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Running into from people from high school is never fun. Running into someone while shopping with his very vampiric boss is one of the most awkward situations Guillermo could've imagined. In order to explain Nandor's presence with him as something more than just his boss/friend/master following him around, he introduces him his boyfriend.
Nandor has never been good at detecting lies.
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Nandor decides to do something about other vampires wanting to eat Guillermo. It goes wrong.
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Nandor kneads that massive dough 😋💗
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Merry Fucking Christmas by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Dec 2022
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When the Hallmark Christmas movie protagonist breaks up with their big city boyfriend in favor of this small town guy they just met, what happens to the boyfriend who just found out his partner never really loved him?
Well, two of them are about to meet at the departure gate of their flight back to New York. After a shared duty-free bottle of alcohol, they may just discover they're better off than they thought they were.
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hey little sister (what have you done?) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Dec 2021
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Guillermo de la Cruz cares about a lot of things. He cares about his mother, he cares about public transportation. He cares about the fight for unions, the way Nadja taught him how to braid, the record Laszlo gave him, the office supplies Colin brings him, the soft curl that escapes Nandor’s updo when he’s had a harrowing day. He cares about the stupid glitter portrait, he cares about his mini fridge, his crucifix, his coffee mug, he just. Cares. Guillermo de la Cruz cares. It’s what has made him a good familiar, a great bodyguard, an unflinching friend.
So that’s what he does. He cares. He cares when Nandor lets blood flow into Gail’s mouth. He cares when he hits his knees and pulls out that stupid fucking ring. He cares when Gail says yes.
He cares. He cares. He cares.
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You're Dead (and Outta This World) by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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“Holy shit!” shouts the EMT at his side. His partner on the other side of the gurney--the other side of the body bag--follows up with a well-deserved holy fuck and stumbles backward over her boots to sag against the back of the open ambulance.
“I’m fine, I’m fine, oh God, I’m sorry,” Guillermo babbles. His knees are trembling. He wriggles out of the body bag and hops to his feet, feeling like his legs are a cross between jello and underbaked macaroons, and he repeats his litany of apologies as he bounces from one foot to another to restore circulation.
Pain shoots through his joints from the roots of his toes. He ignores it, instead pivoting his head from side to side wildly seeking the detritus of his phone and groceries.
“Sir! Sir! You were--sir, please get back here! You were dead!”
“Not today, sorry!”
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swim to me; let me enfold you by singing_to_shipwreck
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16 Sep 2020
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“Sun’s almost up,” he observed quietly. His eyelids began to flutter closed and his breaths evened out. “Shouldn’t you be getting to coffin?”
“These curtains block out the light, yes?”
“Yeah.”
“Then…” Nandor began, folding his hands in his lap. “Then maybe I could just sit here for a while.”
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This fic came from my burning desire to hit our local sad-boy warrior over the head repeatedly with a blunt object. Post-Freddie, when everything's gone to shit.
Nandor is kidnapped, and forced to watch as his worst nightmare plays out, and Guillermo is caught in the crossfire. He didn't deserve this. Guillermo didn't deserve any of this.
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What We Do As Married (idiots) Vampires by Coolforsuure
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Aug 2025
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450 years ago, Izuku was seperated from his Husband.
Izuku thought that he would never be able to see his hot, handsome, sexy, caring, beloved husband anymore, assuming that the love of his life was killed by Vampire hunters.
So imagien his shock when his husband turned up at his door, or to be more exact, class 1A dormitoriums door.
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Izuku is a Vampire and is married, but neither his classmates nor his teachers know this. Safe to say that chaos erupts and truths come to the surface.
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What Happens On Drug Blood... by darkshrimpemotions (jujubiest)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Apr 2025
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Guillermo had cautioned Nandor about drinking too many of the Mayday partygoers, but of course Nandor hadn't listened. Now he's making it Guillermo's problem.
Tomorrow, of course, he will pretend that none of this ever happened, and Guillermo will just have to live with that.
