19 Works by Better_call_me
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I Failed You, Earth — Cecil Stedman by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
16 May 2026
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Something has taken control of Conquest, and nothing on Earth can survive it. With humanity nearing extinction, Cecil faces the end of the world twice.
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FRUK Invincible Style by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
13 May 2026
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Britain and France and the other countries as guardians of the globe, but we focus on France and England's gayness.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 480
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 54
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My Diary In the White House / A Charlie Kirk x Reader Story by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Political RPF
28 Mar 2026
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Let's take a look at your diary after joining the White House... hopefully it's not full of fucked up shit and a messy love story. Oh wait, it is.
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High As My Love For You - Charlie Dompler x Female Reader One Shot by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020)
18 Nov 2025
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Your boyfriend comes home from a hard day at work, you two bring out the green. He gets pathetic when high and you love that.
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A Friend Of A Friend - Charlie Dompler x Female Reader One Shot by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020)
11 Nov 2025
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Fresh out of a breakup, your friend takes you on a surprise trip to Philly to “cheer you up.” You’re expecting therapy, maybe a bar, not a building shaped like a giant smiling face… or the awkward yellow critter inside who instantly falls head-over-heels for you. Maybe healing starts in the weirdest places.
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enemies to lovers | Randall Boggs/Reader by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Monsters Inc. (Movies)
04 Nov 2025
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You enter Monsters Inc. ready to prove yourself, but you weren’t expecting Randall Boggs to become your personal nemesis. He pushes your buttons, challenges you, and seems determined to hate you. Until the line between rivalry and love starts to blur. Competitive scaring has never been so intense.
For my personal taste, because a childhood crush is always a crush.
I'll try to update often.
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Getting kicked out from Spy's mansion was bad for your wallet but good for your love life as your new roommate had interesting connections.
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- Part 7 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 800
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 107
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lex luthor x reader (stupid kinda, dont blame me) by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
29 Sep 2025
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She should’ve slammed the door in his face. Instead, she let a wet, sulking Lex Luthor crash on her couch. Between sarcastic remarks, pajama theft, and memories that refuse to stay buried, she finds herself tangled up with the man she swore to hate. Old enemies never did play fair.
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BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER ONESHOT PART TWO by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
24 Sep 2025
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THIS IS A PART TWO. Spy's attention seeking works until Medic and Engineer decide to find a way to make the Pete (the dog) talk.
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- Part 2 of BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER
- Part 6 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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The mercs discover (Y/n)’s secret talent for singing during a ceasefire.
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- Part 1 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 HEADCANONS X READER
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Spy gets jealous of your pet, then remembers he has a disguise kit after getting 'kissblocked' by the pup.
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- Part 5 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
- Part 1 of BEHIND THE MASK ── SPY X READER
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Sniper has a contract out of state, I wonder what it is.
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After saving you from a Pyro, Medic realizes he likes being a battle Medic, and you teach him how to. The perfect excuse for fate to finally resolve the tension between you two.
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- Part 4 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE ── SPY X READER ONESHOT by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
14 Sep 2025
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You are hired as the new class, though your only job is to stay guard at night. Spy grew a little attraction and took advantage of his cloaking device during your shifts.
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- Part 3 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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After a party with the team, you and Sniper end up in his van, drunk as hell, and making out like idiots.
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- Part 2 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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I'LL HAVE TO WIN YOUR HEART BY AN AUTOPSY! ── MEDIC X YANDERE READER ONESHOT by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
13 Sep 2025
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You're tired of watching from the sidelines, so you turn him into your own autopsy doll.
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- Part 1 of TEAM FORTRESS 2 ONESHOTS X READER
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EMESIS BLUE | MEDIC X READER ── KÜSSE, PILLEN UND SÜNDEN by Better_call_me
Fandoms: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Team Fortress 2
11 Sep 2025
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[COMPLETED]
Something is wrong with the respawn machine. You and Medic try to save someone, and end up in a house of nightmares.
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This is a 'x reader' adaptation of EMESIS BLUE, meaning it's re-written in a way the reader fits in the story without breaking the official timeline. I do not own any characters here except (Y/n), and all credits go to the producers and creators of Emesis Blue: CHAD PAYNE, ANTON PELIZZARI, AND FORTRESS FILMS, along with VALVE.Also forgive me for any mistakes in text, English is not my first language!
I wrote it in Google Docs, then copied into AO3 so forgive me for any format mistakes.
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REPOSTED FROM MY WATTPAD.
She was a dropout. A dealer. A disaster wrapped in sarcasm and leather.
He was a doctor. A liar. A broken man addicted to pain and pills.They weren't supposed to meet.
They weren't supposed to fall.
They weren't supposed to need each other this much.But when the boy she swore to protect ends up under House's care, their lives collide in the worst and best ways imaginable. One night becomes two. A coping mechanism turns into obsession.
He turned to Vicodin.
She turned to alcohol.
And when that didn't numb the pain, they turned to each other.This story is one of bloodstained couches, hallucinations, and stolen moments. Of guilt, trauma, sex without kisses, and heartbreak without closure.
Because sometimes... the worst addictions aren't chemicals.
They're people. -
Dr House x Reader / because I can't get enough of him by Better_call_me
Fandoms: House M.D.
19 Aug 2025
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one shots Dr House x Female reader because I'm mad insane for the man (Im taking a small break from this book for a little bit) ((Still feel free to request!!))