Asexual_Asshat
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- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (11)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (9)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (6)
- IT - Stephen King (4)
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“Hey, you made it!” He jumped at the call from behind him.
He whipped around to see a man he recognized from their Zoom call. Voluminous chestnut hair, only a bit longer than most guys would typically wear theirs. Broad shoulders that weren’t out of place on his frame. An undeniably handsome man in a henley with black sweats walking toward him with a grin. “Yeah, barely.” He said, leaning back and earning not one, but two pops.
The man he knew to be Steve Harrington lets out a hearty laugh. “Well let’s get your shit upstairs before you drop dead on me.”
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Eddie had long lived underneath a crust of unease. Never able to feel at home in his skin.
When his college shuts down his program, he is forced to transfer across the country. He didn't think his shell would start to chip away as he crossed the California state line. Didn't expect that it was himself he'd find in the two bedroom apartment. And he certainly didn't think he'd find home in the man with whom he shared a lease.
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The taller boy lets out a huff of air. "Jeez, I've been thinking about this for like a year. You'd think I would have planned out what I was going to say by now." Mike says, running a hand through his already messy black hair.
"Nothing to be scared of." Will assures his friend. "It's just me." He and Mike have been through plenty of times far more harrowing than a conversation. Even conversations Will had had nightmares about for years always turned out better than expected. There's nothing Mike could say to him that should spark more fear than a Demogorgon or the choice to come out to all his loved ones at once.
Still, Mike laughs nervously. "Yeah, it is you." He licks his lips and the brunette does his best not to track the movement. "Okay. So. I guess I've just been doing a lot of thinking since you told us all about you. You know, about you being gay."
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Three weeks after the season 5 epilogue, Mike and Will have a conversation
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Eddie accidentally calls Buck babe. Buck internally combusts.
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Eddie has been ready to tell their friends that they were dating for weeks, Buck won't budge. It's about time Eddie does something drastic about it.
Inspired by It Was Me by Rosemary Joaquin
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- Part 6 of Songfics
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Steve Harrington represented everything Eddie hated about modern commercialized theatre. He seemed to be little more than a jock who was dragged into a school musical because they didn’t have enough boys, and stayed for the ego boost. His mere existence went against everything he found right in the world. It’s Eddie’s absolute nightmare when they are cast in a play where they are required to be a near perfect mirror image of each other.
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Eddie and Steve are cast in roles where they must be perfectly in sync. Chrissy just hopes to survive rehearsals.
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IT - 1990 Miniseries & IT - 2017-2019 Movies Fanarts - 2020-now by Asexual_Asshat, AuraWhiteFox, tallula03
Fandom American (US) Actor RPF, Barry (TV 2018), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Fifth Element (1997), IT (1990), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (Movies - Muschietti) RPF, IT - Stephen King, James Ransone - Fandom, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Outlast (Video Games), Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Shining (1980), The Walking Dead (Comics), The Walking Dead (TV)
01 Jan 2026
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All the fanarts I did for the IT fandom - Book, 1990 miniseries or the 2017 & 2019 movies
Classified in a chronological order
Some of the fanarts are part of event such as DTIYS or Big Bangs, etc
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Songfics by Asexual_Asshat
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Nov 2025
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.
“Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.
And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.
Just once. Just a single nod.
Why did he have to nod?
“Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”
“Of course.”
Of course.
“Was it better?”
“Yes.”
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Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.
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28 Jan 2026
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apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.
Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.
(shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)
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- Part 1 of return of spontaneous circulation
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27 Jan 2026
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“I want you to tell him why you're so upset," Vecna says, and Will swears he sees the curl of a smile in the webbed scars of his face. “I want to watch you lose him.”
(Or, Will is forced by Vecna to confess his feelings to Mike, with a slow burn aftermath. Alternate Season 5.)
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26 Jan 2026
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Right after Will’s powers awaken, the Party hides out in the old radio station trying to make sense of everything. As Will explains what happened, with Mike glued protectively to his side, Robin watches them and realizes something Will hasn’t said out loud yet.
Mike isn’t Will’s Tammy Thompson. He’s his Vicky.
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19 Jan 2026
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if i stop laughing, all the blood will just start pouring out by cyclamoon
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Nov 2025
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“You should go back to sleep”, Mike mutters, but Will’s eyes are already flying over his face, and he is probably taking in the embarrassing number of tears, and the sweaty hair sticking onto his forehead and—
“You’re bleeding”, Will whispers, and then, as if the realization strikes just now as he says it out loud, his voice increases in volume, but shakes harder all the more, “Mike, there’s— there’s blood pouring from your mouth.”
Mike would have been perfectly content with never exploring the depth of his repressed feelings, if it wasn't for the deadly flowers blooming in his lungs.
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17 Jan 2026