 2019
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An outrigger washes ashore on Briny Beach, filled with corpses. The only living things are a snake and a young girl, whose journey isn't over yet.
(One-Shot, Post Canon. Character Introspection.)
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Come Back Home by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
23 Apr 2018
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A man visits Stain'd-by-the-sea for the first time, and finds there much more than he could have expected.
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Fanning the Flames by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
21 Aug 2018
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The town of Hawkins is thrown into turmoil when five children are kidnapped and dragged by their ankles out of town. Joyce leaves with her oldest son and the Police Chief to find them, her past having finally come back to haunt her. Meanwhile, the kids attempt an escape; unfortunately, they have to escape without Will. They team up with another mysterious runaway, who rarely speaks and even more rarely gives them answers, to try and find out how to rescue their friend, why this organization wanted them, and why these teenage arsonists seem to know who they are.
Stranger Things Party in ASOUE Universe AU.
Rated Teen and Up for Swearing and Threats of Violence.
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- Part 1 of Fanning the Flames
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Seabound by Bookended (BlueOranges)
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
29 Jan 2025
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Klaus and Beatrice hide from VFD. This goes as well as it possibly can.
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Six Baudelaires AU by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
21 Dec 2019
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Windless Nights by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
15 Dec 2019
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"Let's calm down," Violet said. "Remember the time we watched a scary movie when our parents were out for the evening, and we were jumpy for the rest of the night? Every time we heard a noise we thought vampires were breaking into the house to take us away."
"Maybe somebody was breaking into the house to take us away," Klaus said, and pointed to the photograph. "Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them."
- The Carnivorous Carnival, Chapter Six
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- Part 10 of A Series of Unfortunate Events - One Shots
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look at your hands (hide how they shake) by warlockdetective
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
15 Jan 2020
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You're used to the brave face you've had to keep. You know you don't exactly have to anymore, but it feels too soon to put it aside.
Violet's thoughts keep her awake one night.
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The Six Siblings, Part Three: That's Not How the Story Goes by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
11 Sep 2019
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The Baudelaire siblings were falling, but it was okay. They could fix it. They had to fix it. They had to fix it and save Sunny.
One way or another, this was all going to end. No matter how much Lilac feared she couldn't handle it, how much Violet felt inferior, how much Nick suffered from the trauma he'd endured, how much Klaus threatened to fall apart, how much Solitude and Sunny were growing up in a world that hated them and taught them that they would have to fight to survive... no matter any of that, the siblings were going to stay together.
Even if they had to burn the world to do it.
Six Baudelaires AU, Part Three of Three. Includes The Slippery Slope, The Grim Grotto, The Penultimate Peril, and The End.
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- Part 4 of Six Baudelaires AU
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Sins Of A Mother by Slimy_Vidiot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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Klaus Snicket is a 13 year old boy who lives with his mother: Kit Snicket in a carnival in the hinterlands. His life isn’t the best and he doesn’t know if it’ll ever get better, but he’s pretty happy nonetheless. He’s woken up by his mother announcing to him that she has to leave to retrieve something and that she’ll be back soon. His life will turn all upside down when he not only meets Olivia Caliban but also a duo of unfortunate sisters who are not only on the run from the authorities but also a wicked vile man named: Count Olaf who just so happens to also be at the carnival.
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Family by A (AILiSeki)
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - All Media Types
24 Oct 2018
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Jacques visits Kit in jail.
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- Part 14 of Fictober 2018
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We Take Care of Our Own by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
25 Aug 2019
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If E had known what plans VFD had for her family, she would have run away as soon as she possibly could, and never looked back.
She had an investigation one day, and Jacob was able to stay and watch the children while she went to the lumbermill for the morning.
When she returned, her children were gone.
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we were driving, in the getaway car by poisonedivies
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
25 Jul 2020
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violet baudelaire glances over her shoulder as her feet, in thick-soled boots, thunder across the ground. her hair is flying behind her, a few odd strands weaving themselves out of the tight knot of the ribbon and her jeans, grimy from the vents are splattered with drops of mud.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events - One Shots by midas_touch_of_angst
Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Addams Family (TV 1964), Addams Family - All Media Types, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Descendants (Disney Movies), We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson
11 May 2020
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