ArtemisPendragyn
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Two Hundred Hours by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series), Critical Role (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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(Spoilers up to CR4 EP4) Speculative scenes cut from the two hundred hours of hanging out talking about literature that Hal and Bolaire apparently did together because I've been feral over them since they felt each other up at the funeral (Liam and Taliesin I'm in ur walls btw)
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Heat of Battle by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role (Web Series)
09 Oct 2025
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Yasha and Beau spar and make out and love each other so much it's embarrassing. Also they're married with kids. WLW we won so hard with this one
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Episode VII: The Nova Protocol by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 Mar 2025
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Three decades after the Empire's defeat, the New Republic encompasses much of the Galaxy, the new government bringing new planets into their fold. Things are peaceful. Other than a few attacks on New Republic convoys in the Outer Rim, and as far as the Senate is concerned, it's not worth the credits it'd cost to fund an investigation.
However, Commander Poe Dameron is convinced that an Empire splinter group is targeting New Republic ships, and he's determined to prove it. The once-in-a-decade election of a Senate speaker is approaching, and Senator Nova Torrent, an outspoken critic of Speaker Leia Organa, seems poised to make a bid for her seat. And with rumors of Republic-funded kidnappings and conspiracies spreading on backwater planets, political challenges for Leia and her supporters are inevitable.
Meanwhile, on the planet of Jakku, a scavenger named Rey waits for her mother to come home, and a Stormtrooper with no name makes a choice that could change the Galaxy forever.
(This is a rewrite of the SW sequels inspired by Andor's political thriller vibes! It is also very gay ofc)
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Synergy and Entropy by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
18 Jan 2025
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On Saturdays, Logan (barely) cooks steak. Wade picks a bad movie. Then they find a quiet alley and beat the hell out of each other.
It's nice. It's almost as good as sex. It's their routine.
And then some stupid mutant killer with serious personal issues and a not-even-that-hot police sketch starts offing people. Obviously, Logan and his raging guilt complex are totally un-cool with this, so he and Wade hunt the guy down. It's all well and good until Wade loses his mutation. Meaning he's dying. Again. Because fuck his entire life.
But what is this? A definitely not shady 'cure for all ills' that a couple of teenage lesbians found on the dark web? Perfect! Get the loose wad of cash, boys!
As anyone with more than two braincells could guess, it's all downhill from there.
(I FINISHED IT U GUYS ARE U PROUD OF ME)
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Logan and Wade Meet the Godkiller (100 times!) by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Sep 2024
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If being an annoying roommate were an Olympic sport, Wade would be decapitated by the weight of his gold medals. He's bad at cooking, he talks more than a late night host, and hate-watches shows because he thinks it's funny, even if Logan very much does not. He's a total dick who thinks he's funnier than he is, he's got a range of mental issues that would leave Freud foaming at the mouth, and he sometimes disappears all day without warning, most likely to go hang out with his maybe-kinda-girlfriend.
Logan stays anyway.
But after Logan has a weird dream in which he's accosted by some sort of nightmare entity asking after his location (which, yikes, stranger danger), Wade goes missing. And despite their joint reputations for being the cockroachiest men who ever lived on God's decreasingly green Earth, Logan gets the feeling that something is wrong. He's right, and ends up stuck in a time loop in some shitty D-tier timeline void where time repeats every time its anchor being dies. And this timeline? It's claimed Wade as its anchor.
This is the story of how Logan Howlett somehow has the worst day of his life, and then has it 100 more times. Hasta la vista, sanity!
Recent series
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Hannigram Short Story AUs by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandom: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
17 Oct 2020
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Written in the Stars by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Mar 2020
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- 3
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The Devil's Tower by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
21 Dec 2019
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The Breaking of the World by ArtemisPendragon (ArtemisPendragyn), ConsultingFangirl (ArtemisPendragyn)
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 May 2020
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Atlas by distractedKat
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
23 Jan 2013
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Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.
A novel-length continuation of the 2009 movie told in four parts. Cross-posted from FFN.
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Merlin managed to convince Arthur to go on vacation with her, to a foreign country and no knowledge of their language. Now Arthur is stuck with Merlin in this tiny room with just one tiny bed.
Bookmarked by ConsultingFangirl (ArtemisPendragyn)
31 Mar 2018
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Bucky doesn't like being touched, and the team takes it upon themselves to protect him. There is, however, one exception to that rule.
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Through The Looking Glass by HopelessGeek (wuzzy90), L1av
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Sep 2016
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"Where the fuck am I?!"
"Hate to say it, but you ain't in Kansas anymore."Bucky was on a mission with the Avengers when he stumbled upon a machine that sent him...somewhere. There's this guy with Steve's face. He carries a sword and all his men tremble as he walks by. Something's wrong about him, but the way he looks at Bucky? It's like he's in love.
Is it wrong if Bucky wants to indulge in it? Just until he finds a way back to his world?
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Bookmarked by ArtemisPendragyn
22 May 2016
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The Wedding Planners by CommaSplice
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Jun 2013
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Imagine if you will, a GoT AU where they have suddenly acquired 21st century communication systems (yeah, I know, it's nuts, just work with me here). Now imagine the planning it would have taken Tywin Lannister, Walder Frey, and Roose Bolton to produce the Red Wedding. This is my take on it.
Some spoilers for the books.
Usual disclaimers. Not my characters. I'm just playing with them.
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- Part 1 of Westerosi Internet
Bookmarked by ArtemisPendragyn
18 Apr 2016
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This is just the best. Seriously the best way to avoid RW feels.