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Made my heart pound and ache at the same time.
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In an effort to save Guillermo's life, Nandor tries to keep the vampire-slaying side of him away from his roommates. His roommates, however, completely misinterpret the reason behind Nandor's attempts to not let anyone be in the same room as Guillermo.
(This fic takes place somewhere after 2x07 and I guess 2x08 with the slight canon divergence where Nandor finds out everything about Guillermo's vampire-hunting after Guillermo killed Carol. It will get more canon divergent as it goes on though)
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- Part 2 of In a Heartbeat
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Entering the Tight Vault by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
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24 Nov 2024
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Nandor catches a glimpse of the Guillermo's bruised and battered face on his way into the Vampire Residence to use the shower and asks him about what happened. Guillermo is initially reluctant to share, but he and Nandor end up talking it out and acting on their longstanding pent-up feelings for each other.
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guillermo goes to his high school reunion and brings nandor, because he wants to show off his boyfriend and generally be a smug bitch to his old bullies, and also it’s always good to have a man-eating monster by your side if something goes wrong.
inspired by a tumblr post that gave me brain worms by @legolivesaver mwah ily
the title is from “i don’t take insults lightly” by madds buckley, it doesn’t really fit the fic but i just liked the line. all chapter titles are also from songs, feel free to talk to me about songs or roast me for my music taste, do whatever lmao
takes place in a season 3 ???? era, obv lots of canon divergence, but nothing after ep 7 happened. i don’t have the details my guy i just work here
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“Do you enjoy killing vampires?”
Guillermo’s knight falls to the board with a clatter, knocking Nandor’s rook off its square and onto its side. “That doesn’t count,” he mutters, eyes wide.
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When the theatre fight ends with Guillermo dying, Nandor turns him to save his life.
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Everybody leaves if they get the chance. by singing_to_shipwreck
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08 Jan 2021
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Immediately post-theatre: Nandor shoves his foot into his mouth, and Guillermo finally gets some things off of his chest.
Over and over until it sticks.
Started as a oneshot, turned into a time loop fic.
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> Everybody leaves if they get the chance by singing_to_shipwreck; nandermo, genfic, unrequited love, time loop, hurt/comfort.
*screams incoherently* my HEARTTTTTT.
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Guillermo and Nandor take their movie date, and it goes very well indeed. (At least until Nandor realizes that Guillermo has fudged his resume just a bit.)
The sequel to Two Hearts Met (Breathlessly).
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“You're breathing. Why are you breathing?” The ghost of Guillermo’s heart picks up, panic thrumming through his veins despite the lack of a pulse to show it, and he stands, hands balling instinctively into fists. “Nandor, why are you fucking breathing?”
“Calm down!” Nandor says, not remotely as freaked out about this as he should be. “It is an old habit- sometimes I do it without thinking. Everything is o-akay, my dear.”Guillermo continues to watch him, fearfully. “Stop, then.”
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On the banks of the River Tigris, things don't go according to plan. Guillermo adapts.Series
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The vampires have never seen their human drink before, but this Halloween-themed adult-only circus has an open bar and Nandor is flirting with a woman with a sword. Unfortunately for her, a drunk Guillermo is a clingy Guillermo.
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"Guillermo." He began, carefully, not convinced his human wasn't just an affectionate drunk and nothing more.
Guillermo looked up from his food with the same sparkly-eyed adoration he had before, when Nandor had gotten rid of a vampire that wanted to eat him. "Yes, Master?"
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It’s the same man, tall and solid, the angles of his body softened by the glow and so much easier to take in when not on the back of a stolen horse. Guillermo can smell the blood sticking to his fur collar, thick and rusty. He touches the back of the chair opposite Guillermo’s with a broad hand, tilts it back and says, “Can I sit down?”
Guillermo says, “Why are you covered in blood?”
“I fell. Can I sit?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Thank you.”
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Guillermo and Nandor meet for the first time in 1965. They find each other again, twelve years later.